Ever tell a late night DJ (sorry) On-Air Personality that you write pornography?

[KillerMuffin]

I did, late late last night when I had insomnia and didn't want to chat online. I was typing away busily at my puter of the wet keyboard when I decided I could use a little inspiration. Rather than toodle through Napster, I dialed up my local rock n roll DJ with the sexiest voice and requested a tune. Considering the type of activity I was engaged in with my keyboard and WordPerfect, I requested Finish What Ya Started by Van Halen. Need to finish it, right?

The DJ, sorry, on air personality, likewise being somewhat bored at 3am and some innuendos about my voice, asked me what a sexy woman like me was doing up all alone at 3 am. So I told him I was writing erotica to publish on the site.

Just cause I enjoy reading and writing pornographic content doesn't mean I'm coming to your house and giving you an active demonstration. I mean really.

The upside is he'll play whatever I want now. *grinnin toothily*

Curiosity speaking here, has anyone else ever 'fessed up (in real life) to writing a story or posting a pic on this site? What were the results?

 

[Guest]

yea, but only to friends i trust. isn't that pathetic that we are so protective of this side of us? I'm beginning to think that somehow humans have become very sick by trying to repress ourselves sexually, and that we are denying ourselves of our natural and very important need. Sex isn't supposed to be bad. It's a natural and pleasurable event that relieves tension, and promotes survival of our species. (and a whole lot more)

- Moon

 

[Ambrosious]

Kinda, my brother knows and I know and we are both on-air personalities. I was more excited by the song you requested than anything! Where do I find a woman like you? Would you appreciate my VH tattoo?

 

[Xander]

Yes, friends, family and a few collegues at work.
But only a few of them knows I'm Xander on here.

 

[Guest]

All The Young Prudes...

My friends look at me with a great deal of suspicion (and much shaking of their heads) whenever I tell them that: I've had erotica published, do my own sex site and regularly visit Literotica.

They can't help it, poor souls. They're British.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

You do what???

ha ha Roger - No Sex Please We're British, eh?

only a few very close friends know of my ummm secret identify ... very "cloak and dagger" i guess ... lol ...

one very close g/f was so shocked and disapproving that i promised her i would not bring it up again .. she is such a dear in so many other ways i would never want to break up our friendship over this ... and we share other things in common ...

and you know what, Buffy, i think late night DJs are very sexy ... i have always had a thing for DJs ... that sounds like a pretty cool thing you got going there, girl!
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Listen ... do you want to know a secret?
~The Beatles~

 

[Ambrosious]

This is for Isabella:

<deep voice>
Coming up next on 96 rock--another looong set of your favorite classic rock and new rock tunes. 72 degrees here in Hotlanta presently. How bout tickets? Want em? I got em! I'll take the tenth caller at 1-800-xxx-xxxx. Tenth caller wins! Now back to the music. Jamie's Cryin'. Little Van Halen for ya! Yowwww!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Do you take requests?

well ... ummm Ambrosious ... that made me want to call in for you ... oh yea baby ... mmmmmmm ... it's that deep voice of yours ...

oh btw darling, I have always wanted to ask a DJ if they have ever been talking on-air while being ... ummm well ... how shall i say this ... orally gratified?

 

[Ambrosious]

Yes it happens all the time, usually at night in builings that don't have security. Used to happen more, but thanks to the times, cameras are everywhere. I remember interning at a station in NC. I got to introduce Van Halen for the 1984 tour. After, I went back to the station. Didn't know that I was followed. Three girls came up with me and we had a grand time, several times I was talking while being pleased. Lately, I've snuck my wife in the studio. Great fun. She was so excited! Well, I was excited myself!

 

[Savage Kitten]

Curiosity speaking here, has anyone else ever 'fessed up (in real life) to writing a story or posting a pic on this site? What were the results?

I haven't actually confessed.. but recently, I added a page to my website that includes a couple of my stories and a link to Literotica. Only 1 co-worker that I knew of at my institution had the URL to my site (Sgt Whatshisface). A couple of weeks ago a guy, I don't even know, at work comes up to me and says 'Hey, I hear you got a website. Care to give me the addy?' I shrugged and gave it to him. Then yesterday at work, as I was coming in, a sergeant that was going out told me he heard a RUMOR and wanted to know if it was true. I said what kinda rumor?? he said, 'That you've got a pretty interesting website' http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/nuts.gif Well, I told him I do and that Sgt. Whatshisface mentioned to me that he was gonna put a link to it from his site, if he was interested in looking at it.

I dunno if i feel embarressed or shy or timid or what? I dunno if its the stories or the pics I have posted at my site that concerns me more haha... altho the pics are rather discreet

 

[Guest]

I'm surprised this thread died....

But i brought it up again....who else lives a 'secret' life?

 

[Closet Desire]

ummm...yeah...well...ya know

It's sorta coming out slowly, but now Closet Desire-able is saying she wants to retire and live on the profits of pornography!

We haven't exactly said it on the radio but we discussed for weeks whether or not to use our real names on our anthologies of erotica...finally decided to come out of the Closet...so to speak.

The most interesting thing has been our friends who have noticed that we go to these kinky shows like Skin Two and London Erotica and that we hang out in Soho a lot. Rather than shun us they have actually become quite interested.

The truth is that only the dead and the devout have no erotic inclinations. That's why erotica is still the most popular topic in books and the most often searched for topic on the web.

(Of course, my parents haven't figured it out yet!)

 

[husband's nightmare]

secret life

I've never "confessed" on air, but an old girlfriend asked me to subit a story in a contest she was judging (anonymously of course. no favoritism there) and the only instructions she'd given me were "graphic" (apparently she meant well detailed!) and two characters. The twist comes here: I did not know this literary contest was for a church. Needless to say when they were read aloud to the judges mine was stopped about a third of the way through. I never confirmed that that one was mine, but she wasn't stupid...

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

No sercet life here... Just be myself and run aound alot like a chicken with ones head cut off.... I believe if you don;t like what I am doing thats your problem not mine and then I carry on what I am doing...(except if the wife is watching now thats another story.. brought to you by Big Giant food products... Do you have a hungry dragon?? Can't find any food for him... Come on down to Big Giant Food Products and get yourself a sweet young madien to chew on.. First 100 customers get a scale begone...)

 

[Guest]

Re: ummm...yeah...well...ya know

It's sorta coming out slowly, but now Closet Desire-able is saying she wants to retire and live on the profits of pornography!

We haven't exactly said it on the radio but we discussed for weeks whether or not to use our real names on our anthologies of erotica...finally decided to come out of the Closet...so to speak.

The most interesting thing has been our friends who have noticed that we go to these kinky shows like Skin Two and London Erotica and that we hang out in Soho a lot. Rather than shun us they have actually become quite interested.

The truth is that only the dead and the devout have no erotic inclinations. That's why erotica is still the most popular topic in books and the most often searched for topic on the web.

(Of course, my parents haven't figured it out yet!)

Alot of true statements here.....::waiting on a may-an to fufill my fantasies...er perhaps a good fill would suffice for now...lol::