Famous film quotes - how many can you guess?

[matriarch]

So, can you:

1. Name the film
2. Name the character who spoke the words
3. Name the actor who played the character

And then, add a few more.

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"Toga! Toga!"

"Snap out of it!"

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."


"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
AND
"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."
AND
"All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup."


"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Y"(Ladies and Gentlemen), My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'"

"E.T. phone home."

"Fiddle-dee-dee."

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."

"We rob banks."

"Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine."

"Michael...we're bigger than U.S. Steel."

"Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?"
- "Security."

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."


"Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art."

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

 

[cloudy]

So, can you:

1. Name the film
2. Name the character who spoke the words
3. Name the actor who played the character

And then, add a few more.

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"Toga! Toga!"

Animal House, Bluto, John Belushi

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

The Godfather, Don Corleone, Marlon Brando

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Jaws, Matt Hooper, Richard Dreyfus

"Houston, we have a problem."

Apollo 13, Jim Lovell, Tom Hanks

"Fiddle-dee-dee."

Gone With the Wind, Scarlett O'Hara, Vivian Leigh

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."

Dracula, Dracula, Gary Oldman (there are others, though)

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

Gone With the Wind, Scarlett O'Hara, Vivian Leigh

 

[buxxxom]

So, can you:

1. Name the film
2. Name the character who spoke the words
3. Name the actor who played the character

And then, add a few more.

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"Snap out of it!"


QUOTE]

Moonstruck---Loretta Castorini---Cher

 

[buxxxom]

So, can you:

1. Name the film
2. Name the character who spoke the words
3. Name the actor who played the character

And then, add a few more.

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"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Caddyshack---Carl Spackler---Bill Murray

 

[buxxxom]

"Are you the Keymaster?"



"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. "



"Back to you, fuckers."

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. " AND
"Oh, my God, I shot my eye out."

"I ate his liver, with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti."

 

[Shwenn]

So, can you:

1. Name the film
2. Name the character who spoke the words
3. Name the actor who played the character

And then, add a few more.

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"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'"

The Graduate
Mr. Macguire
Walter Brooks (I had to look that up.)


MY ADDITIONS-

"There's only one thing you know for sure about a broken down old man, he's a survivor." AND "...there will come a day of reckoning you won't live long enough to never forget."

"KaKAW! KaKAW!"

"A few minutes to think it over? You've had your WHOLE LIFE to think it over. What good is a few more minutes going to do you?"

 

[Liar]

"KaKAW! KaKAW!"

I'm quite sure you're not referring to Seann William Scott in Evolution, so I'm gonna take a guess that that was a homage to something else.

 

[Liar]

Anyway...

"Choose a fucking big television"

 

[midwestyankee]

So, can you:

1. Name the film
2. Name the character who spoke the words
3. Name the actor who played the character

And then, add a few more.

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"I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
AND
"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."
AND
"All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup."

Sunset Boulevard, Norma Desmond, Gloria Swanson

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'"

The Graduate, Mr. McGuire, Walter Brooke

"We rob banks."

Bonnie and Clyde, Bonnie Parker, Faye Dunaway

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Gold Hat, Alfonso Bedoya

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."

Wall Street, Gordon Gecko, Michael Douglas

"Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art."

All About Eve, Addison DeWitt, George Sanders (spoken of Marilyn Monroe)

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

Casablanca, Ilsa Lund, Ingrid Bergman

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Duck Soup, Rufus T. Firefly, Groucho Marx

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

Gone with the Wind, Scarlet O'Hara, Vivien Leigh

 

[Shwenn]

I'm quite sure you're not referring to Seann William Scott in Evolution, so I'm gonna take a guess that that was a homage to something else.

The whole conversation is something like this:

"You know, your stay here is voluntary. You are free to leave any time."
"Yeah, I know, but he was so excited about breaking me out. I didn't want to hurt his feelings. I mean, look at how happy he is."
"KaKAW! KaKAW!"

 

[Zeb_Carter]

"You want to hear me scream? Play some rap music."

 

[Shwenn]

"A few minutes to think it over? You've had your WHOLE LIFE to think it over. What good is a few more minutes going to do you?"

I'm going to make this a set in tribute. These are all different movies with my cinematic hero in common:

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"

"Do you prefer snails or oysters?"

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

"The best part of you ran down your mother's crack and ended up as a brown spot on the mattress."

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."

 

[JagFarlane]

"Are you the Keymaster?"

Ghostbusters, Dana Barrett, Sigourney Weaver

My submission: "I was Zero Cool"

 

[Liar]

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."

It's kind of geeky that I know the actor.

2001 of course, and Hal of course, and voice by Doug Rain.

 

[Belegon]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. "

Bull Durham, Crash Davis, Kevin Costner


I'll throw out...

"I best be getting on home. Alicia will think I've got a girlfriend."

 

[cloudy]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. "

Bull Durham, Crash Davis, Kevin Costner


I'll throw out...

"I best be getting on home. Alicia will think I've got a girlfriend."

Field of Dreams, Dr. Graham, Burt Lancaster

My contribution:

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness. "

 

[Belegon]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"

Dr. Strangelove, President Muffley, Peter Sellers

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

A Clockwork Orange, Alex DeLarge, Malcolm McDowell


...and your cinematic hero is obviously the director, but I'll let someone else do the naming on that one...

oops, need to add one.

"This is the west, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

 

[cloudy]

"This is the west, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Maxwell Scott, Carleton Young
(I knew the movie, but had to look the last two up )

I'll try another:

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

 

[Lee Chambers]

My submission: "I was Zero Cool"

Hackers, Dade Murphy aka Crash Override aka Zero Cool, Jonny Lee Miller

"The best part of you ran down your mother's crack and ended up as a brown spot on the mattress."

Full Metal Jacket, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, R. Lee Ermey

"I ate his liver, with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti."

Silence of the Lambs, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Anthony Hopkins

My contributions:

"I feel like Han Solo, you're Chewie, she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that fucked up bar!"

"This is not a god damned democracy!"

"We are kings or pawns, a man once said."

"I start fightin' a war, I guarantee you'll see somethin' new."

 

[R. Richard]

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

You are quoting the revised, inferior dialogue. The original, non-PC dialogue was, "We don't got to cho you no steenking bodges!"

 

[michchick98]

Since I don't know most of the ones everyone else has added, I'll try my hand at these.

So, can you:

1. Name the film
2. Name the character who spoke the words
3. Name the actor who played the character

And then, add a few more.

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"Toga! Toga!"

Animal House, John Belushi as Bluto

"Snap out of it!"

Moonstruck, Cher as Loretta (can't remember her last name, something Italian )

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Caddyshack, Bill Murray as Carl Spackler

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

The Godfather, Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Jaws, Roy Schieder as Chief Brody

(Ladies and Gentlemen), My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you."

Yankee Doodle Dandy, James Cagney as George M. Cohen

"Houston, we have a problem."

Apollo 13, Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell.

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

Planet of the Apes, Charlton Heston as Taylor

"E.T. phone home."

E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial, E.T. as voiced by Pat Welsh (Debra Winger only ever made 'sounds' for E.T.)

"Fiddle-dee-dee."

The only movie I remember this from is Sleepless In Seattle. I don't remember the character or actress' name, but she played Meg Ryan's mom in the movie.

There could be other movies with this line, but that's the only one I remember.

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Alfonso Bedoya as Gold Hat

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."

Wall Street, Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

Gone With the Wind, Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara

That was fun!

Here are my contributions:

"Maybe your dad and my dad should get together and go bowling."

"Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you."

"Let me get this straight. You know her, she knows you, but she wants to eat HIM, and everyone's OK with this? DID I MISS SOMETHING?"

and one more....

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses"

 

[Belegon]

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Maxwell Scott, Carleton Young
(I knew the movie, but had to look the last two up )

s'alright, I had to look up the actor myself.

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

The Outlaw Josey Wales, Josey Wales, Clint Eastwood


I suspect you and I could go back and forth for awhile on Westerns.

How 'bout:

"It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you. "

 

[Belegon]

"Maybe your dad and my dad should get together and go bowling."

Breakfast Club, Bender, Judd Nelson

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses"

The Blues Brothers, Elwood, Dan Ackroyd


As long as we're in that decade...:

"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek. "

 

[Edward Teach]

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."


"You've been tryin' to get yourself hung for the last fifteen years Kid. This time I think you might have made it."

 

[michchick98]

"Back to you, fuckers."

Bruce Almighty, Jim Carrey as Bruce Nolan