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[jeninflorida]

okay, I like many of you have a facebook page and have had a couple thoughts about facebook. I'm jealous of how many people put up such personal information and allow facebook to sell that data to marketing companies like InfoUsa/Acxiom/Dunn and Bradstreet - facebook is a marketers gold mine, but this is for a longer non erotic story.

now, Ive seen a couple friends get in contact with first loves and other past lovers through the magic of facebook, wonder how many people have hooked up or kindled an old flame from facebook?

the big thing that I have to share is a coworker, she is all loving on facebook and talks about how great her husband is yet she is the biggest whore in the company. we all know that she sleeps with clients. just about all of us know that she is have an affair with a female coworker (they go on vacations together).

maybe I watch out for this stuff, as it keeps me entertained at work...

have any ideas about this?

 

[Ellafun]

Jen...I sent you a pm...

 

[mcevin]

I'm SHOCKED!

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that people LIE on their facebook page! Why, I thought the internet was the last bastion of inconvenient truth. It (inconvenient truth, not the internet) was invented by Al Gore, after all. (He was Clinton's VP, lost to George II in the 2000 election, in case you forgot.)

So you mean that "make your penis bigger" ad I sent my XBF didn't really work? I thought he dumped me because he found a girl with bigger tits and longer legs now that he had a longer schlong, not because I accidently sucked his room mate. You mean I can't really make big money petting kittens at home in my spare time? I guess that $99.99 I sent this guy for his Stock Options Trading Secrets is gone for good...

So anyway, I'm not like this in real life, I mean I'm not a slut because I always kiss and stuff first, but I don't need to put that on my facebook page. Instead, I have a page on faceFUCK.com, but I don't use my real name.

So, Happy New Year, everybody

Love,

Jamie

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... but I don't use my real name.

You have a REAL NAME. I do so envy people who have those.

Someone once said that I have one, but I've been Charmbrights and Snooper for so long now that I don't remember.

 

[emap]

Snoopy you know not all of us remember when there was no such thing as TV.

I might be going a bit out there, but what about a wife who has her own facebook account and her husband has one. Now supposing there is a group one can join started by the husband that is all of the woman he has fucked recently.

How does she get even? Personally I would start up a new group and find men to fuck to add to my group. Perhaps it turns into a contest to see who can have more lovers.

 

[wehstar]

I once dated a girl whose ONLY facebook friends were guys she had slept with, which was a bit odd.

 

[xssve]

Nice, you know her sexual history, if you want to, and don't have to go through all the pain of having t to hear about it in excruciating detail on the second date - although that can be kind of hot </plot bunny>, it's not for everybody.

Everyone should be so honest - although they'd probably just lie by padding out their numbers instead.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

Snoopy you know not all of us remember when there was no such thing as TV.

Sigh - those were the days, when all we could do was make our own entertainment.

Believe me, the sight of a well turned ankle peeping below the edge of a crinoline ...

 

[mcevin]

I once dated a girl whose ONLY facebook friends were guys she had slept with, which was a bit odd.

I slept with lots of guys. What's odd about that?

Love,

Jamie

 

[emap]

Sigh - those were the days, when all we could do was make our own entertainment.

Believe me, the sight of a well turned ankle peeping below the edge of a crinoline ...

It's kinda funny, the old days aren't really gone, they just moved to small towns. Especially in the farm heavy areas it's still alot of the kids finding things to do. Usually turns to sex, just now they actually have an idea on what to do so lots less fumbling and lots more actual sex.

 

[Carnevil9]

It's kinda funny, the old days aren't really gone, they just moved to small towns. Especially in the farm heavy areas it's still alot of the kids finding things to do. Usually turns to sex, just now they actually have an idea on what to do so lots less fumbling and lots more actual sex.

Don't kid yourself. Those small-town hicks have a lot MORE sex than us City Slickers! They don't have the technology to do anything else. When you have no PSP or X-Box.... you get back to the classics, like screwing out behind the haystack.

Hey, that gives me an idea for a story!

 

[emap]

There's more sex per capita but not overall. Sheesh Carny your slipping a little here.

Besides, when you say farm or hick town and sex the first thing that pops into most people's mind is hayloft.

Course once you try it you know it's better to be backed up against the wall in a horse stall or on the outside of the stall. The horse will watch and snicker when he screws up, it actually makes for a better time and less things poking into you.

 

[mcevin]

Fightin' Feelin' an' Fuckin'

Okay, well, when I came here, I was from St. Paul, and I was like, well, these are all gonna be hicks, excitement is fightin', feekin' and fuckin', and then I got lost in the airport. I mean, my terminal was in a different zipcode from where the train came in and it took an hour to get to the city, and I got on the wrong train and I wound up in front of this sign that said "Where the West Begins," and then I knew I wasn't in Kansas any more. So then I got on the RIGHT train, but it was so late it only went to the airport, so I wound up sleeping there after all, and then I missed the first train and the second one was so full I had to stand up.

So while I was sleeping in the airport this guy molested me, I mean I woke up and he was feeling around inside my shirt trying to find my breasts. I mean, they ARE kind of SMALL, but he could of just ASKED me. So I finally got to the right city, and they had a McDonald's so I knew they were civilized, and when I turned on my computer, they had wifi, so I knew I had arrived!

Love,

Jamie

 

[jeninflorida]

I slept with lots of guys. What's odd about that?

Love,

Jamie

I'm shocked that none of the guys here have asked for proof....demanding pictures. but that would be for another story....

 

[mcevin]

The Proof is in the Pictures

Well, these daze, pictures only prove that the poster is really good at Photoshop, or poser, or one of the other photomanip programs. I mean I went to this demonstration, this guy took this picture of me in a bikini and another picture of this stray dog, and in like ten minutes he had my bikini off and I was fucking the dog!

No, wait, I mean IN THE PICTURE he had me fucking the dog, and it looked pretty real, too, only I know a little bit about fucking dogs. Wait, that didn't come out the way I intended it to, I meant that I know some of the physiology involved in dog-fucking, and that most of the pics I see are manips that don't portray it accurately. Sorry, guys.

Love,

Jamie

PS: So, I don't normally measure the guy's cock, so I can't answer the "What's the biggest you've ever had?" other than to say there have been a few that wouldn't fit in my mouth. I also don't normally take pictures of the guys I fuck, but since everything has a camera in it these daze, that may change.

 

[Carnevil9]

........I also don't normally take pictures of the guys I fuck, but since everything has a camera in it these daze, that may change.

You have a camera in your coochie? Now that is an interesting idea!

 

[mcevin]

Coochie-cam

You have a camera in your coochie? Now that is an interesting idea!

Sure, you're herd of pee-cam and poo-cam, why not a coochie-cam?

Love.

Jamiue

 

[Lost_Yonder]

is there a story in here somewhere?

[or does the coochie-cam take up too much space? what if it doubles as a vibrator? but, how does all this relate to facebook again???]

 

[LindsayRae]

is there a story in here somewhere?

[or does the coochie-cam take up too much space? what if it doubles as a vibrator? but, how does all this relate to facebook again???]

Obviously this thread has morphed away from Jen's real story idea.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Obviously this thread has morphed away from Jen's real story idea.

morphing does have a place...

I had thought of a "facebook" story some time back but will probably never get around to writing it - in my warped virtual world a guy reconnects with old friends from his small town hs that he left going off to college on fb. Once he left the town, he never went back, his parents having moved - as well as having a dark secret he has suppressed. They promised to get married once he settled down in college, but after that last night in town, he never called or wrote her - ignoring her letters.

It is 18 years later and he also finds his hs sweetheart, now married with a few children, living on a farm. He tries messaging her a few times, but she never replies.

At the encouragement of a few old friends he flies out, rents a car and visits the town. One day he drives out to the farm of his old gf. Nobody seems to be around. He goes into the barn and sees her - only it is her from 18 years ago when she was 18, he is confused, lost in the suppressed memories of what he did, his mind snaps, thinking he is talking to her, he forces himself upon the 18 year old girl, not understanding why she is resisting, exactly like she did 18 years ago...

Sick and tragic and probably not "acceptable" to the powers that be...