exhibitionist ideas

[barebearthere]

So, in this day and age it can be kinda tough to be into exhibitionism.... It just takes the wrong person to see and take issue and you can get into serious trouble.

For me, because of our various professions, kids in school and so forth, I really cannot 'play' with friends from our normal social circles.

So one of the ways I've found to have fun is by playing with the ladies at the various spas... not the oriental happy ending sort of spa but the semi-expensive day spas that cater to some level of exclusive clientele.

I get waxes, massages, mani's, pedi's, haircuts, etc. so that I'm consuming their services in a legitimate way.....

Often these spas issue you a robe and a locker, so my basic schtick is to have accidents with the robe, to undress immediately when the masseuse comes in, rather than wait for her to "give me a moment" so I'm standing there naked talking to her. Some react some will just stand there clothed with me naked and discuss my massage until I climb on to the table.

I had a spa that would actually indulge me a bit and let me remain naked between the treatments. In that one, somehow they got the impression that I'm gay (I'm not) and they pretty much treat me like one of the girls and just ignore my nakedness, handle my penis during waxing and body treatments like it's another foot or something.

Once when I had been erect for most of a visit, one of the ladies lamented that they used to have a gay hairstylist who would've loved to blow me so I could relax. I agreed and said, yeah, that would be great, I've never been blown by a woman so that might just be weird. Heh, bait taken. 2 of them got together and gave me the best head I've ever had just to show me that "women can outsuck a man" any day.

But once these places get a bit familiar, the thrill is gone.. so how does one go about giving peeks and accidents, but safely? As in, not wanting legal problems.

Another time, in one of my spas, I was being led naked from a wax room to a massage room, I met one of my wife's friends in the hallways. It was hilarious as she took complete umbrage at my condition and berated that employee and the manager all while I was standing naked in this hallway with 3 women. I finally stopped her by giving her a hug and thanking her for looking after me and saying that they had learned their lesson, I'd just like to get my massage. The best part about this was I came at her from the side and put my penis fully into her hand when I embraced her, when she moved her hand, realizing what had happened, then I was semi erect with my penis rising up against her smooth leg into the jogging shorts she was wearing such that when we broke the hug, my now fully erect penis was clearly caught up in her shorts and without saying a word she reached down, lifted up her shorts with one hand and started to set me free with the other. When she pulled up her shorts I could see that she wasn't wearing panties and then she grabbed my penis to pull it out, I came all over the inside of her shorts, on her pussy. The best part was when I started coming, she almost instinctively pumped me a couple of times to help me out. She laughed as she ducked into the restroom and said, I think we have our own reasons for not speaking of this, mine is that this is the most exciting thing that's happened to me in about 10 years.

So, I have my fun, but I think the spa thing will run it's course soonish... what else do you folks do?

 

[slowpoking]

Nice topic, but I call bullshit.

 

[omahamale10]

I will second the bullshit.

 

[OpenMouth]

Hahaha! I third it but it's a nice topic.

I love to fantasize about being naked and erect in front of a pretty, fully-dressed young woman.

 

[haurni]

There's always the webcam.

 

[OpenMouth]

Sounds like a plan...

 

[DarkPleasures]

Well, some of us are real exhibitionists...but are "safe and smart" about it. In example, I have no idea how many pics I have of myself all over the net anymore. lol I am not a professional in work, so I do not worry about my face being seen/known. Also, I love the idea of them being passed around and spread further over the net and perhaps being on different amateur web sites/bulletin board sites.

Also, while I have flashed truckers while driving/riding (as a passenger) down the interstate, in bars with friends, and have been free with my body at adult bookstores, I am careful not to be around areas with children. I don't need to scar a child and fuck up their mind and/or "invite" police to a scene!

 

[DarkPleasures]

P.S.
To the OP, are you a man or a woman.

One post.
Another post.

 

[callmeismael]

I'm far too shy to be exhibitionistic with complete strangers, but I have fantasies about planned exhibitionistic dates:

I'm sitting on a park bench. My friend arrives and sits on a bench across from me. She watches as I slip a hand into my pocket, and just very slowly begin to rub myself, staring her down, full of naughty thoughts. Maybe she's pretending to read a book, but is watching me the whole time. She's able to read my gaze, see exactly what I'm doing with my hand. People walk along the path between us, oblivious to what's going on between us. From time to time, I stand up and smooth out my pants, so that she can clearly see the outline of my thick shaft. From time to time she might take out her phone, and send me a naughty text, either encouragement or instruction. Or she might discretely smooth out her blouse, her hand lingering on her breast provocatively. The challenge would be keeping my orgasm secret to the people walking by, just biting my lips to prevent myself from groaning outloud. Then I'd take my hand out of my pocket so she can see the cum that's leaked through the pocket, glistening on my fingers. She'd smile and blush a little, close her book, get up and leave.

Of course, setting it up in such a way that she can reciprocate would be equally lovely, a hand up her skirt and maybe her jacket laid across her lap for modesty. Other potential locations could be in a cafe, or sitting across from one another in public transit, or in cars parked head-to-head in a busy parking lot.

 

[DarkPleasures]

I'm far too shy to be exhibitionistic with complete strangers, but I have fantasies about planned exhibitionistic dates:

Strangers is the drive for me!

 

[haurni]

Well, some of us are real exhibitionists...but are "safe and smart" about it. In example, I have no idea how many pics I have of myself all over the net anymore. lol I am not a professional in work, so I do not worry about my face being seen/known. Also, I love the idea of them being passed around and spread further over the net and perhaps being on different amateur web sites/bulletin board sites.

Yes, same here. Not too comfortable about showing my face because I don't want to mess up my future political career (just kidding ) and I dont show my body because I'm not exactly carrying six-pack abs, but that still leaves one thing I'm happy to wave at random internet strangers...

 

[Davesmith42]

Love to show off

Really like being naked and showing off
Can't down load pictures here to bad lol
But I have yahoo to let me share

 

[barebearthere]

follow up...

sorry double post

 

[barebearthere]

follow up...

ok a couple of things.. I'm really more interested in ideas than selling my exploits but to that end I'll offer this- the incidents did not happen same time same place. I've frequented pretty much every kind of Asian massage parlor, spa, whatever.

It is quite common at the AMP, when they have table showers and jacuzzi massages and that sort of thing to have you undress in one area and then they take you naked down the hall to the various rooms. I've been to at least 10 places like that in the last 4 years or so. The ladies fairly carefully choreograph the movements in and through the place so the customers rarely ever see each other unless they arrive same time. Now, let's be clear, these places are brothels and they offer pretty much every thing, which really isn't my bag.

Now some are just plain rub and tug with a side of table shower or steam room. Some offer legit services. I know of several that give away haircuts with a massage.

There are some, which at a glance, appear to be rub n tug joints with some legit services out front, that turn out to be just a lower end spa where you can get hair, nails, wax, massage. These are the YMMV sort, sometimes they offer some times they don't sometimes they get offended if you mention things, sometimes they don't.

The place I was mentioning happens to be literally next door to the local men's strip club- as in male strippers. Most of those guys are gay. Many of them get grooming services from the spa next door in the afternoons. What I can tell you is that the ladies in that spa have seen/heard it all. they are so jaded by those gay strippers that they pretty much don't even notice my schtick.

The lady in the hallway was actually the younger hotter sister of a woman we refer to as "the hot mom". The hot mom is that lady at our kids school who is married to the very much older gentleman, drives a jag and is too good for everybody, but damn her red hair, green eyes and curvy ass and boobs. She doesn't wear revealing clothes but always very fitted. The younger sister we see occasionally at school events- she always wears short shorts or short skirts and skimpy stuff. I've had a running fantasy about her for the last 3 years now and she's been the subject of many a solo session. So... fast forward, I step into the hallway, naked, semi aroused, but I am holding my pants and shirt on my arm as we move from the waxing room to the massage room. Normally we don't see anybody in the hallway. But she stepped out of the other wax room just a second after I did. Her attendent left her to get dressed and she just stepped out rather than wait. So there she was in a tank top no bra, short shorts and flip flops.

My "goal" at that point was to find a way to get my penis to touch her bare skin...somehow. My heart rate was about 175. When I went to hug her, I moved my right arm out of the way (the one holding my pants) to reach out for the hug, she wasn't moving back but she wasn't really reciprocating either, hence her right hand stayed at her side at a level just below the bottom hem of her shorts, aka the place I was aiming my cock at the side of her thigh. and... that's pretty much how that happened.

The 2 ladies were at an AMP that has some legit service out front. So while they were very happy to have liberated a gay man from never having been blown by a woman, they required a donation. Part of my schtick with the spas is to play it low key and easy at first, and because I get waxed, I think, they take my overall demeanor as gay. Which causes them to relax a bit, so I don't discourage this much.

But whatever on that- I'm just looking for new ways to play...... As a man, you just can't go throwing your schlong out everywhere or they'll throw you in the clink, brand you a sex offender and you carry that shit around forever. Can't really do the pictures thing on the net and in my case, it's something about being naked in the room with strange females that does it for me, so webcam or whatever just not it.... I so wish my wife could have a cfnm party, but again, our circle just isn't that way.... AND, she's not really into my exhibitionism either, so......