Fake Vagina

[mackiain]

Anyone have any good ideas on making fake Vagina's I wanna beable to make myself feel really good when im by myself

 

[Zigurat Prime]

Nope, but you could always buy one.

 

[jakelyon]

Buy One

Fake Pussy

They have one right on the front page of the Literoitca adult store. I am sure you could by a better one then you could ever make. If you do report back, I have always wondered if they are worth the money or not!

 

[niceguy2002tim]

Fake Pussy.

Hey,
I have seen these funny banners around the net for a while now. The last one I saw had this cartoon guy fucking this girl. Then when they finish she says, "That'll be $200." The guy says, "FUCK, I should have used a 'Fleshlight."

Fleshlight is a namebrand fake pussy. It's designed to be camolauged as a flash light. Here's the link...

http://fleshlight.com/main/products.htm

check out the atttched file for one of those banners. Also, I am curious about this too. Anybody out there have a fake pussy?

-Tim (niceguy2002tim)

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Re: Fake Pussy.

Hey,
I have seen these funny banners around the net for a while now. The last one I saw had this cartoon guy fucking this girl. Then when they finish she says, "That'll be $200." The guy says, "FUCK, I should have used a 'Fleshlight."

Fleshlight is a namebrand fake pussy. It's designed to be camolauged as a flash light. Here's the link...

http://fleshlight.com/main/products.htm

check out the atttched file for one of those banners. Also, I am curious about this too. Anybody out there have a fake pussy?

-Tim (niceguy2002tim)

hmm sounds like your looking for a pocket pussy, adult toy stores has them

 

[niceguy2002tim]

Not I.

I am not looking for a pocket pussy. I was just curious if anybody has one. Not sure why you quoted me. Maybe its because I was the last one to reply.

-Tim

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Re: Not I.

I am not looking for a pocket pussy. I was just curious if anybody has one. Not sure why you quoted me. Maybe its because I was the last one to reply.

-Tim

This time I did, last time I thought I hit the post reply......sorry

 

[Criswell]

Oh, God, I HATE the Fleshlight ads and the fact that they're everywhere. Granted, all porn banners are somewhat irritating, but I always try to scroll so I don't have to look at these.

 

[niceguy2002tim]

I agree that most porn banners are annoying. But you want to know what is even more annoying? POP-UP WINDOWS! I use to hate those damn things. I recently purchased a new computer and the version of Explorer I have now has a pop-up blocker. I've had the computer for about a month now, and the popup blocker says it's blocked 107 popups! Crazy huh?

Back to the topic, I am sure somebody out there has a fake pussy... maybe too embarassed to say?

-Tim

 

[a_bit_kinky]

We Love Ours

My husband and I bought a life size vag.ass combo about a year ago. I think I like it more than he does...LOL I know I use it more I get lost munching on and fingering it while getting it from behine. He He He... His only complaint is that it's kinda hard for hime to get into it when his head comes out the top when he uses it.....

 

[Mallory69]

artificial vagina

If you go to a site www.castlesupplys.com You'll find just what you're looking for and more. They have a product called a v string or something like that which you can wear over your genitals. It has a pouch in which you can hide your tool and look totally realistic. you can even pee out of them just as if you were a real woman. There are variatiions of this product and others too. Check it out

 

[Re-animated]

Fuck your fist like a real man.

 

[Mallory69]

I was watching a program on tv about the fleshlight, quite an amazing product. I thought it was amusing to hear the guy who invented it compare it to his wife and said that it was more effective. He also created a number of other products like realistic fuck dolls that you wouldn't find in your average sex store. These are made of a poly urethane type compound and can be custom made for the buyer. They cost around 1G minimum and are shipped in a crate because of their size. Try explaining that to your neighbour when you need help getting it down or up your stairs. Like where would you store it if your mother came to visit?

What would you say? "this is just my girlfriend she doesn't talk much she's quite the dummy"

It was an interesting program overall talking about the myths and fears people had about masturbation and the effects it might have on those that practiced it. They even showed devices that were made available to young boys to alert them to wet dreams. This device had a long slender pin or tube that they could insert into their urethra which would trigger an alarm to alert the user about the impending sqirt. Boy were the 50's and 60's nuts or what? Amazingly enough, Texas, [Utah and Georgia(I think)] and at least one other state have banned the sale of any vibrators.

No wonder the sale of guns is so popular.

 

[niceguy2002tim]

I was watching a program on tv about the fleshlight, quite an amazing product. I thought it was amusing to hear the guy who invented it compare it to his wife and said that it was more effective. He also created a number of other products like realistic fuck dolls that you wouldn't find in your average sex store. These are made of a poly urethane type compound and can be custom made for the buyer. They cost around 1G minimum and are shipped in a crate because of their size. Try explaining that to your neighbour when you need help getting it down or up your stairs. Like where would you store it if your mother came to visit?

What would you say? "this is just my girlfriend she doesn't talk much she's quite the dummy"

It was an interesting program overall talking about the myths and fears people had about masturbation and the effects it might have on those that practiced it. They even showed devices that were made available to young boys to alert them to wet dreams. This device had a long slender pin or tube that they could insert into their urethra which would trigger an alarm to alert the user about the impending sqirt. Boy were the 50's and 60's nuts or what? Amazingly enough, Texas, [Utah and Georgia(I think)] and at least one other state have banned the sale of any vibrators.

No wonder the sale of guns is so popular.

I believe I saw this show. I think it was on SexTv. Those dolls were pretty ugly in the face, if I remember.

-Tim