Extended Disarming

[NotUnperson]

We’ve all seen a scenario like this, primarily in comedies: A character is asked to disarm themselves/is being searched for weapons, and they’ve apparently managed to bring enough gear to fill one of the Punisher’s warehouses.

So here’s what’s happening: A couple is preparing for an evening of intimacy, and at first it’s just a couple of items. Then it starts getting worse. Some ways this can go:

1). It starts to become a mood-killer.
2). They start getting giggly about it (“ANOTHER flash-bang?! That’s 7!”)
3). The sight of some of the items bring back fond memories (“That’s your knife from the Blackmoor gig, right?” “Nah, I lost that one. I held off one of DePazzi’s crew with this.”)
4). Comparison: “Is this your lock pick set? I think I picked it up by mistake.” “I’ve been looking for that!”

Or of course, finding out their partner is better-equipped than the Winter Soldier could be quite the aphrodisiac…

 

[AchtungNight]

Maybe we can put an erotic spin on it. Start small with handcuffs, then work up to various butt plugs, vibrators, dildoes. Then bring out the birth control aids in case they are needed. Recording devices for obvious reasons. Etc. etc etc.

 

[DarkSollat]

Mr & Mrs Smith vibe

 

[CuttingEdge]

We’ve all seen a scenario like this, primarily in comedies: A character is asked to disarm themselves/is being searched for weapons, and they’ve apparently managed to bring enough gear to fill one of the Punisher’s warehouses.

Yes my dating life was pretty much a comedy because as most people on here know, I always carry; usually with (2) 9 mm's. (Kimber Micro 9mm's for those that like such details)

If the date went well, and the clothes came off, the lady either:

1. Was glad she was well protected while out on our date even if she did not know she was
2. Completely freaked out not realizing the person she was dating was so well dressed, but also so well armed
3. Was surprised I knew the pros and cons of her particular handgun of choice

Either way it proved if the relationship would last. To love me, is to love my guns! But it would probably shock you how many ladies also have a 9mm shoved in their purse.