Every time you ignore this post a fairy dies.

[Him15]

First I should establish the ground rule that any question you have I will answer regardless of what it is or pertains to.

First.5: I suppose I should go into how I am such a confident and controlling Dom, how I will make you feel things you have never experienced if you submit to me, (yawn) how incredibly sexy and mysterious I am, and how you have no choice to submit to me and when you do your life will become a world of pleasure and wonderful submission (falls asleep),yada yada yada. But I am going to go with something none cliche and fun instead.

Second: I'm awesome, no seriously totally awesome and I am not just saying that as I am biased towards myself. I am also self deprecating, immensely sarcastic, energetic, narcissistic, humble (yep I can do both those last two), utterly confident in myself and fun.

Third...hmm whats third... lets go set of skills! I have flown a Roc, bat a .500 (even though I don't play baseball), I CAN eat only one lays potato chip, I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, I am close personal friends with Chuck Norris (dont tell him though its a surprise), I know what came first the chicken or the egg, I beat the devil in a fiddle contest, the dos XX beer guy name drops me, and have a sonic hammer (much better than a sonic screwdriver).

Forth, If you haven't put it together by now I love nerdy things, consider myself quite clever, and have a large personality. I also find myself very charismatic but I get some mixed reviews there. I mean seriously Ebert only gave me 2.5 stars, it's messed up.

Fifth: Wow your still reading this, I cut out around second personally.

Sixth. I want to actually get to know you, I know weird right?

Seventh: bunch of paperwork lets move on. Ignore the fine print, if it was important I am sure I would have put it in big print.

Eight: Seriously if you want to know about me just ask and talk to me, your not going to get the full depths of the oh so deep me from some words on your computer screen, well you will I guess cause we will be typing to eachother... (Starts babbling about existentialism)

9th: I enjoy sports and nerdy things, My doctor personally tells me I should lay off the contradictions but meh I'm sure nothing bad will come of it (BOOM)

10. It is a pleasure to meet you internet stranger

 

[StrayKat]

I shoot fairies for fun, but you have potential.

 

[Him15]

Those poor defenseless fairies, also when reading this please ignore all Western European folklore and the brothers Grimm

 

[GreatGreg]

*clap clap* Give those fares some wings. Lol. Liked your post. I am sure you will be getting a few responses. Nothing like a girl just stating I'M horny though, I hear that fills the inbox in about 2 mins, but I think you will do alright

 

[Him15]

*clap clap* Give those fares some wings. Lol. Liked your post. I am sure you will be getting a few responses. Nothing like a girl just stating I'M horny though, I hear that fills the inbox in about 2 mins, but I think you will do alright

So your saying i should just pretend to be a girl and state I'm horny to get attention.... Hmmmm it's a bold strategy, and I don't think anyone has ever done it before.

 

[may_I_please]

Heheheh

Now that was refreshing

 

[SexyRainbowXTC]

You seem to have me intrigued.

 

[Him15]

That is only because I am intriguing.

 

[fairyqueen]

You made me chuckle!

 

[secretdesire68]

I love this post; refreshing, funny, egotistical, self-deprecating. It's got it all. Bravo on a well-written post.

 

[ForeverDreaming]

Very nice to read something different. Well done.

 

[Him15]

I am glad to be 0f service miss kitsuni

 

[ForeverDreaming]

And that would make you a Neko boy. Correct?

 

[Endless_Night]

5 Stars!!!!!

Confident, amusing, and self deprecating enough to not seem too egotistic. Usually it’s only the women on Lit whose PM boxes explode. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if you were a rare male exception!

Nicely done.

 

[Him15]

I'm co0l with being neko

Bows deeply, I am glad you enjoyed it endless_night

 

[LooseLace]

By ignoring do you mean not clicking on it, or not responding to it? I only ask because I'm seeing 14 replies to 263 views, and that makes me concerned about the fairies. Very concerned.

 

[LWulf]

If I ignore this for the rest of the day, does this count as 12 times (hours left in day) I ignored it, 720 times (minutes left in day) I ignored it, or 43,200 times (seconds left in day) I ignored it???

 

[StrayKat]

You just screwed it up by posting, Woof.

 

[Him15]

Hmmm those are excellent questions let me check with the fairies

*picks up the phone* hey I got a question.....ya it's about the definition of ignore.... Oh really.....that seems a little extreme.... Ya I understand....isn't there anything you can do though.... Really? Ok I will tell them. *hangs up*

Apparently it's replying to the thread or messaging me and once you have any indifference by you no longer effects the fairies

 

[ForeverDreaming]

I'm co0l with being neko

I must admit, I like the name Neko. Good thing I already had my kids.

 

[Him15]

Lol, if I ever end up with kids they are going to have some very weird names, I have accepted that part about myself

 

[ForeverDreaming]

Lol, if I ever end up with kids they are going to have some very weird names, I have accepted that part about myself

Mine almost ended up with Hawaiian names. My son told his coach what I almost named him and his coach asked if I was high when I came up with that lol.

I'm ok with being weird though. It's more exciting.

 

[Him15]

I know, all those poor normal people running around. There should be a pill for that

 

[StrayKat]

I must admit, I like the name Neko.

Netko, or neko in dialect means "somebody" in my language.

 

[Him15]

What a weird coincidence as I happen to be somebody