Failed advertising slogans

[rikaaim]

I was just thinking of random stuff and thought some of these might be funny.

The following would be ideas pitched at a marketing meeting trying to get approval. Please, add your own at anytime.

Name for a line of peanuts that are local anesthetics: Numb Nuts

Trying to bring back the fad of the unicycle: Now with all wheel drive!!!



My creativity is low right now. I'll think of more later, I'm sure. Anyway, post yours. I'd love to come back and read them.

 

[Guest]

well....GM's autombile the "Nova" did not do well in Mexico...

 

[rikaaim]

well....GM's autombile the "Nova" did not do well in Mexico...

I'm just chuckling right now. I don't even have to say anything. That's just funny. Often times the best humor is the most serious things in real life.

 

[Guest]

well....GM's autombile the "Nova" did not do well in Mexico...

Or Coke's "Coke Brings Good Things to Life" in China when it was translated as "Coke Brings your Ancestors back from the dead."

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux".

 

[Guest]

"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux".

Or a Swede with a couple drinks in her.

Drop, Tuck and Roll

 

[Guest]

Ikea - Our Directions are Worthless

Toyota - Eating Detroit's Lunch

Ford Explorer - Burning up your Kids College Money

Acme Heating Oil - Raising Prices Because We Can

Mitsubishi - By the same people who brought you the Japanese Zero