Ever' once in a while I get the yen to turn up the stereo

KillerMuffin

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and dance around the place naked until inhibition and sweat overcomes me and instead of feeling the delicious heat of my body moving in a formless caress and the smooth seduction of my muscles flowing as if they were a part of the music, I just feel plain silly.

Here's my naked dancing soundtrack:

Metallica - Fuel
Saigon Kick - Body Bags
Drowning Pool - Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
AC/DC - Thunderstruck
Ozzy - Hellraiser
Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me
Motley Crue - Hooligan's Holiday
Rammstein - Feuer Frei
Anthrax - Only
Billy Idol - Rock the Cradle of Love
White Zombie - More Human Than Human
G'nR - Rocket Queen

Disc 2

Depeche Mode - Policy of Truth
Traci Lords - I Want You
Sister Machine Gun - Burn
Van Halen - Finish What You Started
Sly Fox - Let's Go All the Way
Drivin'n Cryin - Fly Me Courageous
Meredith Brooks - What Would Happen if We Kiss
PJ Harvey - One Time Too Many
Michael Hutchence - Passenger
Nelly - E.I.
Moby - Landing
Santana w/ Rob Thomas - Smooth


I've never made it past disc 2 before I was either interrupted or stricken with inhibition. When you get the urge to get naked and wild, what do you listen to?
 
I hate the Stones and I used to have Pink up there, and before that Taste of India, but right now they don't feel quite right for me.
 
You kick ass Muffie! My choices are usually Rob Zombie, anything Metallica, Korn, and the occasional dash of Pantera.
 
Just for you, I.R:

Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah


Who loves ya babe? *muah*

Now dance with me, dammit.
 
Oh yesss. Happens all the time. Most recently I was driving with my 3 kids in the van. Typical suburban mom.

Then AC/DC's Dirty Deeds came on. I can't recall the precise moment I transformed, but I suddenly cranked the music, and just starting writhing and belting the song out like a dirty stripper.

When the song was over I looked back at the kids who were all staring at me, eyes and mouths open in either shock or disgust.
 
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