EVERY SPERM IS SACRED....

[Cheri]

lol Thanks LL, I didn't even notice! And by the way, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Thumper]

With love from Caerbannog

It's just a flesh wound!
Come back here! I'll bite you to death
A bunny? you fools are afraid of a bloody bunnie?

OH Yeah...be afraid of the bunny...be very afraid!

*flashing big nasty pointy teeth*

 

[Rosebud]

I am not afraid of bunnies...I know just how to tame the right bunny...now come here thumpie

 

[Latina]

"I came here to have an argument."

"No you didn't."

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Ministry of Silly Walks--John Cleese's ability to do amazingly funny things with those LONG legs of his (OK, maybe I'm sick, but when I was single, I used to wonder if his "THIRD" leg was really long, like the two we COULD see). Anyone seen John Cleese's high-kicks in drag in the remake of The Out of Towners (with Goldie Hawn and Steve Martin)? I find that hilarious.

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"Stop this sketch! It's getting TOO silly." (used whenever they couldn't think-up a way to end a comedy skit).

-- Latina

 

[Expertise]

FIVE ... is right out!

And the number of the counting shall be three...-The Holy Handgrenade.

Buddy of mine had a master corporal in his platoon who used to recite it verbatim before heaving live ones on the range.