Everybody's getting the Phone Booty

[JazzManJim]

The last couple days but me, it seems.

I'm seeing this as pretty god-damned intolerable!

Steps must be taken. A remedy must be found!

 

[Guest]

what?

 

[Eumenides]

JimmyJam!!!!!!

I'll tell you a wee widdew secwet that might make you feel better...but not here.

 

[JazzManJim]

Hah! I will not be swayed by false blandishments!

There will be phone booty this week, even if I have to call myself!!

 

[Eumenides]

Hah! I will not be swayed by false blandishments!

There will be phone booty this week, even if I have to call myself!!

Geesh! You've gotta love a man who uses the word blandishments!

 

[Guest]

Hah! I will not be swayed by false blandishments!

There will be phone booty this week, even if I have to call myself!!

That sounds sad.

 

[JazzManJim]

That sounds sad.

Nah. I"m good! I know just what to tell myself and just how to say it.

Eumenides.....blandishments I say! And false ones. They heap upon me like some thing that can be heaped! And lots of it! But I will know phone bliss. Oh yes.

 

[Eumenides]

I see no blandishments here. I keep looking and looking...

 

[Guest]

Nah. I"m good! I know just what to tell myself and just how to say it.

That's why I talk to myself. Where else am I gonna get an intelligent conversation? I just don't use the phone.

 

[Eumenides]

I'd call you, Jimmy Jam, but haven't you heard my nasty secret?

I have Amish Pride

 

[JazzManJim]

I have no idea what that means, Eumenides, except that maybe you're admitting to being AmishPope, which is kind of sick.

 

[Eumenides]

Amish Pope?

Hardly.

Teehee

I love to pique curiosity....

 

[amelia]

lola (aka eu) is an amish phone ho


better yet..she's my amish phone ho

 

[Eumenides]

Pssst...Amelia,

I think that either Jimmy passed out or he got some!!!!!!

Amish Phone Ho

I'll have to make up lyrics to that

 

[amelia]

Amish Phone Ho

that could be your title!!!!


oh..hi btw

 

[Eumenides]

that could be your title!!!!


oh..hi btw

LMAO

Perhaps...just perhaps

 

[Eumenides]

Oh, and Hi back atcha!

I'm still sad that I didn't hear you say ya'll

 

[amelia]

Oh, and Hi back atcha!

I'm still sad that I didn't hear you say ya'll

you heard me say other things

 

[Eumenides]

SO TRUE!!!!!!!

Tat's and all...

 

[amelia]

and all

hehe...with all sincerity..i had such a blast talking to you and perky...laughing and laughing..it was great!!

i'm trying to imply that we didn't have a wild, hot, wet phone sex session...but we know the truth

 

[Eumenides]

and all

hehe...with all sincerity..i had such a blast talking to you and perky...laughing and laughing..it was great!!

i'm trying to imply that we didn't have a wild, hot, wet phone sex session...but we know the truth

Ah, the truth is only known to us...

 

[teddybear4play]

Hah! I will not be swayed by false blandishments!

There will be phone booty this week, even if I have to call myself!!

This "phone booty" you describe intrigues me . . . I must learn more.

If only I had a mentor . . .

TB4p

 

[PepperminTrish]

Hah! I will not be swayed by false blandishments!

There will be phone booty this week, even if I have to call myself!!

Can I listen in on the conversation when you call and have phone booty with yourself???

 

[Saytur]

I got a new quote!

 

[HighSchoolJock]

in the future please refer to booty as boo-tay. thank you for your cooperation in this matter