F*r*i*e*n*d*s

[MrAnderson]

<I did a Friends story a wile back and every one liked it alot if you would like to be apart of it just e-mail me or post it below. it fun to do i would like to be Jory becase hes fun to play around with>

Joe- taking

 

[Guest]

Ross

This sounds fun. Can I play Ross? .

PS You don't happen to be a "Matrix" fan?

 

[poohlive]

I'll take Chandler. I've always wanted to work on my sarcasm.

 

[New4U New4Me]

Phoebe

I woudln't mind playing a ditzy blonde.

ic: I sat in the Central Perk strumming my guitar trying to think of a sequel to the ever-popular "Smelly Cat." I was anxious to meet up with the rest of the gang!

 

[MrAnderson]

F*R*I*E*N*D*S

<ok we just need two more people to play the other girls then we can start>

Joey-
Ross-
Chandler-
Pheb's-

PS: its a good movie but Anderson is my last name

 

[unit555]

rachael

OOC - I'll take Rachael if its OK. I can turn her into the Rachael-slut we always wanted to see on TV.

 

[MrAnderson]

<ok one more and then we can start the fun>

Joey-
Ross-
Chandler-
Pheb's-
Rachael-

 

[intriguess]

Monica

Uptight, and slightly obsessive compulsive, chef who used to be a fat girl, how could I possible turn that one down? (sounds like a great case for freud's fixation theory)

So is this before anyone has hooked up? and will there be guest stars? *grin*

 

[poohlive]

I think we should do before. That way anyone can go with anyone, and we can get into some orgies later... no strings attached.
Chandler is so gonna score.

 

[MrAnderson]

Joey

<ok we got every one now lets start the show>
Joey-
Ross-
Chandler-
Phoebe-
Rachael-
Monica-

(every ones at Monica house hanging out like they always do but Joey is out geting pizza, Phoebe is strumming her guitar trying to think of a sequel to the ever-popular "Smelly Cat." Ross and Chandler are watching T.V., Monica is cleaning up. Chandler says to the T.V. "can the coach.....be anymore of a ass?"

then Joey walked in with the pizza and a bag. evrey one says
"about time"

Joey: guys i know im late but.... ok i was buying the pizza and i was walking past this bum on the street and her sold me.....(gets some thing out oh the bag it looks like a dildo, The girls know what it is but the guys don't have a clue) ...This... the Viber 3002... it looks cool so i got it as a prop for my new movie i'm acting in.... what do you guys think?

 

[poohlive]

Chandler looked at Joey in a confused way. Did he actually get the thing on purpose? That just didn't make any sense.
"I think," he replied, sarcasm rather thick, "That maybe you should stop buying dildo's from bum's on the street."
He aised up his hands, as if to offer maybe it was some good advice for the future.
He grabbed a plate, taking a few slices of pizza. He just hoped that this wasn't bought from a bum on the street either. Honestly, if he were going to buy a dildo he could have at least gone into a sex shop.
There's on right down on the corner next to...
He smiled innocently to himself, and sat down, eating his pizza.

 

[MrAnderson]

Joey

(Joey looks at thing then to Chandler and says...)

Joey: Then why dose it say.... (stop and looks at the thing and a scared Joey look cames on his face ass he throws it out the window in fear)..... AH!!!!!..... my hands! my hand !
(joe runs in to monicas bathroom and washes his hands then closes the door and takes a vary hot shawer yelling) My hand my Hand!!!!,

(after a hour of freaking out and saying "I can't get clean and awh thats sick joey stoped his shawer and driped off and got changed. then come out and grabed a beer out of the frige and galped it. Joey turned around and notice that one of the girls where looking at his with a smile Joey turns around)

Joey: How you Do'n?

 

[unit555]

rachael

'Not how am i doin, it's who am i doin. give me one good reason why it should be you.'

definitely too much beer before pizza. drinking makes me horny and i need to take care of things. joey looks amazing. is he as good as he looks?

 

[MrAnderson]

Joey

(Joey sees rachael looking at him so he smiles and walks over to her drinking his beer then stands in front of her.)

Joey: hello Rachael I got some thing for you Rach but i left it over at my place. I think you wouls like it want to go and get it? it would just take a sec.

 

[unit555]

rachael

"Sure, I'll go get it with you. But if it 'only takes a sec', I'll be very, VERY disappointed"

I can't believe how big a slut I'm being. But he looks sooo good. Maybe this is just what I need.

 

[MrAnderson]

Joey

( takes rachael over to his place then picks up the phone and calls everone and says it will he forgot to pick it up so it will take a wile but don't worry. then Joey sits on his chair and stairs at Rachael and grins the joey grin)

Joey: how you do'n..... how about you lock the door and come over here (raises his eye brows) rachael... i see how you have been looking at me with your eyes you want what every girl as had.... Joey love....

 

[intriguess]

Mon

"Looks like Joey has bought himself God's real gift to women," slight snorting chuckle. "Perhaps Pheobe could do a sound called Pussy Cat, maybe it would up as a jingle for the bum.

She continues cleaning wondering how much she'll have to clean the bathroom after Joey been in there an awfully long time, and then notices the look in Rach's eye as Joey emerges in a towel and they leave. Monica has always secretly wondered what it was about Joey that kept his girlfriends satisfied and yelling for more, but as her brother was in room she'd probably already said too much.

 

[poohlive]

Didn't he work fast? Chandler always envied that. Joey could pick up a girl in less time than it takes most guys to pick up a toothbrush.
He glanced at the dildo. What was it? He brings home a vibrator off the street and gets laid. What a world. And with Rachael. Rachael! Come on.
Chandler finished his pizza, and put the plate in with the sink, "You want this where it is, or should I sterilize it before I put it in the dishwasher, Mon?"
He saw she was deep in thought, "Earth to Monica, hello, you there?"

 

[unit555]

rachael

Rachael walks over and sits in Joeys lap. She plants a kiss on his lips. He immediately pushes his tongue into her mouth. Figures. He's only got one speed - fast.

He can taste the beer on her breath. He cannot believe this is happening. He has always lusted after Rachael but she never showed any interest. Is she too drunk? Does it matter!

Rachael can feel him getting hard beneath her perfect heart shaped butt. He was huge! Maybe that was how he scored with so many women. It certainly wasn't his pillow talk or charm.

She felt his hands move up and begin to squeeze her breasts through her sweater. His fingers tweaking her constantly hard nipples.

She begins to moan and squirm. The movements of her ass send all sorts of pleasant sensations through his body.

 

[intriguess]

Mon

"You want to put that thing in MY dishwasher. I don't think so mister. I think there's some rubbing alcohol in the bathroom, of course Lord knows what Joey has been doing in there." I try not to ogle the toy as I shoe Chandler off to sterilize the toy, after all lord knows where that bum had it. I scrub harder after taking a look at Chandler's ass, man did his pants fit nicely today.

 

[MrAnderson]

Joey

(Joey starts to hear Rachael mone, after all thee how you do'nings and the good looks he is going to fuck Rachael. but how should he?.... doggy?....who knows my Cock is growing even harderi can tell he wants it bad.

I can feel her geting wet, so i start to play with her i take of her sweater and undo her bra with one hand and vary fast <i got a lot of training> and start to suck on her titsmy cock is geting harder man i wish mon and Phebs wher her too so one could suck me..... ah but Rachael looks like shes having fun riding the Joey up and down. I suck her tits and move my hand to her ass and start to feel her pussy thrw her pants...

 

[poohlive]

Chandler looked at Monica confused for a second. She wanted the dildo to be sterlilized, and she wanted him to do it?
He didn't argue with her though, Monica wasn't one to argue with. She wanted everything clean, including sexual devices. He didn't touch it, wrapping it around a towel. Rubbing alocohol, lots of water and soap, and washign his hands many many times.
"Ok," he walked back out, "the dildo's done."
He set it down on the table, looking at her oddly, "Why did you want it cleaned Mon?"

 

[unit555]

rachael

His mouth on her breasts felt SO GOOD. Her pussy was leaking juice like there was no tomorrow. He was moving too fast. She wanted to make it last as long as she could.

'I need to get this itch scratched' she thought.

Rachael slid down between his legs and knelt on the floor. She looked him in the eye and smiled as she undid the button on his pants and pulled down the zipper.

Joey lifted his butt as she pulled his pants and underwear over his hips. 9 inches of hard cock sprang forward and hit her in the chin.

"oh my goodness." she said. Joey's smile got bigger.

"Show me how much woman you are"

Rachael licked beneath the head of his huge cock and then licked its length. He began to squirm and try to get the head past her lips. She teased him for a moment longer then began to suck on the first couple of inches. Her mouth was so warm and wet he could barely stand it.

"Rache, you do that so right. Don't stop"

She moved up and down the first half of his tool.

"Go deeper, please" he pleaded.

Rachael smiled to herself and in one movement went all the way down to the base of his prick. He could feel her throat contract around the end as she held him deep in her mouth

"Of God, I'm gonna cum soon."

 

[New4U New4Me]

Phoebes

"ooohh, Chandler, that thing is like so BIG!" I say as I pick up the clean didlo! I have no idea what a dildo is but hopefully they will explain it me. "Hey, Monica, come here a sec. What is that thing anyway? I mean it looks like a cock! What are you supposed to do with it?" I whisper in her ear, hoping the other guys haven't heard me!

 

[intriguess]

Mon

I give Chandler a glare and then my lips twist into a smile at Phoebe's query, I was wavering between having her demonstrate it now that it was clean or something else. I pull my hands out of sink and take off the rubber gloves.

"Perhaps I'll show you later," I lightly whisper into Phoebe's ear.

"Chandler, do you think I would let anything some bum had been playing with to remain in my home dirty?" I brought over sponge to clean the spot on table where dildo had originally laid. "I wonder how Joey is doing Rachel," I pause, "I mean how Joey and Rachel are doing."