Everybody'd having phone sex except for me...

[kidthor]

Damnit!...This is so unfair...

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'd help you out, Kid, but my last appointment for today has just been filled.

Good luck!

 

[kidthor]

I'd help you out, Kid, but my last appointment for today has just been filled.

Good luck!

...do you have a cancellation list?...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I have a slot open in 10 min, but I burp a lot. I have been told that my condesending "yeah baby, sure that feels great" is sexxy as hell though, especially when I use my fake efemminate southern male voice.

 

[kidthor]

I have a slot open in 10 min, but I burp a lot. I have been told that my condesending "yeah baby, sure that feels great" is sexxy as hell though, especially when I use my fake efemminate southern male voice.

...umm...thankyou no...

 

[JazzManJim]

If it's any consolation, neither am I.

But right now my voice is so scratchy, it'd be like having phone sex with The Godfather.

 

[kidthor]

If it's any consolation, neither am I.

But right now my voice is so scratchy, it'd be like having phone sex with The Godfather.

well...see...there you go JMJ...some horny litress with a mobster fixation will be calling you any second now...

 

[peachykeen]

I'm not either, darlin. It's kind of awkward, what with our flat being an open plan loft, and Mr Keen sitting smack in the middle of it and all...

 

[kidthor]

I'm not either, darlin. It's kind of awkward, what with our flat being an open plan loft, and Mr Keen sitting smack in the middle of it and all...

...seduce him...make him ravish you...that sounds much better than phone sex anyway...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I'm not right now, either... though I did just get out of the shower.

It was nice and hot and steamy.

 

[JazzManJim]

well...see...there you go JMJ...some horny litress with a mobster fixation will be calling you any second now...

I'd make her an offer she couldn't refuse.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

...umm...thankyou no...

oh just stop it you silly..you know you wanna

 

[kidthor]

I'm not right now, either... though I did just get out of the shower.

It was nice and hot and steamy.

...that was so evil I'm hard...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

...that was so evil I'm hard...

*innocent eyes*

I'm sowwy!

 

[kidthor]

*innocent eyes*

I'm sowwy!

...not the reaction I was expecting...

 

[Guest]

you are sowwy. sowwy like as in sow. as in pig. as in fat fuck.

 

[kidthor]

you are sowwy. sowwy like as in sow. as in pig. as in fat fuck.

...you are obviously sexually frustrated...I'm sorry about your small penis..***** is just so unfair sometimes...

 

[Guest]

after looking at her pictures i would rather be celibate. no dick could fit there big or small.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

a redwood club might be big enough

 

[Guest]

 

[kidthor]

after looking at her pictures i would rather be celibate. no dick could fit there big or small.

...somehow I'm thinking your celibacy is not a choice you got to make...

 

[Guest]

hey buddy i'm not the one begging for phone sex here

 

[peachykeen]

hey buddy i'm not the one begging for phone sex here

nope just lots and lots of attention. You poor pathetic desperate idiot.

 

[Guest]

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