Eye-talian for dinner at my house tonight

[miles]

Bottle of red
Bottle of white
Caesar salad
Fried calamari
Eggplant Parmigiana
Eye-talian sausage with spaghetti
Real tomato sauce cooked 5 hours
Coffee
Cannoli

Libertarians cook like a motherfucker

 

[Purple Haze]

Libertarians cook like a motherfucker

You gotta do something with all those canned goods you have stored in your bomb shelters.

Sounds romantic miles, you me and the ammo supply. (sighs)

They're playing our song.

 

[Problem Child]

Miles, yer a wanna-be. Real Eye-talians call it gravy.

I know, I watch the Sopranos.

Fuggedaboudit.

 

[miles]

Problem Child

CARL!

I ain't no eye-talina anyhow.

 

[KillerMuffin]

We're having tuna pot pie.

What?

So I ain't no eye-talian gourmand. I do know how to make a mean biscuit dough and I've got that roux business down flat. It's just we're outta chicken (Attack of the StudMunchies) so it's either tuna or vegetable. The men of the house are anti-vegetarian. *humph*

 

[SlipknotNumber8]

What about me?

Im Italian, Im Italian!

*bounces around like a drunken idiot*

Eye-Talians RULE!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*chanting*

Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!