Expertise & Lavy

'Kay........ you own me...... now what? Do I just stand here in the corner like furniture? Maintain a constant state of erection? Recite Engels? Do the laundry?
 
Better hurry....i'm going golfing this weekend.
 
"Reading in to it"

My lack of "attendance" is why you bid on me??? So what, now i'm a "low maintenance boy toy"?;)

You and I in a pissing contest? Well... watersports really aren't my trip but....... OH! You were speaking figuratively;)

In regards to the "ownership tag". Lavender I was trying to "expand my horizons" and play submissive instead of my normal "first among equals" and you go and knee the whole thing in the groin, sheesh.

I just dropped back in to the house for some "canned reinforcement" (Keiths India Pale Ale)...... back to the course and the blackflys.
 
It was after 11:00.... and it was the 14th Annual Jose Cuervo Invitational Golf Tornament and Salmon Bar-BQ ya' pinko trol....... I mean, yes misstress I was a very BAD Expertise.;)
 
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