Dixon Carter Lee
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I guess that's a "bit".
Everyone who posts on Tony Clifton's threads is funnier than he is
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TonyClifton
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You somes of bitches.
Everytime someone posts a thread, the bandit is getting further ahead of us!
Doesn't anybody speak English here?
Jesus Christ, the local County 911 dispatcher is calling me from India!
What is this world coming to?
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Everytime someone posts a thread, the bandit is getting further ahead of us!
Doesn't anybody speak English here?
Jesus Christ, the local County 911 dispatcher is calling me from India!
What is this world coming to?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4ziyfa3hLfA/TbXBiDz2iaI/AAAAAAAAAY0/vtu7K8iu8LU/s1600/buford+t+justice.jpg
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Dixon Carter Lee
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That's great. Can you also do a Rupert Pupkin character? That would be awesome. And timely.
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Oh I get it! 'Cause Rupert Pupkin was born in Clifton, New Jersey... which was not at that time a federal offense.
"Is there anyone here from Clifton? Oh, good. We can all relax now. I'd like to begin by saying... my parents were too poor to afford me a childhood. But the fact is that... no one is allowed to be too poor in Clifton. Once you fall below a certain level... they exile you to Passaic. My parents did put the first two down payments on my childhood. Don't get me wrong, but they did also return me to the hospital as defective. But, like everyone else I grew up in large part thanks to my mother. If she were only here today... I'd say, "Hey, ma, what are you doing here? You've been dead for nine years!" But seriously, you should've seen my mother. She was wonderful. Blonde, beautiful, intelligent, alcoholic. We used to drink milk together after school. Mine was homogenized. Hers was loaded. Once they picked her up for speeding. They clocked her doing 55."
"Is there anyone here from Clifton? Oh, good. We can all relax now. I'd like to begin by saying... my parents were too poor to afford me a childhood. But the fact is that... no one is allowed to be too poor in Clifton. Once you fall below a certain level... they exile you to Passaic. My parents did put the first two down payments on my childhood. Don't get me wrong, but they did also return me to the hospital as defective. But, like everyone else I grew up in large part thanks to my mother. If she were only here today... I'd say, "Hey, ma, what are you doing here? You've been dead for nine years!" But seriously, you should've seen my mother. She was wonderful. Blonde, beautiful, intelligent, alcoholic. We used to drink milk together after school. Mine was homogenized. Hers was loaded. Once they picked her up for speeding. They clocked her doing 55."
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The big ig.
One can only take so much stupid.
One can only take so much stupid.
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