The Black Rose
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Anyone who has watched either of the Evil Deads, or The Army of Darkness movie knows what Im talking about... The good old shack on the hill.
Evil Dead - Army of Darkness Thread
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Quiet_Cool
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Jeremy (S-Mart security)
I pulled into the station and parked the car...the old Nova was still the finest car I'd ever owned, even better than the Pinto I'd sold in 1994...for scrap--people knew nothing about good cars nowadays!
I got out and slammed the door, which closed, then rolled open on its hinges again, almost knocking me over. I pressed it closed again, waited with my hands held out to catch it, then smiled to myself and looked around...we were supposed to go hunting out in some old cabin, meet here and travel there. My rifle and shotgun were in the trunk (it might open...) and my ammunition in a bag on the floor of the backseat.
Where were the others...? Waiting inside? It woldn't make sense, given that we weren't taking the train. Personally, I thought we should take MY car, it was sturdy the way few cars were these days, and reliable, once you got the doors closed that is...
Oh, well, I thought, I guess I'll just wait and see who comes along...
OOC: wonderful idea for a thread, Black Rose!
I pulled into the station and parked the car...the old Nova was still the finest car I'd ever owned, even better than the Pinto I'd sold in 1994...for scrap--people knew nothing about good cars nowadays!
I got out and slammed the door, which closed, then rolled open on its hinges again, almost knocking me over. I pressed it closed again, waited with my hands held out to catch it, then smiled to myself and looked around...we were supposed to go hunting out in some old cabin, meet here and travel there. My rifle and shotgun were in the trunk (it might open...) and my ammunition in a bag on the floor of the backseat.
Where were the others...? Waiting inside? It woldn't make sense, given that we weren't taking the train. Personally, I thought we should take MY car, it was sturdy the way few cars were these days, and reliable, once you got the doors closed that is...
Oh, well, I thought, I guess I'll just wait and see who comes along...
OOC: wonderful idea for a thread, Black Rose!
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Frank and Jim
"You are so gay."
"What in the hell? I am not, I'm simply broadening my horizons."
Frank gave him an odd stare, nodding toward the mirror.
"You're hair is the color of the sun, you freak. Are you trying to tell everyone your a faggot?"
Jim walked away, "You know what, I'm not even dignifying that with a response."
Sneering, Frank ran after him, "Isn't that a queer thing to say."
Frank stopped dead in his tracks, turning on a dime to meet his brother.
"If you don't drop this right now, I'm taking you back to Mom's house."
"No, come on. I'll be good, you have to admit though. Gold is not a good look for you."
Frank shook his head, continuing down the tracks. So his hair had gone a little freaky during the dye session, so what. It was better than being orange. Honestly, it did look good, except for the fact that it made him look a bit like a homosexual.
Which Frank had to mention ever chance he got.
Ahh, another member of the hunting party. A guy? Jim had been told some women were arriving here as well. Oh well, they should be coming soon.
"Hi," he said, coming up to the man and shaking his hand, "I'm Jim, and this is my brother Frank."
"We're not lovers or anything."
Jim kicked Frank lightly in the shins, "I'm sorry, he's mentally retarded, he says weird things like that sometimes. Don't even listen to him."
He turned, giving his younger brother an evil (dead) stare.
"You are so gay."
"What in the hell? I am not, I'm simply broadening my horizons."
Frank gave him an odd stare, nodding toward the mirror.
"You're hair is the color of the sun, you freak. Are you trying to tell everyone your a faggot?"
Jim walked away, "You know what, I'm not even dignifying that with a response."
Sneering, Frank ran after him, "Isn't that a queer thing to say."
Frank stopped dead in his tracks, turning on a dime to meet his brother.
"If you don't drop this right now, I'm taking you back to Mom's house."
"No, come on. I'll be good, you have to admit though. Gold is not a good look for you."
Frank shook his head, continuing down the tracks. So his hair had gone a little freaky during the dye session, so what. It was better than being orange. Honestly, it did look good, except for the fact that it made him look a bit like a homosexual.
Which Frank had to mention ever chance he got.
Ahh, another member of the hunting party. A guy? Jim had been told some women were arriving here as well. Oh well, they should be coming soon.
"Hi," he said, coming up to the man and shaking his hand, "I'm Jim, and this is my brother Frank."
"We're not lovers or anything."
Jim kicked Frank lightly in the shins, "I'm sorry, he's mentally retarded, he says weird things like that sometimes. Don't even listen to him."
He turned, giving his younger brother an evil (dead) stare.
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Kate
Kate drove down the road and hoped that this hunting trip wouldn't be the usual thing of getting stuck in the bush with a group of guys trying to get into her pants. She drove up to the carpark and saw that three of them were already there and as she stopped the car the first thing she noticed was that one of them had hair the color of the sun.
Kate got out of the car and walked towards them, a smile on her face. She looked at the group and said, "Okay, now where is the rest of the group. I hope that it isn't just the three of you because I don't want to be stuck in the bush with you three."
Kate drove down the road and hoped that this hunting trip wouldn't be the usual thing of getting stuck in the bush with a group of guys trying to get into her pants. She drove up to the carpark and saw that three of them were already there and as she stopped the car the first thing she noticed was that one of them had hair the color of the sun.
Kate got out of the car and walked towards them, a smile on her face. She looked at the group and said, "Okay, now where is the rest of the group. I hope that it isn't just the three of you because I don't want to be stuck in the bush with you three."
Lady_Siren
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OOC: I love the Evil dead series along with the Army of Darkness hehe "Good, Bad I'm just the guy with the gun" ! good movie.. sorry got carried away 
IC: Lily approached the four her eyes taking everyone in. Her eyes widened when she saw that one guy had hair the color of the sun. Well whatever floats his boat I suppose she thought to herself. "Hi" she greeted everyone "I'm Lily" she smiled brushing her blonde hair over her shoulders "And you all are?"
IC: Lily approached the four her eyes taking everyone in. Her eyes widened when she saw that one guy had hair the color of the sun. Well whatever floats his boat I suppose she thought to herself. "Hi" she greeted everyone "I'm Lily" she smiled brushing her blonde hair over her shoulders "And you all are?"
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Jeremy (S-Mart Security)
When the two guys approached me, I thought, wow! What the hell happened to that guy's head? Didn't anyone tell him that deer can see flourescent colours...at least I think they can...
Anyway, then the girl showed up, looking kind of sophisticated, the kind of girl a man like me could really respect, and i thought, if we're going to be stuck in the bush together, at least I can try to get in her pants...
I looked at the other two guys, studying my competition. Well, the gold-headed boy wasn't all that bad looking, lucky for me he was gay I guess.
"Hi," a female voice said. I hadn't seen her approach. I turned to her, taking her in as well.
"I'm Lily, and you all are?"
"Well," I began, "I'm Jeremy...I work for S-Mart. Security in fact," I gloated. Women digged me, especially in the uniform.
"Anybody else coming?" I asked, "Or are we it? If so, we can take my car."
I thought about the way the ignition sometimes sticks, and the engine overheats and added, "At least I think we can take my car..."
When the two guys approached me, I thought, wow! What the hell happened to that guy's head? Didn't anyone tell him that deer can see flourescent colours...at least I think they can...
Anyway, then the girl showed up, looking kind of sophisticated, the kind of girl a man like me could really respect, and i thought, if we're going to be stuck in the bush together, at least I can try to get in her pants...
I looked at the other two guys, studying my competition. Well, the gold-headed boy wasn't all that bad looking, lucky for me he was gay I guess.
"Hi," a female voice said. I hadn't seen her approach. I turned to her, taking her in as well.
"I'm Lily, and you all are?"
"Well," I began, "I'm Jeremy...I work for S-Mart. Security in fact," I gloated. Women digged me, especially in the uniform.
"Anybody else coming?" I asked, "Or are we it? If so, we can take my car."
I thought about the way the ignition sometimes sticks, and the engine overheats and added, "At least I think we can take my car..."
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Jim smiled at the women, "It was a bad dye job ok, I didn't want it to be this color."
Frank grinned, he walked towards one of them women. He coughed very loudly, covering his mouth as he said.
"Faggot!"
Jim glared at him menacingly.
"Well, I'm not quite sure who else is coming, I just was told to be here tonight for a nice hunting trip. We got everything we thought would be needed."
"A completely heterosexual male brings pink marshmallows on a camping trip."
Jim grabbed the marshmallows and put them back in his knapsack, "I'm color blind, they looked white to me."
With a haughty laughter, Frank put his arm around the first woman who came.
"Hi, I'm Frank, I'll be your boyfriend for the remainder of this trip," he gave her a quick kiss, "What do you say?"
Jim sighed, looking over at Lily, "You wouldn't happen to have any valium, would you?"
Ooc: You guys want to make other characters, you know, the kinds that will get their souls eaten or whatever. A couple of npc's who eventually become enemies, who we'll have to lock up in the basement... lol.
Frank grinned, he walked towards one of them women. He coughed very loudly, covering his mouth as he said.
"Faggot!"
Jim glared at him menacingly.
"Well, I'm not quite sure who else is coming, I just was told to be here tonight for a nice hunting trip. We got everything we thought would be needed."
"A completely heterosexual male brings pink marshmallows on a camping trip."
Jim grabbed the marshmallows and put them back in his knapsack, "I'm color blind, they looked white to me."
With a haughty laughter, Frank put his arm around the first woman who came.
"Hi, I'm Frank, I'll be your boyfriend for the remainder of this trip," he gave her a quick kiss, "What do you say?"
Jim sighed, looking over at Lily, "You wouldn't happen to have any valium, would you?"
Ooc: You guys want to make other characters, you know, the kinds that will get their souls eaten or whatever. A couple of npc's who eventually become enemies, who we'll have to lock up in the basement... lol.
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Jeremy (S-Mart Security)
Valium? Who was this kid? Most men seem to realize that women didn't often take to junkies, they take to men in uniform, like security guards. Of course, most men aren't pink-and-white colorblind either...guess we caught a real one of a kind with this kid, whatever fruit flavored candy he happened to be...
I glanced over to the road to see the familiar red van turn inot the parking lot. It pulled into a spot a few down from my car and out jumped two guys, one slightly overweight, and the other just plain old overweight, beer belly and the whole lot. The side door slid open and out stepped one of the prettiest young things I'd ever seen...blonde and about nineteen, dressed in cut-off jean shorta nd a middy top. SHe smiled perkily when she saw us and walked over.
"Are you guys the hunting party? My name's Jess."
I reached out and shook her hand, saying, "Hi there. I'm Jeremy. But people just called me...the J-Man."
Valium? Who was this kid? Most men seem to realize that women didn't often take to junkies, they take to men in uniform, like security guards. Of course, most men aren't pink-and-white colorblind either...guess we caught a real one of a kind with this kid, whatever fruit flavored candy he happened to be...
I glanced over to the road to see the familiar red van turn inot the parking lot. It pulled into a spot a few down from my car and out jumped two guys, one slightly overweight, and the other just plain old overweight, beer belly and the whole lot. The side door slid open and out stepped one of the prettiest young things I'd ever seen...blonde and about nineteen, dressed in cut-off jean shorta nd a middy top. SHe smiled perkily when she saw us and walked over.
"Are you guys the hunting party? My name's Jess."
I reached out and shook her hand, saying, "Hi there. I'm Jeremy. But people just called me...the J-Man."
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OOC: there, I've given us a few expendables...what do you think? Off to the cabin, or wait for more?
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Jeremy (S-Mart Security)
That's funny...it sure seemed like we were standing here a long time...
I glanced back at my Nova. Yeah, the car it must be the car...they were probably all checking out my wheels.
I glanced to the girls and smiled.
Yeah, chicks dig the car...
That's funny...it sure seemed like we were standing here a long time...
I glanced back at my Nova. Yeah, the car it must be the car...they were probably all checking out my wheels.
I glanced to the girls and smiled.
Yeah, chicks dig the car...
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OOC : Okay, quick thing, Ill make the crappy NPCs
Julie --- Dumb, Brunette Bimbo -- Anna's best friend
Aaron -- The 'School Geek' (Big Glasses, yadda yadda,
trusty with a gun, gonna send you back in time )
-- Jim's buddy
'Silver' -- Real name : Jacob Silvermen, hes the 'cool one'
( ) that everyone idolizes - Friend of Jeremy
Anna --- The smart, fairly good looking woman, no Denise
Richards, but not butt ugly, very cautious -- Accidental
appearance
Will that do?
IC:
A 1969 Jet Black Mustang (1969 was the first year of Mustangs) pulls up nearby, and the door opens, revealing Silver, who very slickly says 'Where the hell is Jeremy, and what does he need now?'
OOC: I will insert the characters as I feel, not all at once, I guess Ill be the GM for this game
Julie --- Dumb, Brunette Bimbo -- Anna's best friend
Aaron -- The 'School Geek' (Big Glasses, yadda yadda,
trusty with a gun, gonna send you back in time
) -- Jim's buddy
'Silver' -- Real name : Jacob Silvermen, hes the 'cool one'
(
) that everyone idolizes - Friend of JeremyAnna --- The smart, fairly good looking woman, no Denise
Richards, but not butt ugly, very cautious -- Accidental
appearance
Will that do?
IC:
A 1969 Jet Black Mustang (1969 was the first year of Mustangs) pulls up nearby, and the door opens, revealing Silver, who very slickly says 'Where the hell is Jeremy, and what does he need now?'
OOC: I will insert the characters as I feel, not all at once, I guess Ill be the GM for this game
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Jeremy (S-Mart Security)
"Silver," I shouted back, "Over here!"
He glanced my way. Why did he drive that piece of shit car...I offered to find him one like mine, but he declined...like I said, people nowadays don't appreciate a fine automobile.
"Hey, Buddy," I yelled, "C'mon man. We're about ready to go...get your shit and c'mon."
Silver was a good buddy of mine. We didn't always get along, but usually we were on good terms. And it wasn't a hunting trip without him. Besides, someone was going to have to keep the other chicks off me while I tried to have my way with whoever the lucky lady wound up being...
OOC: good characters Black Rose...between those ones, and what we have, we'll have plenty of room for demonic possession...and that's always good. Now let's get this show on the road...
"Silver," I shouted back, "Over here!"
He glanced my way. Why did he drive that piece of shit car...I offered to find him one like mine, but he declined...like I said, people nowadays don't appreciate a fine automobile.
"Hey, Buddy," I yelled, "C'mon man. We're about ready to go...get your shit and c'mon."
Silver was a good buddy of mine. We didn't always get along, but usually we were on good terms. And it wasn't a hunting trip without him. Besides, someone was going to have to keep the other chicks off me while I tried to have my way with whoever the lucky lady wound up being...
OOC: good characters Black Rose...between those ones, and what we have, we'll have plenty of room for demonic possession...and that's always good. Now let's get this show on the road...
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Moridin187
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Hope I'm not too late...
OOC: Hope I'm not too late to join in.. I love the Evil Dead series! If you want, just tell me to edit this down to a period and I'll be gone like a flash. Okay, for info, my char is Nate. He's a stockboy at S-Mart, think the kind of guy who always tags along after you and wants to join in on whatever you're doing, who has no real life of his own. A total irritation to Jeremy, but too nice to tell him he's a loser to his face.
IC:
A VW Rabbit, seemingly held together by duct tape and glue comes tearing up the road at twice the speed it should be capable of. It screeches to a halt, narrowly missing the crowd of hunters and Jeremy's Nova. A tall, almost gangly youth, still not entirely grown out of his acne steps out and looks around, squinting behind his thick glasses. "Hope I'm not late Jeremy, those directions you gave me were a little off...." He stops for a moment to oogle the women and give a half-grin. "Wow, quite a little party we've got here..." He runs a hand through his lank, mouse-brown hair and adjusts his flannel shirt, still creased from the box, one of those sizing stickers on the back.
OOC: Hope I'm not too late to join in.. I love the Evil Dead series! If you want, just tell me to edit this down to a period and I'll be gone like a flash. Okay, for info, my char is Nate. He's a stockboy at S-Mart, think the kind of guy who always tags along after you and wants to join in on whatever you're doing, who has no real life of his own. A total irritation to Jeremy, but too nice to tell him he's a loser to his face.
IC:
A VW Rabbit, seemingly held together by duct tape and glue comes tearing up the road at twice the speed it should be capable of. It screeches to a halt, narrowly missing the crowd of hunters and Jeremy's Nova. A tall, almost gangly youth, still not entirely grown out of his acne steps out and looks around, squinting behind his thick glasses. "Hope I'm not late Jeremy, those directions you gave me were a little off...." He stops for a moment to oogle the women and give a half-grin. "Wow, quite a little party we've got here..." He runs a hand through his lank, mouse-brown hair and adjusts his flannel shirt, still creased from the box, one of those sizing stickers on the back.
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Jeremy (S-Mart Security)
Oh, no! I hought I'd given enough false directions to get us the hell out of here before he showed up...figures, we stood around here waiting for Silver (and checking out my wheels, heh-heh) and now the little bastard comes driving up. I glance to the others, a little embarassed, then look back to him.
"Hey there, Nate," I stammer, "What too you so long?"
I smile a fake grin, thinking...oh, well, if we can't find deer, we'll still have something to shoot at...
Oh, no! I hought I'd given enough false directions to get us the hell out of here before he showed up...figures, we stood around here waiting for Silver (and checking out my wheels, heh-heh) and now the little bastard comes driving up. I glance to the others, a little embarassed, then look back to him.
"Hey there, Nate," I stammer, "What too you so long?"
I smile a fake grin, thinking...oh, well, if we can't find deer, we'll still have something to shoot at...
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(had to do a little research, I suggest you all should to, see one of the movies, or go online and see a website or two. You know, just to get into the swing of the whole plot.)
Raymond Knowby
Annie Knowby.
Jim directed his new friend Lily to their van. A nice little piece of seventies technology.
"It's kinda a long ride to my place. You'll all love it, this small cabin in the woods. Most of you'll probably have to sleep on the floor. There's only three beds in the whole place. It's god a cellar though, and I'm sure there might be a few cots down there, if you all don't mind the cobwebs down there."
(I dare anyone to sleep in the cellar,,, hee hee)
"We shouldn't bring too many vehicles, it's a long ride, mostly uphill, and then there's some muddy roads as well. If you think your vehicle can handle it, then go for it, if not take someone elses."
He opened the door to the van, allowing anyone who wanted to go in, go. He escorted Lily personally to her seat, which was close to his.
Frank gave him an odd look, but didn't say anything. Nothing to say actually, he let the van idle before they were off.
"Ok, follow us, and be careful!"
He got in, buckling up.
Raymond Knowby
Annie Knowby.
Jim directed his new friend Lily to their van. A nice little piece of seventies technology.
"It's kinda a long ride to my place. You'll all love it, this small cabin in the woods. Most of you'll probably have to sleep on the floor. There's only three beds in the whole place. It's god a cellar though, and I'm sure there might be a few cots down there, if you all don't mind the cobwebs down there."
(I dare anyone to sleep in the cellar,,, hee hee)
"We shouldn't bring too many vehicles, it's a long ride, mostly uphill, and then there's some muddy roads as well. If you think your vehicle can handle it, then go for it, if not take someone elses."
He opened the door to the van, allowing anyone who wanted to go in, go. He escorted Lily personally to her seat, which was close to his.
Frank gave him an odd look, but didn't say anything. Nothing to say actually, he let the van idle before they were off.
"Ok, follow us, and be careful!"
He got in, buckling up.
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Jeremy (S-Mart Security)
Okay, now we were talking...out in the woods, shotguns and rifles...plenty of booze...and a few good-looking girls. This is what it was all about...
"Hey, anybody who wants to ride with me, can..." I shouted. Some had already jumped into the gay guy's van with him and his brother. I walked over to the car, pulled on the door handle...nothing happened. I pulled again. Nada.
Shit! I thought. Third time's a charm. It opened this time, creaking all the way.
"Yeah," I whispered. "That's my baby..."
I sat in the front and slammed the door shut. It creaked again, as if it would roll open again, but it stayed put.
Okay, I thought, now I've got to get it started...
Okay, now we were talking...out in the woods, shotguns and rifles...plenty of booze...and a few good-looking girls. This is what it was all about...
"Hey, anybody who wants to ride with me, can..." I shouted. Some had already jumped into the gay guy's van with him and his brother. I walked over to the car, pulled on the door handle...nothing happened. I pulled again. Nada.
Shit! I thought. Third time's a charm. It opened this time, creaking all the way.
"Yeah," I whispered. "That's my baby..."
I sat in the front and slammed the door shut. It creaked again, as if it would roll open again, but it stayed put.
Okay, I thought, now I've got to get it started...
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Nate grabbed his shotgun and sighted pistol, tossing them in the back of Jeremy's car and more carefully the ammo next to them. He glanced over at Jeremy, "Hope you don't mind me putting my gear in your car man, I don't think I can fit in though. Looks like there ain't enough room left in this car for anyone but a lady sitting next to you." He winked and quickly ran to the van, sitting in the back and leaning against one of the sides. He glanced forward at Jim and wondered how he could've failed to notice such bright hair earlier. He grinned and gave him a thumbs up sign. "Nice 'do dude."
(If you think I'm gonna sleep in the basement, you're outta your friggin mind)
(If you think I'm gonna sleep in the basement, you're outta your friggin mind)
Lady_Siren
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Lily liked Jim, to bad he was gay. He was in denial, poor guy. The Jeremy character got on her nerves. She knew his type, thought he was god's gift to women. SHe did her best to stay away from him and stayed near Jim. She smiled when a bunch of other people joined, some interesting characters. THis won't be so bad she thought finally looking forward to this trip.
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Frank looked in the mirror at the guy in the back.
"See Jim, you've already got yourself a boyfriend."
Jim kicked the front seat, hard.
"Keep your eyes on the road."
He glanced back at the guy, "Yeah, thanks. Don't pay attention to Frank, he's just an asshole."
Letting the van speed up a little bit, Frank stuck out his tongue solemnly.
"Lily, is it?" he cast a glance towards her. She seemed to be lookig at his head. Come on, it wasn't that bad, really.
Yeah, for a lighthouse it was just fine.
He sighed.
Rummaging through his old backpack, he came up with a Santa Claus hat, and put it on over his hair.
"Lily, how'd you find out about this trip?"
"See Jim, you've already got yourself a boyfriend."
Jim kicked the front seat, hard.
"Keep your eyes on the road."
He glanced back at the guy, "Yeah, thanks. Don't pay attention to Frank, he's just an asshole."
Letting the van speed up a little bit, Frank stuck out his tongue solemnly.
"Lily, is it?" he cast a glance towards her. She seemed to be lookig at his head. Come on, it wasn't that bad, really.
Yeah, for a lighthouse it was just fine.
He sighed.
Rummaging through his old backpack, he came up with a Santa Claus hat, and put it on over his hair.
"Lily, how'd you find out about this trip?"
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Jeremy (S-Mart Security)
I thought I was going to have to follow the others alone when the cute blonde, Jess, came waking up to the driver's side door and leaned down. I wound the window down, smiling up at her.
"Do you mind if I ride?"
"Of course not, sweety. Just jump on in, right up here." I pointed to the passenger side.
"Oh, no," she said, "I can tka ethe back seat."
"The back...?" All three doors opened at once, and as I watched her get in, the right side of the car seemed to sink into the asphalt, while the left side, the DRIVER'S side, was suddenly way too far up off the ground. Inglanced to my left to see Simon grinning back, his enormous belly pressing into the dashboard of my beautiful Nova. This, COULD NOT be good for the suspension!
"Think I'll take the front, if that's okay with you."
"Sure, Simon," I replied, thinking, I don't think we can pry you out of it now anyway. "Let's get moving."
I inserted the key and turned the ignition. It turned over, but didn't start.
I looked to Siman, grinning, "Y'know, the classics are always fiesty."
I turned the key again. I fouhgt, but started up.
"Now we're talking," Simaon said.
I put it in gear and followed the gay kid and his brother's van out of the lot.
I thought I was going to have to follow the others alone when the cute blonde, Jess, came waking up to the driver's side door and leaned down. I wound the window down, smiling up at her.
"Do you mind if I ride?"
"Of course not, sweety. Just jump on in, right up here." I pointed to the passenger side.
"Oh, no," she said, "I can tka ethe back seat."
"The back...?" All three doors opened at once, and as I watched her get in, the right side of the car seemed to sink into the asphalt, while the left side, the DRIVER'S side, was suddenly way too far up off the ground. Inglanced to my left to see Simon grinning back, his enormous belly pressing into the dashboard of my beautiful Nova. This, COULD NOT be good for the suspension!
"Think I'll take the front, if that's okay with you."
"Sure, Simon," I replied, thinking, I don't think we can pry you out of it now anyway. "Let's get moving."
I inserted the key and turned the ignition. It turned over, but didn't start.
I looked to Siman, grinning, "Y'know, the classics are always fiesty."
I turned the key again. I fouhgt, but started up.
"Now we're talking," Simaon said.
I put it in gear and followed the gay kid and his brother's van out of the lot.
Moridin187
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Nate watched as teh blonde got into Jeremy's beat up old shitbox and sighed to himself. That was always the way of it. Jeremy got the chicks, Nate got the pleasure of sitting in the far backs of vans and other uncomfortable predicaments. Just once, Nate would like to have a woman interested in him who didn't want to be paid for her time... But that wasn't going to happen anytime soon. He sighed again and began polishing his glasses on the hem of his new shirt. He probably looked like an idiot, as always, but he couldn't find it in himself to care. Why had he even come up here? It'd wind up like these things always did, each guy pairing off with a different woman, him being the odd man out. It was simple, people sucked, people Fucking SUCKED!
Earl sat on his front porch witteling, as he had done every night he lived on the reservation since he was a boy. He rocked back in his easy chair, resting his old bones and slowly drifting to sleep. Within minutes a crash of lightning hit a nearby tree splitting it in too. Earl got up from his easy chair and limped over to the decimated tree. He noticed that a long line of ants had started circleing the tree in a spiral direction. It may seem like nothing to the common man, but to the 67 year old shaman, it was a sign of things to come. "...The dark ones are returning, must warn everyone."
Later that night, Earl walked over to the Cabin where the spirits dwelled and drew a symbol of protection on the door. In his tribe, this symbol served a dual purpose, warning those approaching that this place contains great evil and protecting anyone who is foolish enough to enter. Earl hobbled back to the reservation to pray for a solution.
Later that night, Earl walked over to the Cabin where the spirits dwelled and drew a symbol of protection on the door. In his tribe, this symbol served a dual purpose, warning those approaching that this place contains great evil and protecting anyone who is foolish enough to enter. Earl hobbled back to the reservation to pray for a solution.
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After an half an hour's drive up twisting and windiing roads the rustic van finally turned onto a dirt road. There, went down for another mile or so until it came onto a bridge.
Jim looked down with some interest, the bridge looked fairly new. Perhaps only built a couple of months ago. It was a long drop, hundreds of feet, and it didn't even cross water or anything. Just a cliff with plain rock.
Man, if that bridge ever fell...
Now was time to think of other things though, particularly the hunting trip. It had been years since he had come up to this cabin, before his grandfather had died. And his grandmother, that was such a shame. They had never found her remains.
(you sure you don't want to sleep in the cellar? It won't be lonely...)
That didn't matter though, what mattered was that they were finally getting some time off to relax.
"Well, we're here everyone," he got out, and began unloading the van. The fall weather had scattered leaves all over the place, it seemed as if there weren't any ground, just a bunch of leaves. He glanced at the cabin. Ahhh, the good old cabin.
"We'll go in as soon as everyone's here. For now you can check out the place, it's one helluva cabin. I don't think much has been done to it since it was built in the forties. Go on, have a look..."
Jim looked down with some interest, the bridge looked fairly new. Perhaps only built a couple of months ago. It was a long drop, hundreds of feet, and it didn't even cross water or anything. Just a cliff with plain rock.
Man, if that bridge ever fell...
Now was time to think of other things though, particularly the hunting trip. It had been years since he had come up to this cabin, before his grandfather had died. And his grandmother, that was such a shame. They had never found her remains.
(you sure you don't want to sleep in the cellar? It won't be lonely...)
That didn't matter though, what mattered was that they were finally getting some time off to relax.
"Well, we're here everyone," he got out, and began unloading the van. The fall weather had scattered leaves all over the place, it seemed as if there weren't any ground, just a bunch of leaves. He glanced at the cabin. Ahhh, the good old cabin.
"We'll go in as soon as everyone's here. For now you can check out the place, it's one helluva cabin. I don't think much has been done to it since it was built in the forties. Go on, have a look..."
Angelus
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OOC: Sorry that I've been away for a while.... just had a lot to do all at once but I am back and with a vengance.
IC: Kate looked at the cabin with a sigh before she said, "What a pile of junk. There is no way in hell I am going to stay in there. No wonder you guys wanted to stay up here- you wanted to get back to nature."
She walked to the cabin and opened the front door then took a jump back as a huge possum ran past her. She turned and looked at the group, "Okay, who's bright idea was in to come here?!"
IC: Kate looked at the cabin with a sigh before she said, "What a pile of junk. There is no way in hell I am going to stay in there. No wonder you guys wanted to stay up here- you wanted to get back to nature."
She walked to the cabin and opened the front door then took a jump back as a huge possum ran past her. She turned and looked at the group, "Okay, who's bright idea was in to come here?!"
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