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No - but this morning I was within a fraction of a second of putting toothpaste on my hair instead of hair gel

And on another terrible day I made a glass of orange squash - but used cooking oil instead of squash - not to be recommended !
 
DannyBoyUK said:
No - but this morning I was within a fraction of a second of putting toothpaste on my hair instead of hair gel

And on another terrible day I made a glass of orange squash - but used cooking oil instead of squash - not to be recommended !

Orange squash is recommended?

What's orange squash anyways?
 
It's squash, that's Orange. Hope taht clears things up.:D Seriously, I've haerd of it as a food, but, not a drink.
 
Black_Bird said:
brush your teeth with shaving cream? Don't.

You do realise that if you had accidently swollowed some of the shaving cream that it could be quite dangerous?
 
Have you ever tried to wipe your butt with the loofah? Don't do it, please.

Ever tried to apply your eye shadow with a pomice stone? Don't.

Just a side note, clorox isn't for teeth whitening.

(Just saying.)
 
I think it was Colgate...

I put it on my toothbrush...

Raised the brush into my mouth...

And felt my mouth burn...

That's not a quality product if it does that....
 
Wiggles said:
Have you ever tried to wipe your butt with the loofah? Don't do it, please.

Ever tried to apply your eye shadow with a pomice stone? Don't.

Just a side note, clorox isn't for teeth whitening.

(Just saying.)


My aunt used to brush her teeth with Comet. I don't think even she tried the loofah thing though.
 
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