Fake thread titles you would never post in

[IhateClowns]

I have a tiny penis and large hands. What should I do?

Nickelback Songs

What do you think my cum tastes like?

Spank me and call me Mr. Trump.

Can pussies get pink eye?

Anyone watch Real Housewives of anywhere last night?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have a tiny penis and large hands. What should I do?

Nickelback Songs

What do you think my cum tastes like?

Spank me and call me Mr. Trump.

Can pussies get pink eye?

Anyone watch Real Housewives of anywhere last night?

Let's talk Blue Waffle

 

[IhateClowns]

Feet fucking

 

[hotoldrguy]

How to do self circumcision

 

[IhateClowns]

Words that start with ANY letter

 

[IhateClowns]

Tax prep 101 while I stroke my dick.

 

[hotoldrguy]

What is the biggest thing you have rammed into your pee hole?

 

[WerdNerd]

Farting is such a turn on...

 

[IhateClowns]

Will you spit on my face?

 

[hotoldrguy]

poop fights fetish or kink?

 

[IhateClowns]

I have a mole fetish

 

[hotoldrguy]

When you use gerbils for anal stimulation are they supposed to be alive?

 

[IhateClowns]

I heard my mom queef last night

 

[IhateClowns]

Does anyone else's shit come out like a hot snake?

 

[Karabare]

I heard my mom queef last night

I'm fucking dying

 

[hotoldrguy]

Is fucking knotholes still a thing? Oh and is there an easy painless way to remove splinters?

 

[WerdNerd]

Who else jerks off to mom's urn?

 

[IhateClowns]

Which Care Bear best represents your personality?

 

[hotoldrguy]

If you were a sausage sandwich, who would you want to be the bread?

 

[Emhdtats]

Auto-anal hygiene tips

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I heard my mom queef last night

Is that bad?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I keep reading this as "Fake Titties You Wouldn't Post". I figure if a woman wants 'em and wants to show 'em, who am I to judge?*

(*disclaimer: that's a joke, son)

 

[lurkingguy1978]

How many baby daddies did your mom have?

 

[Mei5ter]

Post Your Name And Unaware Partner’s Phone Number Here

 

[PartyDress]

Which personal freedoms should be banned?

Only an idiot would buy a book.

Why is bathing necessary?

101 tips for becoming a whiny, mediocre, self-important troll.