Cum Hither
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........You were a guy?
Ever Just Wake Up & Thank Satan
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sch00lteacher
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To each his own.
Hey great, you wanna be best buddies with Satan? Go for it dude. I hope you get to spend a lot of time with him in the future. I'm sure he'll let you just tag along like you were a member of his posse.
Hey great, you wanna be best buddies with Satan? Go for it dude. I hope you get to spend a lot of time with him in the future. I'm sure he'll let you just tag along like you were a member of his posse.
p_p_man
The 'Euro' European
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A Devil advocating...
So this salesman goes to heaven and St Peter says to him.
"It's a bit different around here nowadays. You get a choice of where you want to go. And as well as that we let you see both places so you can choose. Where do you want to go first?"
"Hell", said the salesman without any hesitation, "may as well get that place out of the way".
"Okey dokey" says Peter and the next instant the salesman finds himself sitting at a bar drinking a martini with one naked girl giving him a blow job and another rubbing her tits all over his face.
"Hey!, he said "I thought this was meant to be Hell?"
"IT IS" boomed a voice out of the air, "WE'VE HAD TO UPDATE OUR IDEAS IS ALL!"
"This is great" said the salesman "take me back to St Peter".
In an instant he was in front of the great man and said "St Peter I've made my decision. I'm choosing Hell. It's great down there".
"As you wish", replied St Peter sadly and in another instant the salesman was back in Hell just in time to have a trident thrust through his body and his testacles torn from his groin.
"Hey what with this?" he screamed in agony, "Hell was great just now. What's happened?"
"AH" said the booming voice, "THEN YOU WERE A PROSPECT!"
So this salesman goes to heaven and St Peter says to him.
"It's a bit different around here nowadays. You get a choice of where you want to go. And as well as that we let you see both places so you can choose. Where do you want to go first?"
"Hell", said the salesman without any hesitation, "may as well get that place out of the way".
"Okey dokey" says Peter and the next instant the salesman finds himself sitting at a bar drinking a martini with one naked girl giving him a blow job and another rubbing her tits all over his face.
"Hey!, he said "I thought this was meant to be Hell?"
"IT IS" boomed a voice out of the air, "WE'VE HAD TO UPDATE OUR IDEAS IS ALL!"
"This is great" said the salesman "take me back to St Peter".
In an instant he was in front of the great man and said "St Peter I've made my decision. I'm choosing Hell. It's great down there".
"As you wish", replied St Peter sadly and in another instant the salesman was back in Hell just in time to have a trident thrust through his body and his testacles torn from his groin.
"Hey what with this?" he screamed in agony, "Hell was great just now. What's happened?"
"AH" said the booming voice, "THEN YOU WERE A PROSPECT!"
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