Ever masturbated cause you were bored and pussy juice tastes better than M&Ms?

[KillerMuffin]

Wow. What a coincidence. Me, too. I think orgasm is pretty much a cure for a lot of things. Like when you're depressed, a good cum makes you feel better. It's a cure for boredom, it helps you wake up, it helps get rid of insomnia, and it's really good for getting rid of headaches and, on occasion, the munchies.

 

[SempreAngela]

*giggle* No, I melt in other people's mouths and not in my hands.

 

[Starfish]

If you can taste your own pussy juices and not cringe, then why not be bisexual so that while the Stud isn't around, you can have some sexy lady getting you off instead?



I know..... I know...

Penis.

 

[Wiggles]

Yours tastes better than M&M's?? I must not be eating the right things....

What is sex not good for?

 

[Problem Child]

I find it useful if I run out of Elmer's glue, or if I'm in the mood to make interesting stiff towel art.

 

[LukkyKnight]

No, I've come up with lots of reasons, but I can see you're more creative than I am, KM. I'm not sure it would really work for me, even, but I do like your reasoning.

 

[Laurel]

I don't like M&Ms all that much. Reeses Pieces are better.

 

[Harbinger]

I've never masturbated because pussy juice tastes better than M&Ms. Usually if pussy juice is available, masturbation is unnecessary. And not appreciated.

 

[chrys]

mmmmm resse pieces

must agree orgasms and chocolate can cure anything but i prefer the orgasm

 

[EvilBrat74]

Re: Ever masturbated cause you were bored and pussy juice tastes better than M&Ms?

Wow. What a coincidence. Me, too. I think orgasm is pretty much a cure for a lot of things. Like when you're depressed, a good cum makes you feel better. It's a cure for boredom, it helps you wake up, it helps get rid of insomnia, and it's really good for getting rid of headaches and, on occasion, the munchies.

Pussy juice tastes better than anything in my expert opinion!
I don't have a pussy tho.
Glad i have my woman on hand all the time!

Masterbateing is good for stress releif if i'm alone,or my woman is busy,or if i can sneak away to the building,or car,or van,or bathroom,or....wait a minute!
I should be somewhere right now.
LOL

 

[lobito]

does it count if I masturbated thinking about that SEXY green Lady M & M? MMMM I can almost taste her now.

Lo

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ok...... pussy juice... M&M's

I see I new experience happening soon


*hi ho, hi ho.... off for M&M's I go*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I don't like M&Ms all that much. Reeses Pieces are better.

Yeah but what about pussy juice?

 

[Laurel]

Yeah but what about pussy juice?

Great stuff. A glass a day keeps the doctor away.

 

[tigerjen]

Ahhhhhhh!

I agree with masturbation getting rid of headaches
and the munchies....but I've also found that it helps
with PMS and menstrual cramps.......a very NICE relaxer.....
helps me to go to sleep too..........

tigerjen

 

[Mike Hammer]

Great stuff. A glass a day keeps the doctor away.

Your a sillyhead....... It doesn't come it glasses.

 

[Lost Cause]

Melts in your hands...not in your pants!

 

[tigerjen]

Melts in your hands...not in your pants!

ya damn right!

tigerjen

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Great stuff. A glass a day keeps the doctor away.

Damn, thats where I've been going wrong.

I need some pussy, I need some pussy juice.

ANYBODY, help a man in need!

 

[tigerjen]

here's an idea....

bottle the pussy juice, and name it:

"La Jus Pussi"

(I know.....baaaaaad French here!)

tigerjen

 

[Lasz]

I have never masterbated due to the taste of pussy juices. Oh wait when I think about tasting pussyjuices it does make me want to masterbate.

Yeah I have masterbated because I was bored, what better activity to pass the time away? I've done it more times then you could probably guess, because I was so bored one day and there was nothing to do. Ohh and because I was really really horny.

Ever masterbated on a long flight because you were bored?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Ever masturbated cause you were bored and pussy juice tastes better than M&Ms?

Wow. What a coincidence. Me, too. I think orgasm is pretty much a cure for a lot of things. Like when you're depressed, a good cum makes you feel better. It's a cure for boredom, it helps you wake up, it helps get rid of insomnia, and it's really good for getting rid of headaches and, on occasion, the munchies.

LOL - damn this is scary. I have done this. KM might have been poking fun about the whole situation, but damn if it doesn't suit me right now. ;-)