Ever hadda to-conclusion lapdance, fellas?

[lemmesee]

Gentlemen, if you've ever had a commercial (not your girlfriend) lapdance that resulted in your reaching orgasm, please share all the exciting details with us Lit'ers. And if you've had more than one such lapdance in your life, please provide all the itty-bitty details on your very first one ....us horny folks are interested such things as in how it came about, where it occurred, where you were seated, how you were dressed, how she was dressed, did you have a condom in place before the event, any house-rules that were in place at the time, what dialog went on between the two of you as it was going on, whether or not you had difficulty cleaning up your mess afterward etc, etc, etc....please share your experience

 

[randy123]

Yes, I have, once. It was intense. In a club on a weekday so it was slow. A girl walked up to me, and led me to a table. She was bored. She asked if I was a cop as she put her hand in my lap and started stroking me. I said no, so she asked if I wanted a provate dance.... I said sure. She led me to a private room where I sat in a comfy chair and she ground against me for a few minutes. She let me play with her tits (fake, but nice). She actually reached down into my pants to realign my cock so she could grind against it better. She asked if I was going to cum and I said probably. She then asked if I wanted to. I said yes, as I was thinking with my little brain by then. She picked up speed and I blew a wad into my pants. It was intense. She climbed off and I tipped her before going to clean up a little for the ride home.....

 

[lemmesee]

Yes, I have, once. It was intense. In a club on a weekday so it was slow. A girl walked up to me, and led me to a table. She was bored. She asked if I was a cop as she put her hand in my lap and started stroking me. I said no, so she asked if I wanted a provate dance.... I said sure. She led me to a private room where I sat in a comfy chair and she ground against me for a few minutes. She let me play with her tits (fake, but nice). She actually reached down into my pants to realign my cock so she could grind against it better. She asked if I was going to cum and I said probably. She then asked if I wanted to. I said yes, as I was thinking with my little brain by then. She picked up speed and I blew a wad into my pants. It was intense. She climbed off and I tipped her before going to clean up a little for the ride home.....

This is exactly what I'm looking for, Randy....thank you so much for posting....anyone else wanna share their first to-conclusion laptop dance experience?

 

[Johnpalmerston]

I have only had one lap dance and all it did was make me hornier.

 

[lemmesee]

I have only had one lap dance and all it did was make me hornier.

Thanks for posting anyway, John....I guess she didn't finish you off

 

[lemmesee]

My first and only lapdance was over 30 years ago in an adult club in west central Illinois near the Mississippi....I was away from home on business, alone and curious....I went in, past the bouncer....the music was loud and thumping....the place was crowded....lapdances were being given on an overstuffed leather sofa....a topless dancer solicited me, and I agreed....I gave her the money and sat down on the sofa....she straddled me, facing me....she was wearing a sequined G-string, but was otherwise naked....she told me that I was not allowed to touch her body whatsoever....my penis was already erect, and had slipped out of the fly of my shorts inside my khakis....she immediatly commenced humping my lap....up and down....and shaking her big breasts in my face....she was heavily perfummed....I can still smell it ....there was only one layer of khaki separating my erection and her grinding mound....I was aroused beyond belief and wanted to hold her almost bare buttocks....she stopped me....then she said to me, "Tell me before you cum"....the music was thumping and so was she....I told her that I was gonna ejaculate in my pants....she raised herself and her mound from my penis by putting her knees on the sofa just as I ejaculated in my pants....whatta mess....but whatta cum....then I went to the restroom to clean up the semen inside my pants....I learned later that alotta fellas put on a condom before that get a lapdance....that makes cleaning up easier....

 

[MotoGuy2]

OH YEH! About 15 years ago during a New Years club H get-together (downstairs of a nice hotel). My wife and I had met a new couple at the club and we of course exchanged wife's for dancing. This lady was HOT! She was about 38 or so, very nice body - she was wearing a short black spandex dress (I guess you'd call it a dress). Black high-heels (4 inchers) and lots of jewelry. After several close dances we were at our table having a drink and her husband asked if I'd like a lap dance from his wife - he said she was VERY good at it. My wife gave the ok and she came over put her hands on my shoulders and straddled me. She was grinding away on me to the beat of the music - she had her hands up playing with her hair and let me play with her small titties - she wore no underwear - her dress was up high enough I could see her pussy. She was moaning as she increased her speed. She said "Fuck Me, please Fuck me... I looked at her husband and he nodded - My wife had went to the restroom and I wanted it. I pulled out my cock and she slipped it in her pussy and fucked me crazy.... WOW.. it was an awesome lap dance. We never saw them again at another party... I always wondered what their deal was....

 

[blackstallion21]

Here's my attempt to revive your thread

I can't say I've ever had a "to conclusion" lapdance... BUT what I can say is I've had much experience with strip clubs and with strippers.

For instance, I've fucked about 3, gotten head by 2 more and have had countless lap dances... It's fun fucking strippers, and of the few that I got to fuck, the one that was the best, rode me until I was about to cum, and then got off, and I shot all over my favorite sweater... clean up was a bitch, but the pussy was WELL WORTH IT!

 

[lemmesee]

I always thought that "lapdances-to-conclusion" were quite common in "gentleman's clubs" across the country....I'm stunned that there have been so few responses to this thread?????

 

[frostyghost09]

I always thought that "lapdances-to-conclusion" were quite common in "gentleman's clubs" across the country....I'm stunned that there have been so few responses to this thread?????

As am I, in fact...

 

[DracnKitten]

My husband had a to conclusion once while we were on the outs

 

[lemmesee]

My husband had a to conclusion once while we were on the outs

It would be out of place big-time for us to expect you to tell us more about your husband's to-conclusion-laptop dance experience, but I sure wish he'd check in here himself and give us all the sweet details ;-) ....