"Everything comes with instructions, except human beings..."

[T.H. Oughts]

Do you ever feel we are someones experement????

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Do you ever feel we are someones experement????

If we are, I'm not getting paid enough!!!

 

[Poor Yorick]

It's a volunteer thing...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

It's a volunteer thing...

Damit it, I must of thought they said chocolates and asked for a lifes worth...

 

[mig]

Actually we're a simulation set up by advertising companies.

 

[Debbie]

Someone stole my sig line. Bastards are always pinching me stuff.
I had my virginity stolen here too!

"Everything comes with instructions, except human beings..."

Yeah, only because someone lost the manual. Seriously? The aliens are watching us as we speak. A soap opera show, not Days of our lives but "A world without an instruction booklet."
It's ok though. I have them aliens sussed. I stole aboard their ship and nicked a copy of their plans for us. Me and my cat, stinkers (with his tinfoil hat) are on a mission to protect us.

I am just a microscopic mote in the petri dish of life.
It's life Jim but not as we not it.
Start Trekking across the Universe.

If we came with instructions? Some bugger would screw things up anyway. The aliens did going by their translation of our instruction manual.

Constructing your Human.

Step 1 to 10 was garbled and unreadable.

Step 12 Continue the cut-and-fold steps as you "roll" the top limb around the top of the torso. When you get to the openings on the other side of the torso, remove the top left hand limb from the front openings and cut and fold one last time. Trim the end of the limb to make a tight fit.

Step 13 Finish putting the human being together by sliding the top through the opening in the A trunk.

Step 14 Customize your human being however you would like: glue wallpaper on the surfaces, spray paint it, or apply the Erperhtyome spray.

Enjoy!

 

[mig]

Isn't it time for your nap dear.

 

[Nomadic Lady]

T.H. Oughts you said:

"If we are, I'm not getting paid enough!!!""

rotflmao....

Where do we line up to get higher wages?

 

[mischeviousmisti]

Do you ever feel we are someones experement????

hell yes!

 

[binkley]

Actually, I still have the tag was born with. It came off in the wash once, but my mom kept it for me.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

"Everything comes with instructions, except human beings..."
Do you ever feel we are someones experement????

I think this goes through the mind of every couple as they are bringing their first home.

 

[Guest]

That's why so many people end up with kids when they have no idea how to work them!

 

[Orwell84]

All this time I thought that we DID come with an instruction manual but that it ended up in the same drawer as the unread manual on how to program the VCR.

 

[JerseyBoy]

Do you ever feel we are someones experement????

maybe this explains the invisible wall I keep bumping into...

...and that rather large running wheel next to my desk

 

[CoolidgEffect]

That's why so many people end up with kids when they have no idea how to work them!

I think that actually goes to the fact that you don't need a liscense or take a test before you can produce one.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Someone stole my sig line. Bastards are always pinching me stuff.

What can I say... you inspire me.

Have a great weekend