Covid-19 should make everybody happy whatever their political bent.
Conservatives should be thrilled at all the people that are losing their entitlements by dying.
Progressives should be thrilled that all the oldies are dying, thus eliminating a pretty consistent conservative voting block.
Socialists should be thrilled because the government has almost no choice but to provide assistance to those in need.
Environmentalists should be thrilled that the pandemic has caused a huge drop in pollution.
The racists should be thrilled because people of color are being disproportionately affected by the pandemic.
The bleeding hearts should be thrilled because they have endless causes to champion.
The gun lobby should be thrilled because gun sales are way up.
Anti-gun violence advocates should be happy, because with schools closed there will be no mass shootings
When you think about it George, Covid-19 really is a wonderful thing.
Conservatives should be thrilled at all the people that are losing their entitlements by dying.
Progressives should be thrilled that all the oldies are dying, thus eliminating a pretty consistent conservative voting block.
Socialists should be thrilled because the government has almost no choice but to provide assistance to those in need.
Environmentalists should be thrilled that the pandemic has caused a huge drop in pollution.
The racists should be thrilled because people of color are being disproportionately affected by the pandemic.
The bleeding hearts should be thrilled because they have endless causes to champion.
The gun lobby should be thrilled because gun sales are way up.
Anti-gun violence advocates should be happy, because with schools closed there will be no mass shootings
When you think about it George, Covid-19 really is a wonderful thing.
