Excuse me, Ladies of Lit, I need some answers in here.

[ExLimey]

Let's just say hypothetically that you are 38 years old (very attractive) and are in a long term relationship (with a guy that barely pays you the time of day unless he wants to get laid and has some pretty major mother issues and constantly makes you cry, but that's not real important). You work in a small office with 1 guy (8 years younger than you and very single) and four other married women.)

Under the guise of what the guy thinks is a joke, you give him a 12 pack of condoms for his birthday last summer.

The guy in question also comes in this morning and finds a pair of thong panties you received as an Xmas present (which you said you'd never in a million years wear) in his desk drawer (also under the guise of a joke.)

The guy in question has left an unwrappe condom in your desk draw last month because he was told not to spend all day "scrumping" with the Secretary when everyone had time off except for the two of them.

My question is, what's your motivation behind the condoms and the panties?

Please discuss your motives. Oh, and if you haven't figured out by now that I'm the guy WAKE UP!

This is one of the things that makes it really difficult to concentrate at work and gives me hours of masturbatory fantasy afterwork!

 

[juicylips]

FUCK her.


Pronto.

Either she is one fucktabulous tease or hot as hell for ya.

 

[ExLimey]

FUCK her.


Pronto.

Either she is one fucktabulous tease or hot as hell for ya.

I'd like to think she is "hot as hell" for me, but I can't help but think it's all done in jest.

There have been other incidents that I didn't document that have happened also. I guess it just depends on how you spin the description.

 

[watergirl]

hey, limey -

could you rephrase the question, in a slightly more obscure and
convoluted way, please? I'm just being a smart ass.


I think she wants you. She may or may not be willing to admit that to herself... but she wants you.

 

[Nora]

oh man. I feel your pain. If I were the girl, I'd already have jumped you, so that's not a good way for me to think about it...

Ok, she's either a serious bitch who knows you're mad for her and gets her jollies by teasing you and making you miserable.

or

She's just as mad about you, is sick of banging her head against a wall trying to subtly get your attention and is too insecure to just ditch the guy then HOPE you'll ask her out. She wants to be sure she has you in the wings before getting rid of the asshole guy.

or

She has an inappropriate sense of work-time teasing.

If you try to pin her down, you'll have the possibility of an uncomfortable situation in the workplace.

Hrmm..

How about just telling her, "you know, Miss X, if you would just get rid of the butthead you call a boyfriend, I'd love to take you out sometime.

?

Whatcha think?

 

[ExLimey]

hey, limey -

could you rephrase the question, in a slightly more obscure and
convoluted way, please? I'm just being a smart ass.


I think she wants you. She may or may not be willing to admit that to herself... but she wants you.

Well I didn't want to come out and say, "Does she want to fuck me?" LOL

At this point I'm only willing to admit to myself that I want her. It's incredibly difficult for me to admit that to anyone else though. I really need to just blurt it out one day!

 

[juicylips]

Nora had a good suggestion.

 

[ExLimey]

If you try to pin her down, you'll have the possibility of an uncomfortable situation in the workplace.

That's what I'm most afraid of because I have done this sort of thing before (just never with anyone I worked this close with)

How about just telling her, "you know, Miss X, if you would just get rid of the butthead you call a boyfriend, I'd love to take you out sometime.

All of us have been telling her for the last year she needs to get rid of the boyfriend, but for some reason she's "so in love with him".
We do exchange the occassional e-mail from home (usually bitching about work and the boss) and I have hinted a little (real real subtly) that I think she's great etc etc.

Here I am complaining about her being wishy washy and that's exactly the way I am. We are a lot alike in that respect. Somebody send me some calcium pills so I can grow a backbone.

Aren't you married Nora? If not, if only you weren't in Texas. Would you relocate? LOL

 

[Nora]

Yeah, I'm married. And hellllllll no would I move to that frozen wasteland you call home! LOL I'm sitting here with the windows wide open sucking in the cool, fresh air! *grins*


But what i mean is if you let her know that you *could* be serious about her IF she didn't have a bf, then she might loosen up some of that fear some women have.

Ok, how to explain this...there are some women who'll stay in a bad relationship simply because they don't think they'll ever find another guy. If you let her know that she WOULD have another guy, then she's more likely to finally break it off.

Plus, she's in the same boat you're in...she doesn't know if you're just being nice to a coworker or if you're really interested.

The other option is to forget about this wimp and find yourself a decent girl who wants you without reservations. *grumps*

 

[ExLimey]

Yeah, I'm married. And hellllllll no would I move to that frozen wasteland you call home! LOL I'm sitting here with the windows wide open sucking in the cool, fresh air! *grins*

Well, technically you could sit here with the windows open sucking in the cold fresh air. It's just probably 60 degrees or so colder! But it's a dry cold!

The other option is to forget about this wimp and find yourself a decent girl who wants you without reservations. *grumps*

Way easier said than done! It's not like I have to beat them off with a stick to get in my house you know!

 

[Nora]

Way easier said than done! It's not like I have to beat them off with a stick to get in my house you know!

That's cuz you live in the frozen and frigid north, honey.

So, just try giving her a one-time only, not-subtle at all kick in the ass. "IF you dump pencildick THEN I would love to take you out."

That's it. Gives her something to think about. If not, at least maybe it'll cut down on her blatent teasing in the workplace.

 

[ExLimey]

at least maybe it'll cut down on her blatent teasing in the workplace.

That's a little bit of a double edge sword. It would be good to know, but if the answer is no I'm not sure I'd like it if it all of a sudden stopped. (that's difficult to explain and that doesn't sound right)

 

[Nora]

That's a little bit of a double edge sword. It would be good to know, but if the answer is no I'm not sure I'd like it if it all of a sudden stopped. (that's difficult to explain and that doesn't sound right)

No, I understand what you mean. And yeah, it has both it's good and bad points. I guess it comes down to your tolerance for pain. *grins*

 

[Bidin~Time]

You should listen to Nora, there's a woman with her head on straight.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[ExLimey]

If she's that much in love with her b/f, would she be flirting so blatantly?

Would you (or anyone else) ever do some of this stuff purely for entertainment purposes? Or would there always be an ulterior motive?

I'd seriously think twice before playing with her though, not unless you just want a one-off and then take a chance it could affect your work-relationship.

That's one of many stumbling blocks and I definitely don't want that to happen (again).

In all honesty, if you really have to know what her reasons are, ask her. Straight out, don't be coy about it.

I only wish I had it in me to do that.

 

[cherrypi28]

Let's just say hypothetically that you are 38 years old (very attractive) and are in a long term relationship (with a guy that barely pays you the time of day unless he wants to get laid and has some pretty major mother issues and constantly makes you cry, but that's not real important). You work in a small office with 1 guy (8 years younger than you and very single) and four other married women.)

Under the guise of what the guy thinks is a joke, you give him a 12 pack of condoms for his birthday last summer.

The guy in question also comes in this morning and finds a pair of thong panties you received as an Xmas present (which you said you'd never in a million years wear) in his desk drawer (also under the guise of a joke.)

The guy in question has left an unwrappe condom in your desk draw last month because he was told not to spend all day "scrumping" with the Secretary when everyone had time off except for the two of them.

My question is, what's your motivation behind the condoms and the panties?

Please discuss your motives. Oh, and if you haven't figured out by now that I'm the guy WAKE UP!

This is one of the things that makes it really difficult to concentrate at work and gives me hours of masturbatory fantasy afterwork!

damn stuff like this never happens to me at work....pout

 

[MissTaken]

A bit different spin on the situation

I would trod carefully. Certainly, through some flip comments around about your interest, but I would be cautious.

There are times when those in unhappy relationships seek attention elsewhere to fill a void. In real life, it may come under the guise of flirting with a co worker and assuming it is safe, becasue she is married.

If her husband is not a playful type and she is, she may simply recognize that quality in you and be playing for kicks.

I have no way of knowing, but it is a possibility.

On the other hand, I could be totally wrong and she could want to fuck you.

 

[ExLimey]

She's not married to the guy MissT. Although for some odd reason she wants to be, but there's no commitment (and probably won't be any time soon either). And I always tread lightly, if I didn't this whole situation would have been resolved by now.

Yes, Cherry, we do have an odd workplace reality. I've learned way too much information on other topics from all five of the ladies I work with.

 

[cherrypi28]

She's not married to the guy MissT. Although for some odd reason she wants to be, but there's no commitment (and probably won't be any time soon either). And I always tread lightly, if I didn't this whole situation would have been resolved by now.

Yes, Cherry, we do have an odd workplace reality. I've learned way too much information on other topics from all five of the ladies I work with.

i so wish i had a guy like you in my work place.....i just walk up and fall to my knees....subtle enough....lol

 

[ExLimey]

i so wish i had a guy like you in my work place.....i just walk up and fall to my knees....subtle enough....lol

Lol, I need her to be like you. 2x4 over the head is the level of subtlety I need!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Go buy (or make) an invitation. Glue one of the condoms inside, and write

"You're invited to dinner and breakfast. I'll pick you up at 8 Friday evening. Lingerie optional."

Sign it.

Lick the envelope shut, give it to her as you're leaving together one evening early in the week, OUTSIDE the office, don't wait for her to read it.

Get back to us after the weekend.

 

[ExLimey]

Go buy (or make) an invitation. Glue one of the condoms inside, and write

"You're invited to dinner and breakfast. I'll pick you up at 8 Friday evening. Lingerie optional."

Sign it.

Lick the envelope shut, give it to her as you're leaving together one evening early in the week, OUTSIDE the office, don't wait for her to read it.

Get back to us after the weekend.

How do you walk with balls that big? LOL

 

[Mia62]

Hrmm..

How about just telling her, "you know, Miss X, if you would just get rid of the butthead you call a boyfriend, I'd love to take you out sometime.

?

Whatcha think?

This is why Nora has the biggest fan club around.

 

[Harbinger]

ExLimey

Seriously, have you thought about what you would do if things go badly? Not just that she turns you down and you have a little embarrassment over it, but what if things really get rolling and then don't work out? What if she goes back to Mr. Boyfriend and breaks your heart, or you decide she's not for you but she thinks she's in love? You work together. Is it worth quitting your job over? Something to think about from someone who's been there.