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A lesbian friend of mine recently broke up with her girlfriend because "our periods came at the same time. The romance was gone".

Women I have a question. Is it really THAT bad or is it just an excuse?
 
All I know about that subject is from the short time I was married.

At the beginning, she kept track of her cycle.

At the end of it, I did. ;)
 
A lesbian friend of mine recently broke up with her girlfriend because "our periods came at the same time. The romance was gone".

Women I have a question. Is it really THAT bad or is it just an excuse?

Oh, it's just an excuse. All mental, all ploys for attention.

No biological components at all.
 
Oh, it's just an excuse. All mental, all ploys for attention.

No biological components at all.

I was amused, would only use the phrase that came to mine if in person. That way you would have a chance to hit me, have a good row, then we could move on to the making up part.
 
I was amused, would only use the phrase that came to mine if in person. That way you would have a chance to hit me, have a good row, then we could move on to the making up part.

A very wise man you are, dear Fool.

:kiss:
 
A lesbian friend of mine recently broke up with her girlfriend because "our periods came at the same time. The romance was gone".

Women I have a question. Is it really THAT bad or is it just an excuse?

So ummm...no one told your lesbian friend that when women spend lots of time together, they end up cycling together?
 
I am sooo happy I don't PMS. A friend just went with two male friends for a trip to US. Two weeks and apparently she was PMS:ing the first week. Told me they had to put up with her being grumpy. One of the guys told me "Grumpy is an understatement. And add to that the fact neither of us guys understood her words 'I am hungry' actually equalled 'I need/want food NOW', you can guess the situation at times... It was a learning experience for both of us."
 
I am sooo happy I don't PMS. A friend just went with two male friends for a trip to US. Two weeks and apparently she was PMS:ing the first week. Told me they had to put up with her being grumpy. One of the guys told me "Grumpy is an understatement. And add to that the fact neither of us guys understood her words 'I am hungry' actually equalled 'I need/want food NOW', you can guess the situation at times... It was a learning experience for both of us."

Other hint: "I need to use the bathroom" = "Pull this fucking car over at the closest place with a decent restroom or I shall rip your testicles off and use them as earrings."
 
I am sooo happy I don't PMS. A friend just went with two male friends for a trip to US. Two weeks and apparently she was PMS:ing the first week. Told me they had to put up with her being grumpy. One of the guys told me "Grumpy is an understatement. And add to that the fact neither of us guys understood her words 'I am hungry' actually equalled 'I need/want food NOW', you can guess the situation at times... It was a learning experience for both of us."

I think I learnt that first date... its not so hard and it's fun to keep them hungry ;)
 
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