Every effing time!

[torchthebitch]

Why is it everytime I get a story so close to being finished, something like this happens

A jilted lover has been arrested after he allegedly wedged gunpowder, buck shot and BB shot into a sex toy to make it explosive.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...y-going-ex-lover-Christmas.html#ixzz1AIfdEHQu

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Why is it everytime I get a story so close to being finished, something like this happens


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...y-going-ex-lover-Christmas.html#ixzz1AIfdEHQu

Dang it, TBT, how many times do I have to tell you to quit channelin' da crazies! Sheesh!

 

[torchthebitch]

Dang it, TBT, how many times do I have to tell you to quit channelin' da crazies! Sheesh!

Hey, it seemed like a good idea to me!

 

[The_Fool]

phallic claymores, who'd a thunk it.

Either that or mini bangalores.

 

[TxRad]

phallic claymores, who'd a thunk it.

Either that or mini bangalores.

Now there is a patch of tough pubs if i ever heard of one.

 

[mythtrav16]

Why is it everytime I get a story so close to being finished, something like this happens


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...y-going-ex-lover-Christmas.html#ixzz1AIfdEHQu

So... You were writing a story about an explosive vibrator?

 

[TE999]

I've heard about guys banging women, but this is a bit much.

 

[estragon]

Oh dear, just like the old wheeze:

There once was a lady named Alice
Who used a grenade for a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her buttocks 'twixt Fort Worth and Dallas.

 

[mythtrav16]

Oh dear, just like the old wheeze:

There once was a lady named Alice
Who used a grenade for a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her buttocks 'twixt Fort Worth and Dallas.

lol! You know, I think that's only the second dirty limerick I've ever heard, the other being "Man from Nantucket."

 

[torchthebitch]

phallic claymores, who'd a thunk it.

Either that or mini bangalores.

Bang-galore

 

[torchthebitch]

So... You were writing a story about an explosive vibrator?

Category - Loving Wives

Sub-Category - novel methods of revenge

 

[torchthebitch]

lol! You know, I think that's only the second dirty limerick I've ever heard, the other being "Man from Nantucket."

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake
Two men in a punt
Stuck a pole up her nose
And said "You can't swim here, it's private.

 

[Handley_Page]

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake
Two men in a punt
Stuck a pole up her nose
And said "You can't swim here, it's private.

Compare the Meerkat
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[estragon]

Oh my word! Well, if you like limericks, there's this classic:

There once was a Turkish cadet
(And this is the damndest tale yet!)
Whose cock was so long
And so terribly strong
That he skewered six Greeks en brochette.