Everyone loves raymond

coleman

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Did anyone get around to writting the "Everyone Loves Raymond" story.
 
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will anyone ever write a story about this ... i would write it but i am not a good writer ... so please someone write it.
 
I think it would be neat but I don't think I could write it myself.
 
Everyone Loves Raymond

Except me!

But that doesn't mean it wouldn't make an interesting story for those who did.
 
Re: Everyone Loves Raymond

LadiDarkMoon said:
Except me!

But that doesn't mean it wouldn't make an interesting story for those who did.

and me. I classify it as " nostalgia comedy", designed to long for the world of the 50s, when life was slow predictable and safe...a perfect comedy for fans of Bush ( Geo, not the band), and who think life was better without colour tv, PCs, cell phones, the Pill, modern medicine, cheap air travel....

I'm not a Patricia Heaton fan either- too average for me- is there anyone better on that show?

At least King of Queens has the actress with the great rack.
 
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sorry for the rant...

hope no one was offended. How's this for a twist. Several people watching tv together . Raymond comes on. One gal comments how sexy he is and how she loves the show. A guy like Patricia Heaton. Others disagree, and they debate both the merits of the show. until the first gal says " welll, if its not sexy, why are my panties wet just from watching?"

Someone demands she prove it. Orgy ensues.
 
Isn't it "EVERYBODY Loves Raymond?"

In any event, the obvious story, at least to my mind, is that Robert bones Ray's wife. Much to Debra's delight, the 7 foot tall Robert has a 12" Italian sausage hanging betwixt his thighs.
 
Cuckolded_BlK_Male said:
Isn't it "EVERYBODY Loves Raymond?"

In any event, the obvious story, at least to my mind, is that Robert bones Ray's wife. Much to Debra's delight, the 7 foot tall Robert has a 12" Italian sausage hanging betwixt his thighs.

given assumptions of proportionality, if he's 7 ft tall, wouldn't a small cock be more surprising?
 
i like this robert/debra story ... i don't think she would like having sex with robert if he had a small cock
 
BraveHearts said:
i like this robert/debra story ... i don't think she would like having sex with robert if he had a small cock

it ain't the meat its the emotion?

or the magic tonguing?
 
WHO DOES LOVE RAYMOND

I cannot stand this show and who would wright about these clowns - what a family - lost a few bolts along the line.

south africa - sorry i cannot see a story coming out of this he he he.
 
I like the idea of Robert getting the final revenge on Ray by doing Debra and stretching her. I think the story would have ray with a 5", Robert with 10" or so.

For what it is worth, I think Patricia Heaton is cute, then again I love brunettes. True, Patricia does not have "King of Queen's" rack, but I would look twice at her 36C's. I got to think Patricia is at least a C-cup with a nice bush.

Perhaps to show Ray he has been there, he will have her shaved.

Or is that done too much? If not, perhaps that will be my next story. ;-)
 
race_1962 said:
I like the idea of Robert getting the final revenge on Ray by doing Debra and stretching her. I think the story would have ray with a 5", Robert with 10" or so.

For what it is worth, I think Patricia Heaton is cute, then again I love brunettes. True, Patricia does not have "King of Queen's" rack, but I would look twice at her 36C's. I got to think Patricia is at least a C-cup with a nice bush.

Perhaps to show Ray he has been there, he will have her shaved.

Or is that done too much? If not, perhaps that will be my next story. ;-)

shaved into a heart would be more taunting. or an arrow : " eat here":p
 
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