Excess executive spending or a fetish announcement?

[Cheyenne]

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- "When it comes to executive excess," Newsweek continues, "it's hard to trump Tyco's Kozlowski. He didn't bother with board approvals to tap company funds for personal extravagances...such as a $1 million birthday party for his wife in Sardinia last year. The party, which sported a gladiator theme, included an ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David with vodka streaming from his penis into crystal glasses."


I think golden showers may have been on Kozlowski's mind. A coded birthday invitation to his wife, maybe?

 

[Sillyman]

You don't want to know where the caviar came out.

 

[Cheyenne]

What, no golden shower people on the board this morning?

 

[Guru]

 

[Lancecastor]

Corporate boondoggles are nothing new. A few execs will be strung up as scapegoats for the techbubble burst and post 911 doldrums, that's all. It's The American Way, after all. Build em up...then tear em down.

People like you making light of selective justice is far sicker than anything you half-heartedly attempted to accuse me of last week.

You're just another hypocrite, wrapped up in the flag of Rome,USA, pissing on the feet of those who don't agree with you.

BFD. Zzzzz.

Lance

 

[Soblue]

The party, which sported a gladiator theme, included an ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David with vodka streaming from his penis into crystal glasses."

Ahaha!

Honestly, though, rule number one in business is how to steal from it. From the diner down the street to the largest corporations.

 

[Cherry]

The inside scoop

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/tyco1.html

 

[lovetoread]

Watersports are a good thang...

 

[Silverluna]

ok the whole caviar comment reallly makes me go "ewwww"


lol....was david's penis actual size? or a cheaply made mimic?

i saw the real one in flourence....impressive.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I never get invited to the good parties!

 

[Never]

Lancecastor:
"People like you making light of selective justice is far sicker than anything you half-heartedly attempted to accuse me of last week.

You're just another hypocrite, wrapped up in the flag of Rome,USA, pissing on the feet of those who don't agree with you."

Scene from the MiB trailer:

The two agents stand in front of an expensive looking black sports car. J hits a button on his remote and the realistic looking white male sitting in the driver’s seat deflates and is suctioned into the steering wheel.
K: This is yours?
J: It originally came with a black man, but the cops kept pulling it over.

*audience laughs*

Will Smith, the man who plays J, has spoken against the negative stereotyping of blacks in the past. Does this mean he’s now a hypocrite?

 

[patient1]

No, Never.

 

[Cheyenne]

People like you making light of selective justice is far sicker than anything you half-heartedly attempted to accuse me of last week.

What the hell are you talking about? I don't have a clue what post you may be referring to. I think I posted to you once on a joke thread about KM and corporate takeovers.

 

[Cheyenne]

*bump*