Everyone

[Guest]

You have mail.

 

[Guest]

You doan belief me? Go on an' check yer boxes. See? There's mail there, all right!? Never doubt Miss Cleo and the power of the Tarot!

 

[Guest]

I don't got no mail.

 

[Guest]

Ah, my child! Checkin' too soon, dontcha know... You be havin mail very soon, tomorrow maybe. Never doubt the power of da Tarot!

 

[Never]

You want me to doubt the power of the what?
Madam Cleo, how could I ever doubt you?

 

[Guest]

You want me to doubt the power of the what?
Madam Cleo, how could I ever doubt you?

Ah, Missie Nevah, you were always such a lovely child...Good things are in da cards for you!

 

[Never]

What? What?!
I HAVE TO KNOW! *crazy, bug-eyed gaze*

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Okay, I'll be good and wait for the good things.

 

[Guest]

Ah, da spirits only reveal demselves for $5.99 a minute, first minute free.

 

[Never]

$5.99 a minute? Okay, I'll pay.
Nevertheless, the spirits ought to moan and pant a bit for that much moola.

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Taking the spirit's advice and heading off.

 

[Guest]

Hey Miss Cleo

Tell me my future.... read your cards.... tell me if I will meet a man... or maybe a woman LOL

 

[Guest]

Hey Miss Cleo

Tell me my future.... read your cards.... tell me if I will meet a man... or maybe a woman LOL

You will meet someone dat will change your life. You will lose a loved one. I see a new job in your future, and a baby, tho I doan know fa sure if it's your baby or a job for you.

Dat'll be $5.99.

 

[Guest]

$5.99 a minute? Okay, I'll pay.
Nevertheless, the spirits ought to moan and pant a bit for that much moola.

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Taking the spirit's advice and heading off.

Ah! Da spirits are not to be taken lightly, child! Hand me yo palm...

Ah! I see dat you are a good person. I see money in your future. Doan know how much. Some money. I see success and happiness. I see a big scar on your pinkie finga. You be more careful with da knives, child! Doan go cutting yo fingas off...

Dat's $5.99. I take MasterCard, Visa, and Diner's Club.

 

[Guest]

Ok...
now I think I should at least get some phone sex with that 5.99 a minute....

 

[cheekyminx]

Pouts

I dont have mail!