everyone that picks on a unicorn is not a hero

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Ms_Ann]

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Zumi alt.

 

[KingOrfeo]

No, you're only a hero if you dare to play leapfrog with a unicorn.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

everyone that picks on a unicorn is not a hero


It depends on what part of the unicorn you pick on. He who picks a unicorn's horn is brave. But he who picks on a unicorn's butt is a sissy.

 

[Ethical_Slut]

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[Ethical_Slut]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/harold-and-kumar-nph.gif?w=650

 

[jaF0]

Girls like Unicorns. Maybe group Unicorn play. Maybe just one in front and one behind.

 

[jaF0]

You'll see green alligators and long neck geese

Humpty back camels and some chimpanzees

You'll see rats and bats and elephants

But sure as your born

You ain't gonna see no Unicorns.

 

[KingOrfeo]

"Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering."

-- message-button seen at an SF convention.

 

[KingOrfeo]

But Molly pushed him aside and went up to the unicorn, scolding her as though she were a strayed milk cow. "Where have you been?" Before the whiteness and the shining horn, Molly shrank to a shining beetle, but this time it was the unicorn's old dark eyes that looked down. "I am here now," she said at last. Molly laughed with her lips flat. "And what good is that to me that you're here now? Where were you twenty years ago, ten years ago? How dare you come to me now, when I am this?" ... The unicorn made no reply, and Schmendrick said, "She is the last. She is the last unicorn in the world." "She would be." Molly sniffed. "It would be the last unicorn in the world that comes to Molly Grue."

-- The Last Unicorn, Peter S. Beagle

 

[Christobal]

No, you're only a hero if you dare to play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Been there. Done that. A really, really, REALLY bad idea.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Do you think rhinos are unicorns who've let themselves go a bit? Stopped exfoliating and shit.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Radiohead]

Those of you who try and pick up unicorns... heroes all

I just ride em, thats near enough

 

[Fata Morgana]

Lol, ask Zumi about this one He liked my unicorn shirt

God! There's merchandise on your Lit tour!

 

[jaF0]

Does the size of their horn matter?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Does the size of their horn matter?

Yes. But pretend it doesn't.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Porkwarrior]

It really cheapens and demeans the sacrifice and courage of the true heroes among us who can be found in all walks of life, many in fetish gear, as well as the heroes that happen to wear uniforms or mufti.

My first ( and probably only) parody thread.

Made me laugh, downright gufffaw. Thx, needed that tonight.

Now I'm dwelling in the dark corners of the interwebs trying to find a .gif of a horse riding a donkey riding a unicorn.

Fucking bitch.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[KingOrfeo]

Yes. But pretend it doesn't.

Marry me.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Unicorns can only be tempted my virgins or the pure of heart.

Then, they are of no relevance to Litsters, are they?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]