Every time I say "titty" I giggle.

[KillerMuffin]

It's a stupid word. It's one of the few words that I actually hate. Lately though, I've been saying it. "Titty." *giggle* And that happens. I giggle. I just do not giggle.

And the word? Just oh my gawd, don't get me started.

I have breasts. They are a lovely set and they are both dignified and stately. I don't care if my tee shirt does say "contents under pressure" right over them. I have a nice pair of fully grown and elegant breasts. They are certainly not so crass and childish as to be "titties." *giggle*

Maginificent titties. *giggle* It doesn't work? See? You just can't take a titty *chortle* seriously. What kind of words can you use to modify titty? *giggle* Pretty, cute, and, um, perky maybe. While these are all good words, attach them to titty *giggle* and they've just lost all credibility. Pretty titty. *giggle* Gawd, Dr. Suess is writing a poem now.

Titty. *giggle*

Of all the stupid words in the world. This is as bad as "member." I mean just oh my fucking gawd. You have to join a club to be a part of a man's body? And member? Oh no-no-no-no-no. Anyone with any experience with a penis knows that it's just not into "membership." It's all about voting itself king of the man's body so it can get all the pussy, ass, and bj's that it can. It's not a "member" it's a frigging "slave driver." Not that the slave is complaining, mind you. Some people like to be slaves to cock.

Titty. *giggle*

Just oh my gawd. I am disgusted.

 

[lilminx]

I hate that word too. The word "tits" doesn't bother me though.

 

[Sillyman]

That's why I prefer the word hooters. Much, much more dignified that.

 

[koalabear]

Boobie.

 

[sunstruck]

I agree. Tits doesn't bother me, but I don' t think it offers a decent visual. Tit sounds diminutive. I feel the same way about dick. Sounds little. Harmless.

 

[Eumenides]

LOL

That's the first real laugh I've had tonight here!

Pretty Titty! LMAO

You kill me!

I never thought of member that way, but now it will be forever etched on my brain.

Thank you SOOOOOO much. You don't even know.

 

[Sillyman]

Or teats? She had really great teats.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Or teats? She had really great teats.

Silly man, that is udderly redickulous.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I never really liked any of the "tit", "titty", "teats", "ta-tas" variations myself. I like "Boobs". Don't know why. Maybe it's the word's symmetry.

By the way, KM, Batman met Robin tonight. Or at least the guy who voices Robin.

 

[michaelmt1]

If they were small would they be:

Itty Bitty Titties ?

:0


Mike