Ever have a "Beige" moment?

[ksmybuttons]

One of my favorite jokes:

The mistress says: "What?! You're done already?"
The Prostitute says: "Aren't you done yet?"
The Wife says: "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Sometimes in my relationship one of us will have a beige moment. You?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Yeah, but it more often involves the grass.

 

[calypso_21]

One of my favorite jokes:

The mistress says: "What?! You're done already?"
The Prostitute says: "Aren't you done yet?"
The Wife says: "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Sometimes in my relationship one of us will have a beige moment. You?

Yup, but mine is more of an ADD moment...what do I need from the grocery store, did I finish that report for the board meeting, what is for dinner, did I get my classwork done in time for class, what else do I need to do today, did the laundry get done, when am I gonna get laid, is the car on full or empty, do I need to bring it in for a tune up, could I get a lube at the same time, what is playing at the movies, what would it be like in a dark theater...oh wait I know the answer to this one and my mind moves into the memories...

 

[InnocentAngel81]

thats cute

 

[Mona Lisa]

Yeah...

I call that moment "my first boyfriend". Actually, before we broke up it went beyond "beige" to "I wish I had my knitting right about now".

 

[someplace]

Best advice I ever got

was when my son married a few months ago. A good friend reminded me of my duties as the mother of the groom:

Wear beige and keep my mouth shut!

 

[Weird Harold]

Beige moments are just "average"

because, (according to one of HNN's headlines,) "Astronomers have determined that the color of the universe is Beige."