Fake Fucking Point Totals

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Well, I've got no fake fucking experience. I'm a fake fuckin' virgin.

But if there are points for most stylish. I've got them down pat.

 

[pabloback]

it was mac points when you and me got in on lavvy especially as it was at the height of our flame war

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the passion of making up

 

[Scruffy]

I've got all the dibs on points for representin' the LBC.

 

[Guest]

**This is a game. This is only a game. Were this really a list thread, this message would be followed by a more detailed broadcast.

'fraid I don't have much to say to this one.......except

oh.....never mind, it wasn't really THAT important.......lol

Moon

 

[Dillinger]

Hmmm... I'm not sure your intent is to ask how many points people think you have in terms of how many people they think you've fucked (real or cyber or both?) or if your intent is a point total of how many people you've cybered with (ie - your meaning of fake fucking = cyber fucking)...

Either way... my points are probably way up there...

 

[lavender]

 

[DulceCrema]

I've got all the dibs on points for representin' the LBC.

hehehe! I like that!

I don't know what kind of points I'd get...though I've heard I have a good imagination.

 

[Dillinger]

Aha! So the game is to assign a certain # of points to various board members... oh this is very dangerous!!! *lol*

 

[alexandraaah]

I'll start. I'm a zero.

 

[pabloback]

am i still winning?

 

[Rambling Rose]

I need a cup of coffee before I attempt to play with you, lavender. I'll be back in a bit.

 

[lavender]

 

[Wiggles]

Hmmm, would they get higher points for being a higher profile Lit member, or for being harder to get?

Which would score higher, they're physical or emotional appearance? How do religion and politics fit in? I know they're here somewhere....

Oh, anxiety attack, I don't even know which Monopoly piece I am yet......

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I believe I would be negative points

 

[Dillinger]

So what points do Lit members receive? What's the basis for your point allocation?

This interests me. To make a game out of this in a way that would hopefully not hurt anyone's feelings...

One way is for each person to give themselves a score from 1 to 100. But - then, depending on how one scores oneself, it would be too easy to come across sounding like either "a shit" or "the shit"... and even then, when sounding like "the shit" everyone will think you "a shit" for doing so... *grin*

Moving past that - once each person has a point total allocated to them - does everyone who manages to fake fuck them then score those points for each hit?

 

[alexandraaah]

I don't like this game anymore.
I withdraw my zero status.
I want my mom to come get me, I'm not having fun at lavy's anymore.

 

[lobito]

If it's based on how hard someone is to get, then I'll have to sit out.

 

[lavender]

 

[alexandraaah]

I don't want you around either. You steal my toys and talk to loud. Plus, your lips are way too bright.

Call your mom. I hope she hurries up!

First of all, I would never steal your toys because they suck.

Second of all, don't talk about my mom like that.

 

[lobito]

*grabs some popcorn, a chair, and a video camera (just in case)*

 

[lavender]

 

[alexandraaah]

My mom says that your mom is a bad driver.

My mom says that if you want her here faster, she's gonna have to take lessons from your mom on being "fast."

 

[Dillinger]

Alex's Mom better be careful or she'll be racking up more points then the rest of us then!