facial cum shots

[KillerMuffin]

For some reason they always remind me of mayonnaise with extra oil mixed in to make it runny.

Instead of getting turned on, I giggle a lot at cum shots.

Mayo is made from an egg, so that's just egg on his/her face.


HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA snort HAHAHAHAAHAH




Shit. Studying is fucking me up.

 

[GuyJD]

Then you'll love Marxist's posts. That's all he's been posting lately.

 

[Marxist]

You really should just ask for sex, not beg.

 

[glamorilla]

I just love getting a good facial.

http://www.malespecies.com/malespecies/Assets/product/images/hydrat.jpe

 

[OpposingBalance]

For some reason they always remind me of mayonnaise with extra oil mixed in to make it runny.

Instead of getting turned on, I giggle a lot at cum shots.

Mayo is made from an egg, so that's just egg on his/her face.


HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA snort HAHAHAHAAHAH




Shit. Studying is fucking me up.

OMG KM thats fucking gross, LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm not doing either. I told him that I'm getting it up the ass this evening. He said, "Okay."

I'm the female, he's the male. It's not fair but males are generally always horny and females generally decide when sex commences.

 

[Marxist]

Then you'll love Marxist's posts. That's all he's been posting lately.

You no like the amatuer porn? What if I told you the girl was Muffin? What if I told you that it was taken while she was hypnotized at my chicken farm?

You like it more now.

 

[SkAoUt]

One thing that isn't a turn on

I have never been turned on by this genre or porn. I have never even shot my wad on someones face. Just doesn't turn my crank. I mean I understand the psycology (sp?) of facials but my D&S play comes out in other aspects of love making.

On a lighter side you do seem a little wacked. Studying or cramming can do that to ya .

 

[kiwiwolf]

Personally I hate facials ... It's always a pain in the ass ungumming your eyelashes, and getting the stuff out of your ears. Good for the skin though...

 

[GuyJD]

You no like the amatuer porn? What if I told you the girl was Muffin? What if I told you that it was taken while she was hypnotized at my chicken farm?

You like it more now.

Well, if that's supposed to be Muffin in the pictures......What's that all over her face? Sour cream?

 

[Marxist]

Well, if that's supposed to be Muffin in the pictures......What's that all over her face? Sour cream?

She got carried away with the chickens...it's egg, y'know.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'd like to skip the chickens, the eggs, and the mayo on the face.

I'd much rather sink my teeth into Guy's guns. Now that is something to make a girl feel all wet and leaky inside.

 

[GuyJD]

I'd much rather sink my teeth into Guy's guns. Now that is something to make a girl feel all wet and leaky inside.

Funny you should mention my pythons, KM. I just went to the doctor for a follow up visit today. I laugh everytime they check my vitals. Always have to get a larger cuff to wrap around my arm and check my blood pressure.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The thing I love most about your 'ceps is that they're bigger than my calves. You know how rare that is?