Failed Pick-Up Line

[shereads]

Overheard in the paint department of my local hardware store:

Female customer: "Hmm. Really?"

Male clerk: "Yeah! He looks just like Spiderman, only he's different. See? And there's this other guy called the Sand Man who --"

Female customer: "I have to take this call."


Boys, take heed.

When a woman seems to find Spiderman fascinating, there's a 90 percent chance that she's just being polite.

It won't last. Eventually, her paint order will be ready and she will move on.

 

[Guest]

its slightly hard to watch such a SLAPDOWN!

could have been worse. he could have asked her if she wanted to come over for an energetic game of D & D.

 

[Guest]

Boys, take heed.

For a brief while after puberty, guys hope girls can be as much fun as their guy friends, but with breasts and sex.

 

[neonlyte]

I want to know just what you think you are doing in the paint department? Thinners isn't what you use to water down cocktails.

 

[Guest]

For a brief while after puberty, guys hope girls can be as much fun as their guy friends, but with breasts and sex.

its an integral fact that girls are much cooler than guys.
well, for me anyway.

 

[Guest]

its an integral fact that girls are much cooler than guys.
well, for me anyway.

Most guys come around to that. Usually after seeing their first breasts, and definitely after sex.

 

[Just-Legal]

its slightly hard to watch such a SLAPDOWN!

could have been worse. he could have asked her if she wanted to come over for an energetic game of D & D.

I would have said yes!

...if I wasn't with Mark.

 

[Guest]

I would have said yes!

...if I wasn't with Mark.

i love that you're into geeky games.


(im not smart enough and my attention span isnt long enough to play games like that)

 

[Just-Legal]

i love that you're into geeky games.


(im not smart enough and my attention span isnt long enough to play games like that)

I keep resisting the urge to put my geeky game credentials in my sig cause they're pretty.

http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165450tKdyE.png
http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165458wkPll.png
http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165461oJUHj.png
http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165474oqzoA.png

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I keep resisting the urge to put my geeky game credentials in my sig cause they're pretty.

http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165450tKdyE.png
http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165458wkPll.png
http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165461oJUHj.png
http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165474oqzoA.png

I love the names on those...

 

[shereads]

For a brief while after puberty, guys hope girls can be as much fun as their guy friends, but with breasts and sex.

Three of these:

 

[shereads]

its slightly hard to watch such a SLAPDOWN!

If it makes you feel better, he didn't know he'd been slapped down. When she finished her phone call, he took up where he left off. "See, the Sand Man is like..."

If she had shot him then, I would have testified that it was in self-defense.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I keep resisting the urge to put my geeky game credentials in my sig cause they're pretty.

http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165450tKdyE.png
http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165458wkPll.png
http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165461oJUHj.png
http://wow.tachyonsix.com.nyud.net:8080/armory/sig.php/165474oqzoA.png

Don't you dare! For two reasons;
1) I have a couple people on 'Ignore" because their sigs take up half a page, and
2) My son will be staring over my shoulder at your creds every time they show up.

 

[Trombonus]

This thread has turned my entire world upside-down. Now what am I gonna talk about?

 

[3113]

Male clerk: "Yeah! He looks just like Spiderman, only he's different. See? And there's this other guy called the Sand Man who --"

See, I would have nailed him because he was being lame about Spiderman. I'm going to want to discuss whether the artistic style of the movie was in homage to Steve Ditko or John Romita, jr.

 

[scriptordelecto]

What's wrong with The Sandman? I love Neil Gaiman!!!

 

[N0madS0uL]

Bat's cooler and he's got better attitude, better skill and style (dresses in black, not like a 7 year old).

 

[Guest]

This thread has turned my entire world upside-down. Now what am I gonna talk about?

I wouldn't go on about how Hayward is the coolest city in the Bay Area. Or that Cal State Hayward has it all over UC Santa Cruz.

 

[shereads]

This thread has turned my entire world upside-down. Now what am I gonna talk about?

Green Hornet?

 

[shereads]

Most vehementy recommended/defended movie I will never watch, but am willing to say I have watched so its fans will leave me alone: The Matrix.

Most earnest reason given by a male friend for me to see The Matrix: When the heroine walks up walls, "it's empowering to women."

 

[rgraham666]

Ha! Walking up walls isn't empowering.

Kicking the shit out of half a dozen cops. That's empowering.

 

[3113]

Most vehementy recommended/defended movie I will never watch, but am willing to say I have watched so its fans will leave me alone: The Matrix.

That's not going to make them happy. To make them happy you'd have to lace up the black corset, put on the sunglasses and demand they make a choice between a red pill and a blue pill

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's not going to make them happy. To make them happy you'd have to lace up the black corset, put on the sunglasses and demand they make a choice between a red pill and a blue pill

"Honey, let's compromise; here's a purple pill, just for you."

 

[Guest]

If it makes you feel better, he didn't know he'd been slapped down. When she finished her phone call, he took up where he left off. "See, the Sand Man is like..."

If she had shot him then, I would have testified that it was in self-defense.

Did you distract him long enough for her to escape?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

For a brief while after puberty, guys hope girls can be as much fun as their guy friends, but with breasts and sex.

Sadly, for some guys, this stage lasts until they're 48. This often goes hand in hand with living in their parents basement.