Ex-husband says wife's deformed nipples 'doomed' marriage

[Debbie]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/l...d-says-wifes-deformed-nipples-doomed-marriage

"He said his wife avoided sex and employed a range of tactics that "reinforced her true prudish character … to avoid her disfigurement being discovered".

"I did not see her breasts, until late 1974 [when] I discovered [she] had a physical disfigurement," the affadavit said.

"If I had seen them before I would not have married her.

"Our marriage was doomed. If she had not been pregnant I would have sought a divorce in 1975."

What?

 

[bogusguy]

If that's not contempt of court being that dumb then it should be contempt of the male species

 

[Monica_112]

am I the only one who wants to see her tits now?

 

[Debbie]

"He said his wife avoided sex and employed a range of tactics that "reinforced her true prudish character … to avoid her disfigurement being discovered".

Cunning bitch probably turned off the lights or donned some sort of apparatus to prevent him from seeing her gnarly nips.

I make Mr Debbie wear a paper bag on his head when he's banging me so my hideous visage will not cause shrinkage of his pork sword of Magnificence.



bogusguy, are you implying the man in question discussed in this article might be a numbskull?

 

[bogusguy]

Distinct possibility

 

[JohnnySavage]

I prefer a nice, perky nipple. Taut, even. The kind of nipple that care should be taken lest you lose an eye.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Why marry someone and you never saw her breast? That's stupid.

 

[bronzeage]

The statute of nippletations has expired.

He can still divorce her, but must cite different reasons. He's lived with those nipples for 40 years. They're as much his nipples as they are hers.

 

[lovetoread]

The statute of nippletations has expired.

He can still divorce her, but must cite different reasons. He's lived with those nipples for 40 years. They're as much his nipples as they are hers.

Agreed

 

[SassyKatz71]

He shouldn't be bitter . He chose to stay all those years. His argurments are foolish. The whole thing is kinda sad

 

[Boxtoz]

NEW LAW IMPOSED BY ME:

Every gender should have the rights to see their spouse naked before their marriage. The marriage should only proceed after this checking is done.

 

[Mike_Yates]

He should have taken her deformed nipples into consideration before he married her.

 

[bogusguy]

This case should have been nipped in the bud before it started

 

[Boxtoz]

LOL!! He didn't use his brain.

He could have arranged a surgery to her instead of whining.

 

[thør]

Deformed nipples.

My God!

What a way to ruin a relationship. Couldn't she have had reconstructive surgery? What a selfish bitch!

 

[Debbie]

Perhaps he was twiddling with her knobs and broke them

He's lucky she didnt kick him to the curb on account of the fact that he is an ass.

 

[Boxtoz]

Deformed nipples.

My God!

What a way to ruin a relationship. Couldn't she have had reconstructive surgery? What a selfish bitch!

Stop repeating what I said.

 

[zipman]

I bet that after he served her papers she perked right up.

 

[Lancecastor]

Brad Pitt?

 

[SassyKatz71]

He seems like more than an ass.

 

[Debbie]

If I was the Judge I would rule in her favour.

Yoda: "I fear the stupid is strong with this one."

 

[thør]

If I was the Judge I would rule in her favour.

Yoda: "I fear the stupid is strong with this one."

In his defense, she'd been jabbing him with that damn deformed nipple for about 40 years! A man can only take so much!

 

[SassyKatz71]

It was his choice to stay though. As was it hers to deal with the crap.

 

[lovecraft68]

Guys a boob