Fair is Fare - Who Has the Biggest Pussy?

[Never]

Well come on.

I want measurements for depth and circumference.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I saw a record for a girl in Sacremento who, with no preparation, could accomodate one fully inflated, lubricated american football.

Some might not think this is all that great......but I think it represents a unity gesture on the behalf of many many females to bridge the gap between sports lovin' guys and their less than enthused lady friends.

What we need is more pioneers such as this brave young woman to bring us closer together through common interest.

Carry on....

 

[Starfish]

The maximum size I can make my pussy is 40 KB. If Laurel didn't have upload limitations, I could easily make it 200 KB in bitmap format.

 

[Never]

My pussy can bench press your pussy.

 

[sexy-girl]

boo double post

 

[sexy-girl]

for a second starfish i thought you typed 40 kilo grams


ive no idea what that would of meant anyway though lol

 

[Starfish]

A forty kg pussy would be pretty big, but I don't know who you'd get it on a scale to weigh it.

 

[Simply Me]

A forty kg pussy would be pretty big, but I don't know who you'd get it on a scale to weigh it.

You'd be carrying around an 88lb pussy, lol. Now, that's big..

 

[KillerMuffin]

My friend has a 34 pound maine coon cat. He's a muthafucka too. Son of a bitch bites me.

 

[Harbinger]

My friend has a 34 pound maine coon cat. He's a muthafucka too. Son of a bitch bites me.

Anything brave enough to bite you is too dangerous to have around human beings. And it is still alive how? I want to know its secret.

 

[atastetoarouse]

An 88 lb pussy! Wow!! So, how big is your cat??

You women are tough!

 

[ohiobbw]

I saw a record for a girl in Sacremento who, with no preparation, could accomodate one fully inflated, lubricated american football.

All I have to say is

 

[SimplySouthern]

I saw a record for a girl in Sacremento who, with no preparation, could accomodate one fully inflated, lubricated american football.

Some might not think this is all that great......but I think it represents a unity gesture on the behalf of many many females to bridge the gap between sports lovin' guys and their less than enthused lady friends.

What we need is more pioneers such as this brave young woman to bring us closer together through common interest.

Carry on....

just a thought....how totally fucked in the head do you have to be before you decide to stick a WHOLE football in your twat?

I mean, far be it from me to tell anyone what to and not to use as a sex toy....but a football just doesn't stick out to me as something a normal person would choose. There are so many other sports, with more phallic shaped equipment.

 

[Mensa]

Wussy pussy

I don't care how big it is, I prefer dogs!

 

[Bigdog]

Re: Wussy pussy

I don't care how big it is, I prefer dogs!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

just a thought....how totally fucked in the head do you have to be before you decide to stick a WHOLE football in your twat?

I mean, far be it from me to tell anyone what to and not to use as a sex toy....but a football just doesn't stick out to me as something a normal person would choose. There are so many other sports, with more phallic shaped equipment.

Totally true.....just look at Curling, or kayaking or hangliding. Any of those would make for a more interesting piece of snatch-bait in my opinion. Though I have no room to say who puts what where, I think I'd rather house one of those new Nike running shoes than a football in my brown-eye...but I'm partial to shoes without laces.

That being said, are you the REAL Princess of Porn?

 

[Mensa]

Kinky or perverted?

Though I have no room to say who puts what where, I think I'd rather house one of those new Nike running shoes than a football in my brown-eye...but I'm partial to shoes without laces.

You'd rather have a boot up your ass?!?!

To each his own, I guess!

 

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