Everyone who posts here wins!

[sweetnpetite]

Everytime you post.

Be a winner!

 

[mlady_france]

 

[woodnymph_O]

I'd like

I'd like to thank the Academy for rcognizing posting about smut as an art, and sweet for being the academy, but whats with these award statues, i mean the penis is flacid,, i want better looking more USEABLE awards,, oh my times up
oh well

 

[Honey123]

I feel like a winner!!

I would like to thank the academy for making this all possible...but I especially want to thank Sweet...for if she didn't create this thread...I may never have read it....

 

[Dar~]

I'd like to thank the academy for my beautiful breast. We all know I wouldn't have won with out them.

 

[Sunnie]

I win! Yay!!!

 

[The_Darkness]

I'm a winnder!

Fuck, i can't even spell, and I still win!

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Woohoo, I win. I got so excited about winning that I had to jump into my truck and go celebrate Dixie Style. Things didn't go as smoothly as I had hoped. I won't go into detail of what happened, but you can look at my AV and get the general idea of celebration run amok.

What's the last thing a southern guy says before he dies? "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!!"

 

[oggbashan]

Winning? What's that?

This is so unexpected. I usually lose, with grace 'tis true, but losing I do very well. Winning is an unusual experience. I need time to adjust.

Normal Og service will be resumed as soon as possible.

I couldn't have done it without the help of <insert 300 names here> who inspired and assisted in this magnificient achievement that I will savour all my life. Thanks to all of you.

<sobs>

Thank you to the judges for your perspicuity.

<bows and stumbles off stage>

Og

 

[elfin_odalisque]

You are so gracious. Amongst the people I owe this tribute to, I must thank the Golden Globes committee for fully fondling my bared spheres and pronouncing them perfect specimens of female pulchritude.

I trust that the hands that are now fondling my bared thong-clad ass will pour the vintage Veuve Cliquot into my glass in just a few moments.

 

[AppleBiter]

What exactly do I win? If I'm a winner, I must be winning some kind of award. Recognition? Praise? A trophy? An all-expense paid trip to Pennsylvania, to the lovely Pocono Palace, where I can spend 5 days and 4 nights in comfort and luxury?

*Looks around*

No?

Shit. False advertising.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Thank you. You have chosen me, your intellectual superior, before any hansome jock. Good for you."



If you can recognize that quote, you have WAY too much time on your hands.

 

[tolyk]

I'm always a winner, whatcha talkin aboot Sweet?

 

[sweetnpetite]

What exactly do I win? If I'm a winner, I must be winning some kind of award. Recognition? Praise? A trophy? An all-expense paid trip to Pennsylvania, to the lovely Pocono Palace, where I can spend 5 days and 4 nights in comfort and luxury?

*Looks around*

No?

Shit. False advertising.

It's kind of like the honor roll; you win the right to be on this winners list

And the chance to make your acceptence speach, of course.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I would like to take this time to thank the Academy and the members of the Foreign Press. I'm sorry you can't all be winners tonight... Oh wait, yes you can!!

And, oh yeah, thanks Mom.