F*U*C*K

[*bratcat*]

 

[Madame Pandora]

FUBAR

My personal fave...

F*fucked
U*up
B*beyond
A*all
R*recognition



MP

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Just curious....

How old are you?

 

[Expertise]

Acronyms

BOHICA

Bend Over Hear It Comes Again

FNG

Fucking New Guy

BUFF

Big Ugly Fat Fucker

MILF (learned this one from the kids I coach)

Mother I'd Like Fucking

GOLOMO

GOod LOoking MOther (they are such angels )

 

[Todd]

Re: FUBAR

My personal fave...
F*fucked
U*up
B*beyond
A*all
R*recognition

MP

If you watched WCW wrestling a year ago it also meant "Fuck U Bishoff And Russo" because at the time the young wrestlers were being screwed over by those 2 as the old farts like hogan and savage who are like in thier 60's were given the major titles.

 

[Madame Pandora]

LOL...I am just not up on my wrestling terms ;p

Another one we use here at work is BBTN. The company I'm working with has to pull its labor force from small towns where there isn't a lot to choose from, so most our non-skilled employees are just BBTNs

B*barely
B*better
T*than
N*nothing


MP

 

[KillerMuffin]

F*fornication
U*under
C*carnal
K*knowledge

I remember this one. Wasn't it For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge? Ambro, you can back me up on this one.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Just curious....

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I think you've got it, KM....

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge was what was written on the stocks that held the adulturers in the bad old days. Or so I remember it to be.


blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 01-31-2001 at 02:00 PM]

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: I think yo've got it, KM....

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nope....

I just wondered how old you were - helps the mental image ya know.

Where you from?

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Nope....

 

[Guest]

 

[Madame Pandora]

We had a truckload of ABC'c (Asshole bean counters) come in to see the scrolls (books) and they tore the Dico (dude in corner office..pronounced "dick-o") a new asshole about an FFY (forty fucking years) policy like he had something to do with it. He's gonna get bad PR (performance reviews) out of this CCF (corporate cluster fuck).

Indy...you made me snort Pepsi. Bastard. If you're going to be funny label it with a warning or something for those of us sipping beverages.

MP

 

[Darkstaff]

Acronyms

Acronyms

Refering to situations

BAS: Bitch Ass Shit
GAS: Gay Ass Shit
PAS: Pussy Ass Shit

German FU BAHR: Fucked Up Beyond All Human Recognition

DFL: Dead Fucking Last

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Goooood Mornin' Vietnam

"Seeing as how the VP's such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, 'cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up a MIA then we'd all be put on KP."
Adrian Cronour - Robin Williams


For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, wasn't this line used as a title for a Pink Floyd Album?


MILF - ah American Pie, I loved that movie, I knew all those characters, hell I was some of theose characters.


Someone post all the internet stuff too, I think I've got the various laughs but much more than that is just a bunch of letters.

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: Goooood Mornin' Vietnam

"Seeing as how the VP's such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, 'cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up a MIA then we'd all be put on KP."
Adrian Cronour - Robin Williams


For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, wasn't this line used as a title for a Pink Floyd Album?

VanHalen!! Geesh.

 

[Chuckus]

DSL's

Example in context~~"That girl has a nice set of DSL's?" Anyone care to venture a guess what that means? And Nicole cannot answer this one!!!

 

[Darkstaff]

Damn Sweet Legs?

 

[Chuckus]

Damn Sweet Legs?

Nope

 

[Ian1]

dick suckin lips

 

[Cheyenne]

We had a truckload of ABC'c (Asshole bean counters) come in to see the scrolls (books) and they tore the Dico (dude in corner office..pronounced "dick-o") a new asshole about an FFY (forty fucking years) policy like he had something to do with it. He's gonna get bad PR (performance reviews) out of this CCF (corporate cluster fuck).

Asshole bean counters? *tapping toe, arms crossed, glaring at Indy*

 

[DriveSouth]

Years ago a co-worker and I formed a group whose purpose was to over turn the anti-sodomy laws of several southern states, our group:


A*mericans
S*upporting
S*odomy

 

[Lajo]

Yes, For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (FUCK). I had heard it was from Police Log books of loooooong ago. When prostitutes were arrested, they used the acronym.

Don't forget KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid)

and of course, Tigger's TTFN (Ta Ta For Now)

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Re: Re: Goooood Mornin' Vietnam

VanHalen!! Geesh.

Ah yes, thank you master for correcting the error of my ways.