Expertise

[Todd]

Expertise,

I almost have those pictures with the hockey uniform airbrushed out complete for the literotic newsletter. Do you want me to send them to you first or send them right on to Laurel and Manu for the newsletter

 

[April]

LMAO Todd, you're awful!

 

[Naked Hunny]

what pictures??!!!!!!!

 

[Juliangel]

Dont bother sending them to him you know how picky he is about his picture. Dont forget to send them to me too

 

[Expertise]

*yeah a shotgun I think.... less ballistic evidence that way*

Answered?

BTW. You're not fucking serious are you?!

 

[Todd]

BTW. You're not fucking serious are you?!

I left you rather well endowed, hangs half way to your knees.

 

[Naked Hunny]

theres pictures??

 

[Juliangel]

I left you rather well endowed, hangs half way to your knees.

an less would be an injustice

 

[Expertise]

*Hmmmm No. 4 birdshot I think, lots of damage but no exit wound and therefor less problem with blood spatter*

I say again, you're not fucking seious?!

 

[Naked Hunny]

he's serious

Todd doesnt joke around!

 

[Juliangel]

I say again, you're not fucking seious?!

I hope he is I cannot wait to see them, and mornin' sweetie how is work?

 

[Expertise]

In this case he had better be making an exception to that rule NH.

 

[Expertise]

I say again, you're not fucking seious?!

I hope he is I cannot wait to see them, and mornin' sweetie how is work?

Work....? I never realized that something could "suck" and "blow" at the same time.

Now this is stressing me out.

 

[Naked Hunny]

oh calm down dear you act like you everyone will dis your pics or something! And dont say you are shy cause that is a bunch of bull!! Now sit down shutup and let Todd work!

 

[Juliangel]

Work....? I never realized that something could "suck" and "blow" at the same time.

Now this is stressing me out.

I suck when I blow everytime

Don't stress you know we are just teasing, although I am hoping to see a picture of you in less than the coaches gear and long johns one day.

 

[Todd]

I was just joking around I figured a little humour would lighten your day at work

 

[Naked Hunny]

well Todd you are a meanie you almost gave the poor old man a heartattack and you disappointed me! bitch!

 

[Expertise]

Thanks Todd.

Send flowers to me in the coronary care unit of the DECH.

NH it ain't about vanity. It is about privacy

Julia...... long johns???? I had black Joe Boxer waffle knit pajama bottoms under the warm up pants i'll have you know Other than that I was sans underwear baby!!!LOL

 

[Naked Hunny]

Julia...... long johns???? I had black Joe Boxer waffle knit pajama bottoms under the warm up pants i'll have you know Other than that I was sans underwear baby!!!LOL

thats close enough to long johns for me dear!

 

[Juliangel]

Julia...... long johns???? I had black Joe Boxer waffle knit pajama bottoms under the warm up pants i'll have you know Other than that I was sans underwear baby!!!LOL

Is there a difference??? I am not sure!!!

Perhaps you should send a picture of you in them just to prove it or of you holding them up about to put them on.

Sorry work sucks wish I could help you there but that is not what I am good at sucking

 

[Expertise]

Julia...... long johns???? I had black Joe Boxer waffle knit pajama bottoms under the warm up pants i'll have you know Other than that I was sans underwear baby!!!LOL

thats close enough to long johns for me dear!

Geeze. I thought it sounded far less pedestrian than long johns. Must be because i'm an "old guy".

Underneath it all I was NAKED! YEAH BABY!LOL

 

[April]

well Todd you are a meanie you almost gave the poor old man a heartattack and you disappointed me! bitch!

OLD? Damn! I guess over half the board should just shuffle off to the nursing home then. Wait up Ex! I'm shuffling right behind you! Glue factory here we come!

 

[Expertise]

Nursing homes creep me out(long story) April.

If I ever get to the point where I have to be in one I hope someone "puts one behind my ear".

 

[April]

I don't feel too good about hospitals, either. One in particular. Not a good thing.

*sigh* But nobody understands when I'm being funny. Maybe I'll just go play with my site.

 

[Expertise]

Not to worry

I got the joke Nance.

I just don't like 'em (Nursing Homes)