Every Man's Fantasy

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

So what is it?

it's me.
*nod*
they're just ashamed to admit it.

 

[Problem Child]

Florence was a dog, or so I heard. I'd rather see Jenna Jameson as pioneer in nursing and world-champeen fuck queen.

 

[Guest]

 

[scylis]

no, scylis' greatest fantasy is when he thinks of his destiny: ruling the world!

thou shall bow down before scylis, or he shall smite thee!



sexual fantasies...? oh.. hmmm...

 

[TN_Vixen]

lavy

do you ever sleep?

 

[Hal]

Sorry--missed cued..

 

[lavender]

 

[freakygirl]

and all this time.. I thought I was every mans fantasy..

oh well..

 

[TN_Vixen]

I think it's a woman with huge hooters who fucks all night with wild abandon and then turns into a pizza.

LOL - that's hilarious. Add a 6-pack and I think you hit it on the head, darlin'.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I could ask the same of you Vixen.

Project due tomorrow. *sigh*

Story of my life these days.

Sleep? Who needs sleep - there's too much porn to surf & not enough time. ;-)

......... project due tomorrow (checking watch) and here I thought I was a master procrastinator.

 

[Guest]

 

[seXieleXie]

......... project due tomorrow (checking watch) and here I thought I was a master procrastinator.

no hon, you're a masturbator. it's not quite the same.

 

[Baron]

Not all guys find nurses that erotic. Nurses are in charge, after all, especially if they're jamming something sharp into your arm.

So what you got to do, to find out if a guy is a dom or a sub, is ask which fetish he likes, nurses or maids?

Me, I like that French black miniskirt.

 

[VanB]

I think most men would love to know and understand how women think and how to get the best response from them!

 

[taxidriver]

I think every guy's fantasy is to know they're a phenomenal lover. Regardless whether it's with a dozen Playmates serving up frosty draft beers, lusty porn stars, women with three tits or playing ring toss around his cock, I really think every guy wants to be the do-all end all kind of lover.

And dare I say it, I think every woman would love to be the best any guy's had to.

Okay, maybe I ducked the question a bit but I'm trying to be somewhat truthful as opposed to painting a scenario!

 

[Draco]

I think it's a woman with huge hooters who fucks all night with wild abandon and then turns into a pizza.

Make those hooters slightly smaller and you've got the job, Foxy one. Just NO anchovies...OK?

 

[Guest]

 

[Orlanth]

Every Man's Fantasy?

Mine is: Having a whole weekend with Mistress in a hotel room, just the two of us.

 

[bluespoke]

So what is it?

Considering how much men are babies when they get sick. I think the greatest male fantasy is:

Florence Nightingale becomes Porn Queen Extraordinaire.

Given her supposed sexual proclivities, I doubt she's any man's fatasy.

A woman's maybe?

 

[riff]

My fantasy is 720 miles away, probably asleep right now.

To be in that bed with her.... or even the kitchen floor.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Every man's fantasy is easy.

She's a sexy woman that all his friends really wanna fuck. She cums at the top of her lungs, screaming his name, when he has sex with her; he doesn't have to eat her for hours either, it only takes a little foreplay. She's good at the BJ. She not afraid of her own sexuality or being sexy in front of other people. She likes to wear lingerie or other "outfits" that cater to whatever he feels like, nurse, french maid, harem girl, bitchgoddess. She's got an imagination, she's not afraid to use it, and she's not afraid to tell him about it either.

Sorry guys, the Muffster is taken.

 

[TonyG]

Let's get it right ladies:

Two male buds, cold mugs of beer and pizza, wings and chips with several football games on a big screen (remote included) and Playboy's Pigskin Preview issue all in one afternoon. The married guys have the wife and kids out for the day at her mothers.

The sexual escapades come AFTER the game or during halftime.

 

[kotori]

it's me.
*nod*
they're just ashamed to admit it.

I'll admit it--I just know it's easier to get a picture of Jenna Jameson's ass.

But let me go on record that big hooters are not a part of every man's fantasy girl. Now the pizza with anchovies, on the other hand . . .

 

[monster666]

I think it's a woman with huge hooters who fucks all night with wild abandon and then turns into a pizza.

Lol she could simply FETCH one.... that would be cool.