Famous phrases and quotes converted?

[Ebonyfire]

"Let them eat pussy (or cock, or both)!"

 

[DVS]

This isn't the same thing I started this thread for, but it is still something similar.
Well, sort of...but it's my thread, so what you gonna do?

I can be hard of hearing at times, and I also have quite an imagination. So, those two things can cause quite a combination.

You say you want an example of what I mean?

Well, there is sometimes a comercial on TV that advertises CDs that have 80s Rock and Roll tunes. I used to hear the phrase they speak of in this comercial and perk up a little. You see, when they would say the phrase "Greatest Hits" I would hear "Greatest Tits".

Because I am hard of hearing in certain situations, you would be amazed how I can transpose things said to me into more twisted and kinky phrases. Sometimes on purpose, and sometimes not.

Anybody have a story like this to share, or am I the only one? I know I'm pretty kinky, but this is a large world, too. Come on and share.

 

[Ebonyfire]

This isn't the same thing I started this thread for, but it is still something similar.
Well, sort of...but it's my thread, so what you gonna do?

I can be hard of hearing at times, and I also have quite an imagination. So, those two things can cause quite a combination.

You say you want an example of what I mean?

Well, there is sometimes a comercial on TV that advertises CDs that have 80s Rock and Roll tunes. I used to hear the phrase they speak of in this comercial and perk up a little. You see, when they would say the phrase "Greatest Hits" I would hear "Greatest Tits".

Because I am hard of hearing in certain situations, you would be amazed how I can transpose things said to me into more twisted and kinky phrases. Sometimes on purpose, and sometimes not.

Anybody have a story like this to share, or am I the only one? I know I'm pretty kinky, but this is a large world, too. Come on and share.

See I am always hearing the wrong thing, but I cannot remember what they are.

 

[melimelissa]

One that might not need to be changed...

if at first you don't succeed try, try again

Or, if you want to change it?

if at first you don't succeed, you might be punished

If you don't at first suck seed, lick, lick until Sir cuts...

Méli

 

[Boat1]

From childhood... "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me."

In adulthood... "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!"

 

[OralAllOver]

Ask not what the pussy will do for you
But what you will do for the pussy