Famous People

[sweetnpetite]

D'ya think that there are any famous people posting on lit? Maybe Angelina Jolie likes to write Vampire Stories in her spare time and post them on lit and then hang out on the boards. Maybe Christina Agulara likes to see if any "Dirty" stories about her are posted and if they are any good. Maybe Charlie Sheen logs on after his hooker friend leaves. (or while he's waiting for her to show up.)

What do you think?



Are you famous?
(I know that I am )

 

[curious2c]

I'm famous in my mind...and that's about it too.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I think the odds a re a lot better tha tone of the writers here is a famous writer who is moon lighting, trying something they can't do in thier main stream work. Perhaps Tom Clancy is one of our poets, or Stephen King, the master of over verbiage wrties for the snippetsville group.

In my case the closest thing I have to fame is my work here

-Colly

 

[sweetnpetite]

Yeah, I'm not really famous either. But I got to thinking that celebraties are people too. And they all have internet. And the most popular thing to do on the net is surf the porn sites. And you can be annonymous. So by shere odds, there has to be a few famous people hiding out on lit, right?

Could we be chatting with JLO and not even know it?

 

[SummerMorning]

JLO probably wouldn't know how to chat about anything besides sex, money, cars and expensive shoes...not likely the kind of person questioning the meaning of life, sex and why there's always a small bit of cork in *my* wine glass, while the others never get any...

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Okay, SnP. You got me. I'm actually Truman Capote.

I faked my own death because, really, I just couldn't find any more extravagant beach hats to wear when I went out mincing.

---dr.M.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm locally infamous.

Does that count?

Og

 

[shereads]

Okay, SnP. You got me. I'm actually Truman Capote.

I faked my own death because, really, I just couldn't find any more extravagant beach hats to wear when I went out mincing.

---dr.M.

That explains why Matt Danger, P.I., holds his pinkie in the tea-with-the-queen position when he grips his weapon. Thanks for clearing up his adorable lisp, as well, Doctor M.



Regards,

Laura Bush

 

[shereads]

I'm locally infamous.

Does that count?

Sweetheart, any man whose first kiss took place after he had his face under the girl's skirt ought to be famous, if only for that.

Also for the business with the limousine pick-up technique on New Year's Eve.

You are the prince of sly dogs.

 

[SummerMorning]

I achieved local infamity by moving here from another town...took a few years to get vaguely accepted...

 

[gauchecritic]

I believe that Johnny Vegas is here somewhere, not sure what his nick is though.

Gauche

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Elvis has to be lurking here somewhere and maybe Jim Morrison is hanging around too.

Wicked

 

[SummerMorning]

No way! The Doorman, here?!? Wow!

*worship*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, I can't stay on Lit much longer, me and Brad are going out tonight...

I sure do hope Alan Rickman searches Lit for dirty stories about himself.

 

[Uther_Pendragon]

I'm willing to bet that most of the authors here are not
best-selling (or even selling) authors in real life.
Honestly, the last thing I'd do if I were a celebrity would
be to go to a sex site where you have to log on. I
suspect that anyone could learn our identities if they
took the trouble.

 

[Singularity]

It is Common Knowledge

among the Chicago cognoscenti that Dr. Mabeuse is really Richard M. Daley, Mayor of the shimmering city by the lake, who likes to dress up and act like Truman Capote in front of the mirror.

He requires all of the aldermen to vote for his stories, too, or else he cuts off their....... budgets.

 

[wishfulthinking]

You know, I swear Hugh Heffner sent me some feedback the other day. Probably getting ideas for playboy stories.

 

[Linbido]

Didn't you know? I'm Britney. All the smut stories about me makes me sooo hot and bothered, and I secretly dream of meeting all the authors for unmentionably steamy orgies.

What? You didn't buy that? Oh, well...

Also, there's this guy over at the GB who calls himself GeorgeWBush. But between you and me, I don't think he's the read deal. (Or maybe it's the White House guy who is faking it?)

Ok, seriously...
I actually know a Lit contributor whose name would ring a bell for a few here in Scandinavia. He ain't no Elvis, but he's more recognised than most of us anyway.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Ask me again in a couple of years, when my world domination scheme kicks in.

 

[whispering_surrender]

Ask me again in a couple of years, when my world domination scheme kicks in.

Yes, Brain, but where are we going to find peanut butter and rubber pants in our size at this time of night?

Pinky

 

[Guest]

Whisp, glad you and Raffo are managing to visit Lit. still, like for two minutes a day

Perdita

 

[whispering_surrender]

Whisp, glad you and Raffo are managing to visit Lit. still, like for two minutes a day

Perdita

He's still sleeping. I might manage five or six minutes this morning. *grin*

Whisp

 

[Guest]

 

[raphy]

I'm willing to bet that most of the authors here are not
best-selling (or even selling) authors in real life.
Honestly, the last thing I'd do if I were a celebrity would
be to go to a sex site where you have to log on. I
suspect that anyone could learn our identities if they
took the trouble.

I dunno - Lit has a very large membership. If the person were quiet, subtle - Kept a fairly low profile and only contributed to a few conversational threads, I bet you could get away with anonymity for a while. You'd have to *want* to investigate the username first, remember.

Remember, if you want to hide, there's no place like hiding in a crowd..

Raph, kicking whisper off after her scheduled 5 minutes.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I would like to stipulate that when I said 'celebraties' I didn't mean 'celebrity authors' nor did I mean 'Lit Authors" as there are a lot of peopole on the lit boards who don't write or who don't post stories. I didn't even just mean the writer's board, but all of the boards, playground (why not) GB, BDSM, Gay and Lesbian Chatter, ect....