exorcism- is there really satanic possession

[WriterDom]

Pope John Paul has performed three exorcisms during his 23-year pontificate, one of the Catholic Church's leading exorcists said.

 

[Guest]

The Antichrist will come from within the Catholic church. Not from Islam as western culture would have you believe.

 

[Problem Child]

The Antichrist will come from within the Catholic church. Not from Islam as western culture would have you believe.

Your mother sews socks that smell.

 

[scylis]

Your mother sews socks that smell.

your mother dresses you funny.

 

[Problem Child]

your mother dresses you funny.

Your mother is a lame fuck.

 

[Starfish]

I don't care. WHY is that not an option?

Okay, I'll do it myself....

My mother is a hamster and my father smells of elderberries.

 

[scylis]

Your mother is a lame fuck.

she said the same about you.

 

[Problem Child]

C'mon Scylis, hit with your best Yo Mama line.

 

[Problem Child]

she said the same about you.

Man, that sucked. C'mon you can do better. Here, I'll start us off:

Your mama is so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her.

 

[scylis]

a yo mamma joke? hmm.. been a while since i used one of those. lemmie go dig one up.

*goes off and rummages thru my various boxes of junk*

 

[scylis]

here! found one!

*brushes a large amount of dust off of it*

ahem.

*18th century court music begins to play in the background*

thyne mother is like yon squirrel: she doth always have some nuts betwixt her lips.

 

[Problem Child]

that was good, but...

Yo mama so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin!

 

[scylis]

thyne mother is twice the man thou art.

 

[Problem Child]

Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask!

 

[Elizabeth]

Yo mama so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.

 

[scylis]

thyne mother is so obeese that when the Lord spake "let there be light," He didst tell her to move her rotund derieir(sp?)

 

[Problem Child]

Yo mama so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle

 

[Laurel]

Your Mama smells so bad, speed stick slowed down.

 

[Laurel]

Your Mama is so skanky, she worked at a sperm bank and got fired for drinking on the job.



Your mama is so stupid, she thought 2PAC Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

 

[Problem Child]

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

 

[Elizabeth]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, they named her "Damn!"

 

[Guest]

 

[Laurel]

Your mama is so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

 

[Problem Child]

Yo mama so stupid, when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out.

 

[Guest]