Expertise

[coach]

Hey buddy haven't seen you in few days. You had all the ladies going nuts. I thing they were have Expertise withdawls. hope every thing is cool for you.

 

[Expertise]

H'okay

Just busy.

Solved the scoring dilemma... sort of. Scored 27 over the course of six games in a tourney last weekend. Lost in a shootout..... unfortunately they do't let you crash the nnet in a shootout.

 

[coach]

Good stuff... some times its just something the guys need to work out there self. And the crashing the net thing works better if you do it on the first shot... gives the goalie something to think about on the other shots....

 

[Juliangel]

Glad to see you back sweetie, I know I missed you.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I only have Chocolate withdraws .....

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH Expertise is back yea!! Now wheres LL we were planning a threesome fantasy yesterday while you were gone!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

WOO HOO I don't have to go to PEI today!

I get to play here.

 

[Juliangel]

OH Expertise is back yea!! Now wheres LL we were planning a threesome fantasy yesterday while you were gone!!

Hey wait I thought we all agreed on a foursome, or do I get him all to myself first???

 

[Bobtoad777]

Expertise, I am waiting for the email from you befiore she hurts me

 

[Expertise]

Sorry big fella I have hardly had time to spit since the middle of the week.

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH yes sorry Julia dont hurt me but i forgots!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

well hurry up and spit, hehehehe. but make sure your job gets done too.

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

To bastardize a saying the third is the charm.

 

[Juliangel]

To bastardize a saying the third is the charm.

Yep that's me I'm the third

BT anxious yes but will not hurt you, am holding onto something for you though.

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Somebody remind me to do the double decker thing that I mentioned Lioness. Two of you won't regret it

 

[Juliangel]

Somebody remind me to do the double decker thing that I mentioned Lioness. Two of you won't regret it

Sweetie I am sure we all have the energy for each of us to take turns doing it with you, do you have the energy for us???

 

[Expertise]

*chugging an electrolyte drink, slurpig an oyster and furiously popping vitamine E capsules*

Who me!?

I am like a thoroughbred horse that will run till its heart explodes. At that point get out the paddles give me a jolt and i'm good to go.LOL

 

[Juliangel]

Yep thats what I need for my sexual needs, an energize bunny man

 

[Expertise]

I swear to god that this isn't self-promotion. But is it really as uncommon that my refractory time is as low as it is.

In all seriousness it varies from a few seconds to a couple of minutes. Whereas I have been told on more than one occasion by women that "if the south rises again" (at all), it normaly takes minutes to hours.

Jesus, am I special?LOL

 

[Naked Hunny]

Yup Julias hit that one on the head i need a man who keeps going and going and going oh wait maybe thats wrong i need a man who keeps cumming and cumming and cumming!!

 

[Juliangel]

Jesus, am I special?LOL

Yes sweetie very special

 

[Guest]