Ever had a birthday party..

[Never]

That everyone forgot to come to?
It's one thing to think you're meaningless, it's a whole nother to feel that way.
Thank you Savage Kitten.
Thank you Nicole.
Thank you KillerMuffin.
Thank you teresafannin.
For anyone else who cares, would it have been that hard to say 'congratulations'? To at least suggest a title? You're right, it's a pity party, you're right, I should have a thicker skin, you're right, the pictures were a stupid idea.
Try as I might I can't say 'fuck you all' because for some reason this is still the only place where I can be myself and damn, if I son't feel like shit right now I don't know shit.
I'll admit it, I'm being immature, I never claimed to be a mature person. I'm doing my best Jewish mother imitation and trying to make you feel guilty and I know you see right though it. Right though me. I can't believe I actually thought of this as a family or a group of friends. I can't believe I'm going to post this but I'm tired of trying to make people laugh, to make this board a friendly place.
You're right, I know. Melodramatic and stuff, heck I've got time to learn. I know I fooled myself big time here and that's okay, someday I'll hit the right formula.

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Ahhhhhhh…This is a good spot for a Madonna reference.
It's time for the good times.
Forget about the bad times.
We need a Holiday.

 

[CreamyLady]

I did congratulate you on the other thread; I also thanked you for the Bewitched picture.

 

[Siren]

Never sweetie, I have been suggesting a name all weekend

 

[Docgtvt]

we could never forget you.
being a summertime baby, i used to always have underattended birthday parties. this gave me an inferiority complex that you wouldn't believe.
i'm an old fart now, and have decided that birthdays suck anyway, so expect the worst and be pleasantly surprised.
also, congrats on the 1000 th post.




Best birthday surprize ever...
"...you're what????"

 

[Silverlily]

Ugh, I feel terrible, the Jewish mother thing works on me every time.
If it helps any, I spent a good part of the morning trying (and failing) to come up with witty title suggestion. I'm afraid in all the planning, I missed the event. The only thing I came up with was:
The Never with nothing but the know-how
I'm sorry, your's was one of the ones I was looking forward to.

 

[Weird Harold]

I haven't posted before, because I couldn't think of a good title for you. Having resolved that problem, I'm now posting.

How about "Irrelevance personified"

 

[April]

I'm sorry, Never. I wasn't paying attention. Please forgive me? I was mired in my misery of hating my new job.

Never:
Obtuse, Obscure, and Oblique

 

[poohlive]

I am sorry Never. Hey, don't give up on the trying to make this place happier. That's it, from now on, thats our job. You and me Never, partners in crime, trying to make the BB a better place, for all mankind.
Whenever a newbie is afraid, we'll be there.
Whenever an old fart, makes a stupid jusgement, we'll be there.
Whenever someone mispells smoething, we will laugh at them.
oh wait, not that one, I am a bad speller.

Hhhhhmmmm... a new title?
Never:
Not ever.

Without Permission ohh, thats a good one, Never: without permission, I like that.

I hope you feel better, remember, we are all rooting for you, we are in this together.

 

[MistressSin]

I don't know you well,but here is one....

Never:
say Never!

 

[MADDOG]

Never... I only just FOUND that thread! If I'd known what it was about I would have cheaked sooner. I'm sorry if you feel hurt or whatever, but you shouldn't. I really do love your posts - especially the fucked up ones. So seriously, here's wishing you a happy 1000th.

I'm crap at naming things, and I couldn't possibly do you justice, but what about:-

Never ... "Ending Story"
or
Never ... "gonna have sex with MADDOG"

MADDOG

 

[Myrrdin]

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Comes sprinting into page, tripping over scroll bar, and falling head first in punch bowl.

Damn time zones. I missed another party!

Congratulations on 1,000 posts, Never. Always posting something for us to scratch our heads over.

Title? how about Tinkerbell (Tinkering Belle.) The good fairy from Never-never land.

Ummm, i suppose i,m too late for a dance then?

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[Xander]

Damn, I hate when this happens, during the weekends, while I'm not hooked up online at home.

Congrats Never!!!


*Singing*
Never ever should ever feel so low,
Never ever should be in that black hole.

Grab my hand, I'll haul you all the way back up again.
Make you smile, and hope you really are our special friend.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Never on a Sunday!

Never ... dear ... if you are talking about your "O" thread thing ... i tried to download it ... i was stuck for about 3 minutes trying to download it ... it never worked ... i got impatient ... and never went further .. is that the thread you mean? .. i think there was some big pic or something that was delaying the dowload forever ... maybe other people had the same prob, luv.

Congrats darling on your 1000th post!!!

my humble suggestion for your name is:

NEVER ON SUNDAY ...
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You can kiss me on a Monday, a Tuesday, a Wednesday,
a Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday if you want
but Never on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday
That's my day of rest.
~Melina Mercouri~

 

[Sammyjo]

I just want to say that I don't pay the slightest bit of attention to how many posts anyone (including myself) has until someone brings it up...it is a very insignificant part of my time here, but since you are so sad....

WOO-HOO!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, I liked the pictures and I'm sure I said thank you and how much you made me laugh! I'm not creative on names though, I'm about as "left brain" as they come. You'll have to rely on the rest of the board for your new title. Congrats in any case.

 

[Hecate]

Congrats! As for titles....

how about :

Never ... whatever

Never ... she's forever

Never ... do it again!

OK - I admit I don't know you all that well so bear with my feeble attempts.

plus somehow I have the feeling you could come up with something pretty damn cool yourself!! Hey - usually you get to choose a title and don't get given one!! (damn - was that even close to understandable grammar wise??)

 

[Magic Merlin]

Congratulations Never,


I really liked April's suggestion...Obtuse, Obscure, and Oblique

And Hecate's - Never...whatever....



My own - NeverEssence - Obscure One or



Essence of Never - A Mind Altering Fragrance

 

[Nicole]

Never my sweet little Butterfly, I could never forget you

Love ya babe

Now back to meaningless please, I have been told by Kitten Eyes that I need to flirt more, so you need to be more meaningless than you are being

Goodnight my sweet Butterfly

 

[Cheri]

Guilt?

You have a LONG way to go before you get this guilt thing right. Now maybe it's the fact that I've worked with the best (Mom), but you're attempt at inspiring guilt is weak and amatuerish at best. Also the fact that I don't have a clue what title to offer has forced me to ignore this thread. But you're a creative girl and I'm sure the perfect title will come to you.

 

[Guest]

Poor Never...

 

[Expertise]

Never my favorite virgin CONGRATULATIONS!

Sorry I wasn't here to do it in a more timely fashion.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dreamer1]

Congratulations Never! I would suggest a title but I am still trying to figure you out! Savant, smartass, virginal sex goddess in waiting? All of the above and more. You define yourself better than anyone here possibly could. Bare and wear your title proudly!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So sorry -- I must have missed the thread. I know I post a lot, but I don't actually read every thread. Did the thread title clue us in to what was happening?

Anyhoo -- congrats, congrats, congrats.

As for a title. Hmm.

"Never Say Never"?

 

[Adoratrice]

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