Every time you respond an angel gets it's wings

[Him15]

Every time you ignore this post a fairy dies.
First I should establish the ground rule that any question you have I will answer regardless of what it is or pertains to.

First.5: I suppose I should go into how I am such a confident and controlling Dom, how I will make you feel things you have never experienced if you submit to me, (yawn) how incredibly sexy and mysterious I am, and how you have no choice to submit to me and when you do your life will become a world of pleasure and wonderful submission (falls asleep),yada yada yada. But I am going to go with something none cliche and fun instead.

Second: I'm awesome, no seriously totally awesome and I am not just saying that as I am biased towards myself. I am also self deprecating, immensely sarcastic, energetic, narcissistic, humble (yep I can do both those last two), utterly confident in myself and fun.

Third...hmm whats third... lets go set of skills! I have flown a Roc, bat a .500 (even though I don't play baseball), I CAN eat only one lays potato chip, I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, I am close personal friends with Chuck Norris (dont tell him though its a surprise), I know what came first the chicken or the egg, I beat the devil in a fiddle contest, the dos XX beer guy name drops me, and have a sonic hammer (much better than a sonic screwdriver).

Forth, If you haven't put it together by now I love nerdy things, consider myself quite clever, and have a large personality. I also find myself very charismatic but I get some mixed reviews there. I mean seriously Ebert only gave me 2.5 stars, it's messed up.

Fifth: Wow your still reading this, I cut out around second personally.

Sixth. I want to actually get to know you, I know weird right?

Seventh: bunch of paperwork lets move on. Ignore the fine print, if it was important I am sure I would have put it in big print.

Eight: Seriously if you want to know about me just ask and talk to me, your not going to get the full depths of the oh so deep me from some words on your computer screen, well you will I guess cause we will be typing to eachother... (Starts babbling about existentialism)

9th: I enjoy sports and nerdy things, My doctor personally tells me I should lay off the contradictions but meh I'm sure nothing bad will come of it (BOOM)

10. It is a pleasure to meet you internet stranger

 

[Him15]

I would like to point out all the angels currently being kept wingless

 

[LadyVer]

Bump for a unique personal. Good luck!

 

[dontfallforme]

Well in case it helps I laughed. Good luck.

 

[Him15]

Shameless self promotion

 

[may_I_please]

LOL I thought I was seeing double then

 

[Him15]

Sorry it's a fun fact I should have included in section three.

I am in fact so amazing it is hard to contain me in just one body so occasionally some spills put creating a seeing double effect as I shed off some of the excess me

 

[Ellafun]

Claps to save the angels!

Does clapping my tits together count, or no?

In what time zone of the USA do you reside, Him15?

 

[Him15]

I will have to check with the angels one moment please:

*Dials number*
Hello...oh ya question on the wings.... Tit clapping....no idea .... Ok great thanks.


Good news tit clapping does indeed count.

Pacific time zone

 

[Ellafun]

I will have to check with the angels one moment please:

*Dials number*
Hello...oh ya question on the wings.... Tit clapping....no idea .... Ok great thanks.


Good news tit clapping does indeed count.

Pacific time zone

Excellent!

Okay: Vanilla or chocolate ice cream?
Or better yet: Vanilla or deviant sex?

 

[Him15]

Swirl ice cream obviously, it's rude to ask trick questions.

Deviant sex obviously. Vanilla is nice and romantic and has it's place. But wild sexual abandon and perversion is just so much more fun.

 

[Ellafun]

Swirl ice cream obviously, it's rude to ask trick questions.

Deviant sex obviously. Vanilla is nice and romantic and has it's place. But wild sexual abandon and perversion is just so much more fun.

That wasn't a trick question. I could just be a racist, you know, if I saw color.

 

[Him15]

Please the great people of ice cream suffer no bigotry and we all know this.q

And which camps do you fall into?

 

[Ellafun]

Please the great people of ice cream suffer no bigotry and we all know this.q

And which camps do you fall into?

East Coast Chocolate Ice Cream lover.

 

[Him15]

That is an oddly specific flavor of ice cream. Didn't know east coast chocolate tasted different

 

[TiniMims]

Ah but do you know how many licks to get to the center of a jaw breaker

 

[Ellafun]

That is an oddly specific flavor of ice cream. Didn't know east coast chocolate tasted different

You make an excellent point for the proper use of punctuation.

East Coast. Chocolate Ice Cream.

is that better?

 

[Him15]

Ah but do you know how many licks to get to the center of a jaw brea

@ tinimims:Trick question. Jawbreakers vary in Size therefor the amount of licks is directly related to the size of the jaw breaker.

@ellafun: nope I was legitimately excited to do by taste test comparing east coast and west coast chocolate to see if there was indeed a difference in taste.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I love this thread! Excellent personal.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Also, when you're done surprising chuck, can you have him send an autograph? Thanks

 

[Him15]

What a weird coincidence, I love this thread as well...possibly becuase it's about me.

I will see what he can do. Does dipping his beard in ink and stamping it to paper count as an autograph?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Absolutely!
(Ps, nerdy narcissists are hawt )

 

[Him15]

I shall inform Nathan Fillion at once.

And I do find myself getting lost in my own eyes in the he mirror, so you may be onto something.

 

[Him15]

I want a second page bump

 

[MedicalMuse]

I shall inform Nathan Fillion at once.

And I do find myself getting lost in my own eyes in the he mirror, so you may be onto something.

I love him. In ALL his incarnations.

I want a second page bump

I'm bumping you. Boredom and lateness.