'Kay........ you own me...... now what? Do I just stand here in the corner like furniture? Maintain a constant state of erection? Recite Engels? Do the laundry?
My lack of "attendance" is why you bid on me??? So what, now i'm a "low maintenance boy toy"?
You and I in a pissing contest? Well... watersports really aren't my trip but....... OH! You were speaking figuratively
In regards to the "ownership tag". Lavender I was trying to "expand my horizons" and play submissive instead of my normal "first among equals" and you go and knee the whole thing in the groin, sheesh.
I just dropped back in to the house for some "canned reinforcement" (Keiths India Pale Ale)...... back to the course and the blackflys.
It was after 11:00.... and it was the 14th Annual Jose Cuervo Invitational Golf Tornament and Salmon Bar-BQ ya' pinko trol....... I mean, yes misstress I was a very BAD Expertise.