excuse me, do you know what a "pocket-pussy" is?

[Frimost]

I had a pretty, slim, drunk, blond ask me that last Saturday night at a bar.

What was the weirdest and most unexpected question you have ever been asked right out of the blue by a complete stranger before?

Actually that was the second thing she asked me. First she asked me how I was doing or something to that effect, then the very next thing outta her mouth was the title thread question! lol

She claimed she had asked allot of guys and none of them knew what it was (at least that is what they claimed to her anyway). So I told her what it was and tried to explain it to her. She wanted details, description, all that jazz. She even wanted to know how it felt and if it was as good as the real thing. So I had to explain to her I have never tried one before but I doubt it was as good or better than the real thing otherwise they would be allot more popular because men would not have to go out and buy it dinner. She even wanted to know if there was anyway she could feel what it was like, I told her no unless she had a really big clit. Her friend said she was turning into a raging lesbian. lol She seemed inquisitive enough about it that I left the bar to go to my car and tear out some pictures out of some nudie mags I have in the back seat of my car for guests to look through when I'm driving them to lunch. Real sex had a segment on "pocket pussies" once, I guess not enough people get HBO or something.


No I did not fuck her at the end of the night; just a nice big huge when she left just before closing time.

 

[HeavyStick]

Translation:

This is the most pathetic attempt I can come up with for attention.

 

[Problem Child]

Translation:

This is the most pathetic attempt I can come up with for attention.

"But it was easy since I copied it straight out of Penthouse Forum. The ony part I changed is the part about me not getting laid. That's true."

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[HeavyStick]

Re: Re: excuse me, do you know what a "pocket-pussy" is?

Nice big huge what? Slap upside the head with a pocket pussy? Case of herpes? Sweaty ass shoved in your face? Beating by a 6' 5" thug from Flatbush?

I think ar-tard was trying to say hug and not huge.

hug in his delusional mind is pepperspray and a swift kick to his NDT.

 

[Frimost]

"But it was easy since I copied it straight out of Penthouse Forum. The ony part I changed is the part about me not getting laid. That's true."

Ok loser, try to get out more often and go to a bar (a nice, hip, popular one) and you will see that often real life imitates art (or erotic writing in this case). Why the hell would I make this up and not give myself a happy ending like me bending her over a bar stool and fucking her doggy-style till the cows came home? In fact, I just came home from a bar like a half hour ago and another women (this one not as young or attractive) grabbed me, directed me to a seat next to her, put her arm around me and started introducing me to some nearby people as her new boyfriend. Yes ladies and gentlemen, beer dose wonderful things to men and women. I probably could have had her if I wanted, but I was ambivalent to it all. I chatted her up a little but she looked about 8 years older than me or so and I realized I just couldn’t fuck someone I didn't even know (unless they were really, really, really, really, really attractive).

Some of you need to get you asses of the damn computer every once in awhile and get out more. Then you will see crazy stories like mine are actually fairly common place (as long as you stay just sober enough to remember them the next day). lol

Nice big huge what? Slap upside the head with a pocket pussy? Case of herpes? Sweaty ass shoved in your face? Beating by a 6' 5" thug from Flatbush?

lol, that was supposed to be "hug". I went back to the bar last night in the hope of running into her again (no such luck this time). Anyway, after I came back with the pictures as promptly as possible she had suddenly taken a shine to yet another big muscular guy (even more so then me, he claimed to BP 515-536-pounds). After talking him up and rubbing his arms admiring his biceps he eventually let them no he was married. I slipped her the pages and told her to go and look at them at her own time and that they would answer all the questions she had. When she went to leave she came up to me and told me it was nice to meet me and that she wanted to give me a hug. So when I was bending over to hug her I lifted her up in a bear hug and we both had a nice laugh (we had all had some by then). So that is the 411 on what went down, that was enough to make my day and make all the money and time spent on beer that night more than worthwhile.

 

[Frimost]

I think ar-tard was trying to say hug and not huge.

hug in his delusional mind is pepperspray and a swift kick to his NDT.

Look whose talking, you probably spent all of this night whacking off to the computer. At least I got out tonight and had a woman draped all over me. Fucking computer nerds....

 

[Problem Child]

Silly misogynist! I have a girlfriend and the accompanying fantastic sex life.

I don't have to hang out at bars and get rejected by women I have no hope of ever being with and then going home and masturbate in my room with my mother sleeping in the next bedroom.

But I appreciate the 500 word excuse. Really.

 

[Darkthought]

Silly misogynist! I have a girlfriend and the accompanying fantastic sex life.

I don't have to hang out at bars and get rejected by women I have no hope of ever being with and then going home and masturbate in my room with my mother sleeping in the next bedroom.

But I appreciate the 500 word excuse. Really.

As usual PC, very nice.

 

[HeavyStick]

Look whose talking, you probably spent all of this night whacking off to the computer. At least I got out tonight and had a woman draped all over me. Fucking computer nerds....

Got out tonight? PETA open your cage. What makes me a computer nerd? Woman draped all over you. Where is she now? That's right you bear hugged her and you two laughed and snorted and shot snot back at each other. What's gonna happen tomorrow, you pet her and call her george?

 

[70/30]

At least the person he was making a point with hasn't been proven to be fucking dead. Since you can't keep track of all your lies, I'm writing of Paul Coverdell.

 

[Problem Child]

As usual PC, very nice.

He gives me reems of material to work with.

 

[Problem Child]

At least the person he was making a point with hasn't been proven to be fucking dead. Since you can't keep track of all your lies, I'm writing of Paul Coverdell.

Hey look, the head glue sniffer is back.

 

[Monazwx]

I'll try to help.

http://www.namethatsextoy.com/pocketpussy.html

 

[70/30]

You're the one that tries to make a point with Senators that you've invented.

Heck, I'm pretty sure DC, PR, and Guam vote Democrat. They're included in my list of Senators from now on.

 

[Frimost]

Silly misogynist! I have a girlfriend and the accompanying fantastic sex life.

I Highly doubt that!!!! lol WTF are you doing up so damned late at night on the computer if everything is wonderful in paradise? Why are you not fucking her brains out right now as we speak rather than hanging out on some Internet bulletin board late at night talking to some guy that you think is a loser and hate?

I don't have to hang out at bars and get rejected by women I have no hope of ever being with and then going home and masturbate in my room with my mother sleeping in the next bedroom.

No, you sure don't have to go to bars, not when you can be rejected in the comfort of your very own home.

ass for the mother part, ditto, I don't do that either so it's even, set, game, and match-point.

 

[HeavyStick]

I Highly doubt that!!!! lol WTF are you doing up so damned late at night on the computer if everything is wonderful in paradise? Why are you not fucking her brains out right now as we speak rather than hanging out on some Internet bulletin board late at night talking to some guy that you think is a loser and hate? Do you have any idea what you just said shitbreath?



No, you sure don't have to go to bars, not when you can be rejected in the comfort of your very own home.

ass for the mother part, ditto, I don't do that either so it's even, set, game, and match-point.

 

[Frimost]

Got out tonight? PETA open your cage. What makes me a computer nerd? Woman draped all over you. Where is she now? That's right you bear hugged her and you two laughed and snorted and shot snot back at each other. What's gonna happen tomorrow, you pet her and call her george?

Your reaction is my proof. Jealousy is very unbecoming of you, try and keep it to yourself rather than unleashing your venom upon me.

As for PC, there is an old proverb that A man can be judged by the enemies he keeps. Therefore, if I’m a loser as you claim that I am, then that would make you one as well.

 

[Problem Child]

I Highly doubt that!!!! lol WTF are you doing up so damned late at night on the computer if everything is wonderful in paradise? Why are you not fucking her brains out right now as we speak rather than hanging out on some Internet bulletin board late at night talking to some guy that you think is a loser and hate?



No, you sure don't have to go to bars, not when you can be rejected in the comfort of your very own home.

ass for the mother part, ditto, I don't do that either so it's even, set, game, and match-point.

This is the post where Frimost talks out of his ass because he doesn't have even the most basic understanding of the dynamics or relationships on this board.

Why? Mostly because 99% of the people who know anything about him know he's is a total misogynistic, insecure fuckstain that has about as much social skill as a Jr. High schooler at a Manhattan singles bar.

 

[HeavyStick]

Your reaction is my proof. Jealousy is very unbecoming of you, try and keep it to yourself rather than unleashing your venom upon me.

As for PC, there is an old proverb that A man can be judged by the enemies he keeps. Therefore, if I’m a loser as you claim that I am, then that would make you one as well.

How am I jealous of you?

 

[Problem Child]

As for PC, there is an old proverb that A man can be judged by the enemies he keeps. Therefore, if I’m a loser as you claim that I am, then that would make you one as well.

This post makes no sense, and at the very least Frimost insults himself. Kept up at a sustained rate, I can't see how this would be a winning strategy.

 

[HeavyStick]

I can't see how this would be a winning strategy.

He could be waiting for our brains to explode. At least redwave and donkeydick are well versed. I bet this guy was home schooled by Corky from "Life goes on".

 

[Frimost]

I just come off as an asshole cause mostly I say all the stuff (good and bad) that most people keep as internal dialog and that most men are not open and honest enough to say because they are too afraid to let women know what they really think and that it would hurt there popularity in the eyes of others. The other part is because part of me IS an asshole, part of ALL of us are assholes, that affliction comes along with being human. BTW-I meant that in a proverbial sense, not a literal one referring to anatomy or something. I am frank, an open book, half you people out there lie just about every other word when you come here and post. Gonna go to bed now. As for the Q. of “do I know what I am saying?” Yes, vaguely, I have had a few beers and am suffering from a head cold but I get the gist of what I am saying despite spelling and punctual (and not to mention sentence structure) errors.

As for me and confidence and all that stuff. Sometimes I am confident and secure, sometimes I am not. I think and hope my openness is allowing the window into the mind of a man to women here to help better understand us and allow them to know what and how we think. ALL men are sometimes insecure, but since it is considered Un-sexy by women (or at least wee think they do) we hide it, deny it, and cover it up. We all were masks in life, I just think the anonymity of the Internet SHOULD allow all people to actually open up to show who you really are and what you really think (for better or for worse) rather than worry about the harsh judgments and opinions of other that you will probably never actually come face to face with in real life.

 

[Monazwx]

Why is this thread still going?
I posted the answer already.

Behave, or I'll give you guys a timeout.

 

[ub6ibfine]

Why is this thread still going?
I posted the answer already.

*LoL* you tell em babe...

p.s you gonna answer my question luvy?