Ever have one of those nights.

[Aquila]

You ever have one of those nights, where your exhausted. You haven't slept well so far during the week. You manage to drag your sorry carcus over to the bed. and... just stare at the ceiling fan, as it goes round and round.

Then your mind starts wandering into all the little creepy places you try to keep away from, like upcoming bills, the work you need to do on your vehicle, and all the chores you need to do during the weekend.

I don't know about you guys n' girls, but I have a pretty stressful job. To the point that I just got put on blood preassure medication, and got told by my doctor to either relax, take a vacation, and stop eating salt or die. So Im wound tighter than the springs on a brand new street sweeper. (fully automatic shotgun).

So when I get home, I like to relax and try and forget about all this hubub and hoohaa. kick back, play around in the forums, try and meet new people and perspectives.. you know, have a decent time without spending a fortune to do it.. and most of all destress. t'aint happening tonight though.

What is it about the human body that refuses to relax some nights.. like tonight.

Ever experience this?

Or am I just nuts?

 

[Artemesia]

you're not nuts...

go find an old textbook, start reading it, and it'll bore you so completely that you fall asleep instantly

or masturbate

take your pick

 

[SpiceCake]

Oh, poor little snookums! I have had those nights way to many times. Sometimes if I masturbate a second time, I become more relaxed. Have you tired that, toots?

 

[Simply Me]

Yep, have lots of nights like that. Too much worry on my mind, and I end up tossing and turning, then getting up, turning on the computer, no one to talk to , go back to bed, repeat above. I feel for you. I have found that a few Coors beers seem to help me feel better about things though.

 

[Ezarc]

I rarely sleep enough for just that reason.

 

[Aquila]

I don't want to masturbate
This is one of those nights where you just want to feel moist warm breath of your woman on the back of your neck, as she smacks you in the back ribs for moving while she's trying to sleep.

I miss those days.

Yay.
Knob creek kentucky burbon. (small batch)
Still got the happy red wax seal all intact.
its calling my name.

[Edited cause Im a dipshit and can't type things right]

 

[dragonhearted]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

what about thinking about a place? you know...someplace you have been that you like to go to...your favorite....makes you feel peaceful when you are there...think of the sounds, the smells, the textures of the things you touch, maybe something you taste...could be anywhere. The ocean (my personal fav) or by a lake, a river, in the woods, in a meadow, on a mountain, in a garden, at a cabin....or someplace from the past that made you feel safe...grandma's perhaps...

The point is...to find a mindset that is pleasant with different things to help your senses remember....eventually...you will begin to doze...and then sleep. When ever I laid down and the wheels started going round and round in my head...that is what I did...


Try it....(warm milk first! ...)

 

[Aquila]

Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

what about thinking about a place? you know...someplace you have been that you like to go to...your favorite....makes you feel peaceful when you are there...think of the sounds, the smells, the textures of the things you touch, maybe something you taste...could be anywhere. The ocean (my personal fav) or by a lake, a river, in the woods, in a meadow, on a mountain, in a garden, at a cabin....or someplace from the past that made you feel safe...grandma's perhaps...

The point is...to find a mindset that is pleasant with different things to help your senses remember....eventually...you will begin to doze...and then sleep. When ever I laid down and the wheels started going round and round in my head...that is what I did...


Try it....(warm milk first! ...)

No go. and I think I the milk in my fridge is bad... it smells like ass.

 

[dragonhearted]

ok...........

so skip the millk........ but try the other thing, ok? It does work! Other people have done it...

 

[freshrope_69]

You ever have one of those nights, ...

What is it about the human body that refuses to relax some nights.. like tonight.

Ever experience this?

Or am I just nuts?

Listen to Ian Hunter..."You're Never Alone With A Schizaphrenic"

Great listening for those who may even think they are nuts.

Or you could listen to that "candy" ass shit..."The Sounds of Paradise...Relaxation n Meditation with the sounds of the ocean surf"...

Just a couple suggestions...I really like both, depending on my mood of the evening.